List of edge cases our billion dollar product didn't account for: - clothing that isn't a t-shirt - people wearing it differently than one extremely specific way - women
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Why am I not surprised at all.
aug 23, 2025, 3:44 pm ā¢ 1 0 ā¢ view
"works on my machine" but the machine is your body and you are the median Silicon Valley programmer
aug 23, 2025, 3:44 pm ā¢ 58 3 ā¢ view
Would have been a more cost efficient play if he leaned into government contracts, combined his AR and ray ban idea, and sold surveillance to the man. Then he gets surveillance state in a product for jerky republicans who want it.
aug 23, 2025, 4:03 pm ā¢ 0 0 ā¢ view
My doctor runs a unit test every time I sneeze.
aug 23, 2025, 3:58 pm ā¢ 0 0 ā¢ view
Honestly you couldn't come up with a better SV stereotype
aug 23, 2025, 3:53 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
DEI hires would have worked on those, butā¦
aug 23, 2025, 6:02 pm ā¢ 0 0 ā¢ view
Top Meta Scienticians are on the case!
aug 23, 2025, 3:53 pm ā¢ 0 0 ā¢ view
Just another entry in a long line of devices like the hand driers that canāt detect dark skin.
aug 23, 2025, 3:45 pm ā¢ 4 0 ā¢ view