wot?

a seal with a different charge than normal is of course a seal ion

jesus!

Two seals were floating along together when one said “Damn, I think I just became a sealion.” - “Are you sure?” asked the seal, concerned. - “I’m positive,” said the sealion.

Science for the win!

😜

*sigh*

You can tell by their charge

Sealioning aka tasing seals

They are typically different sizes, so yes

Easy.

I was followed by a cation the other day. I think I tried to shoo it away, but I couldn’t be positive.

Well, sealions DO have valence (external) earlectrons 💫 (Plot twist: "fur seals" are actually sea-lions 😮)

it's really an alligator/crocodile thing? i thought sea lions were bigger, had more patterns, etc? and aren't their whiskers extra? idk. maybe that was a damn seal

You son of a...!

yes this is it. @katriellerose.bsky.social hated this joke by the time we left the aquarium last year. "sea lions are basically just seals, give or take a few electrons"

Same with the letter L and the big feline.

Such a valent effort at an ionic joke. 😂

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

Oh I thought it was using heavenly trumpets sounding to break the former and the fact that the latter are just Karens performing concern trolling.

Booo

Meanwhile, walruses can be distinguished from both by the presence of Dr. Eggman.

Positive?