Oh man, if I attend a wedding on September 27th (or whatever), I might have to interact with other people. Ah shit. Sounds horrible. Might as well stick a knife in my gullet. Do the college football commentariat realize how insane they sound?
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If you or anyone else schedules a fall wedding and someone bitches that they might have to miss Alabama-Kentucky or whatever, they aren't actually your friend. Plain and simple.
aug 25, 2025, 2:23 pm • 3 0 • view
Also, everyone has phones. It's 2025. If you are THAT desperate, just refresh the boxscore or whatever. I have attended exactly one wedding in my entire life that interfered with a game I wanted to watch and I simply put score alerts on. Big whoop!
aug 25, 2025, 2:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Exactly. You can put the game on your phone and watch between dancing and drinking or whatever. Or hell, if it's an indoor venue, they probably have a TV at the bar and you can watch with a bunch of other people! There should be ZERO complaining about fall weddings.
aug 25, 2025, 2:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Kind of shocking any of these guys are getting invited to weddings if they’re so anti social that they’d complain about missing football
aug 25, 2025, 2:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Are you free September 27th I think we may have an extra seat at ours
aug 25, 2025, 2:31 pm • 1 0 • view
Lock me in
aug 25, 2025, 2:31 pm • 0 0 • view