Will Warren
@statsbywill.bsky.social
college basketball at https://www.basketunderreview.com/ 5x marathoner
created August 16, 2023
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Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Saw Nickel Boys tonight pre-NFL season opening. I liked the book a lot. It's very good. The movie is on such a separate level that I cannot name a better flick I have seen in 10 years. Utterly unbelievable viewing experience. A tear to my eye as it wrapped.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
White guy in his 30s update: I’ve never cared for Pearl Jam at all beyond ”The Fixer” strangely enough, but this week I realized “Corduroy” absolutely goes. We’re up to two.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Getting really into Carl Stone lately. Excellent Excel/writing music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsQ4...
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Never been happier about a list. Look at all of these guys.
CRIMINAL SIMPSONS (@criminalsimpsons.com) reposted
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
This was remarkable www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyKH...
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
Another banger finish. The goods.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Lock in on the Southern 500 (USA Network) people. We've got a car on fire and a restart incoming with 50 laps (~30 minutes) to go.
Jon (@bigjon865.bsky.social) reposted
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Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
You are going to be floored when you find out about the insane appeal of Sioux Falls, SD
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
Holding a yearly game in Ireland for no real reason is a good touch though. I’ll throw my pick in that we see a season opener Saudi Arabia game by 2035.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Week 1 takeaway is that the games feel bigger and better on actual campus sites and not in NFL stadiums with empty seats. I am sure we won’t repeat this exact same mistake every year until the end of time!
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Feels like Shane Beamer is on the upper range of outcomes for the Butch Jones personality style
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Ohhhhh I’m in heaven. Let’s go. Nobody tell this moron where Nate Oats is from.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
Jason Eck will NEVER buy from the 2K store to get ahead
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Yes yes, easy to say from my perch, but calling a timeout down 17 with 3 seconds left just to get your QB demolished one final time seems pointless
CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted
Incredible level of starting something you have zero intention of finishing
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
I have truly never seen something quite like it. Hoping @cjzero.bsky.social got it
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
Knowledge of an appeal process for targeting does make me less mad but correct
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
78 on New Mexico with maybe the single funniest action I’ve seen in a sporting event all year
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
watching Bryce Underwood after watching 2024
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
when Brian Kelly is acting like peak Brandon Staley in an extremely obvious "take the points" situation I'm afraid the Go For It Revolution has swung too far
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Two full media timeouts in 19 seconds of game time would result in supermax prison in a better society
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
The cursive Lobos logo rules. You could easily convince me New Mexico has top 5 branding in all of college sports.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
That interview of the Man United manager after they lost horrifically the other day is gonna look like a children’s party compared to DeBoer’s presser.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
I’m like one more failed fourth down from saying Analytics Have Gone Too Far and that is insane given my career
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean. My God.
Bill Connelly (@espnbillc.bsky.social) reposted
I’m begging you, State Farm. Please buy fewer ads.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
We can’t all spend 20 years pretending to be neutral then immediately leave to run the NIL organization. Anyway!
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
This one’s for all the 2016-era Alabama beat writers who left to be fans
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Gus Johnson’s decline has been well covered but Joe Tess aging into someone attempting to create maximum dopamine on every snap is probably worse
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Tennessee’s first game of the year taking the longest to finish of any in its time slot is extremely on-brand.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
I’m aware it got five yards but absolutely insane running call by Sark on first down with just the one timeout. Forced Texas to hurry and got them all out of sorts
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
FOX has gotta refresh the booth. Let Benetti be the main PBP guy
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Gus Johnson my friend, it’s time. It’s been time
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Hope this score holds. 14-0 is extremely funny to look at and will become funnier over time.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Davis Warren, who attempted maybe two passes, was better against OSU than this
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
FOX injury commercial music hitting at 2 PM on a weekend afternoon is a true “we’re so back” feeling I’m afraid to say.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s FOX. We are not seeing kickoff before 12:25 at best!
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Locking in 12:37 PM ET as the first time I bring up to everyone “yes the new Ohio State DC is Matt Patricia” while laughing.
Michigan Clock 〽️ (@michiganclock.bsky.social) reposted
Ohio State has not beaten Michigan in football for 2100 days. #GoBlue #Michigan #BeatOhio
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
Woj hates DJT so him coming out of retirement to drop it would rule.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
My main memory is him being the first to break Biden dropping out. I cannot believe I’ve deleted birthdays and passwords from my brain to recall this.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Regrettably refollowing Shams in the unlikely but very funny event that little weirdo breaks The News.
Will Leitch (@williamfleitch.bsky.social) reposted
I'm going to be writing a weekly column about college football for @theathletic.com this year. I hope people enjoy it. Here is the first one, about how it feels to be a college football fan in 2025. (Which is kind of how it feels like to be anything in 2025.) www.nytimes.com/athletic/657...
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
My friend @drewhamm5.bsky.social summed up my thoughts very well on a certain vibe I’ve felt and expressed for a while. I might be souring more and more on college football each year but when the games start, F it, I’ll keep drinking that garbage. open.substack.com/pub/badgersb...
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
It doesn’t get the same level of attention as other flops but Trent Dilfer/UAB is the single worst hire of the 2020s arguably across all college sports. It’s on the Kenny Payne level, yet Payne didn’t get a third season
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
One quarter to take down the Schiano Men. Lock in!
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
Actual concert: went to the first show on an Arcade Fire tour before that was a bad thing. My arm (blue shirt) and Best Friend Matt’s arm (black jacket) were front and center for the main press photo of that album cycle
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
watched a nature documentary at a music festival with all of Yo La Tengo
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
It’s very boomer of me but USF’s back of the helmet hashtag, woof
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Never felt a quicker “this is funny” to “this is terrible” swing than realizing Parsons will be employed by the official team of American Cybertruck lovers for probably the next decade.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
Like…this is WAY better than I’ve seen from any actual TV journo. Ritchie Torres should feel massive shame in his soul bsky.app/profile/thes...
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
This is astonishing and well worth an hour of your time. Major, major credit to Adam Friedland here. www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Ee...
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
My college football predictions for 2025: I take a nap this Saturday during the first half of the 3:30 time slot. Also, I'm adopting the Ohio Bobcats as my G5 team of choice.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Book recommendation. Bought this off ThriftBooks a month ago in my quest to be Jonathan Wilson one day.
SkinsHoops86 (@skinshoops86.bsky.social) reposted
Really fun read. No one in CBB media is finding these type of unique story ideas like @statsbywill.bsky.social Montana had great year, Seattle a bad one. But you dive deep and its crazy to see how sometimes things can come down to luck.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
Former basketball game previewers unite (have done three separate previews of games featuring Tennessee Tech)
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
Can totally see that. Beat writing in general is a treacherous game.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Astonishing reading this, one of several well-researched preseason pieces by mgoblog, then going back to the local football program's various beat writer sites (VQ, etc.) and seeing the same columns I've seen for 15 years. If only every serious program had a site like it mgoblog.com/content/enem...
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
What’s the most you’ve ever lost on a coin toss? For Seattle and Duquesne, an entire season; for Akron and Montana, nothing at all. On the concept of luck, and what we mean when we talk about good or bad luck for @basketunderreview.bsky.social ($) www.basketunderreview.com/how-lucky-is/
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
All I'm saying is that based on Travis's personality, based on location, and several other factors, I've moved Stavros Halkias on Guest List to -300 Yes at the WW Sportsbook.
Lil Bona X (@lilbonax.bsky.social) reposted
travis kelce, the former all-big east tight end?
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
That period of time where everyone hated Jack Antonoff, fond memories. Have you pondered that he's Actually Good?
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
I've held out as a skeptic for a while...mostly because I am 30 or 40 years old and let the market pick for me...but "Manchild" by Sabrina Carpenter is a monster of a song. Astonishing production for a pop song of this era! I can't get enough!
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
I would pick these for basketball, but not football
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
We’re at a point where I have no idea what the term ‘sicko’ means other than something that annoys me when I see it. (No shade to Adam, who I’ve always liked)
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
I like the concept here as I miss when music criticism wasn’t how every single record ever made is a 7/10 or above. That being said: no music critic on earth is paid enough to deal with the fallout of even a 5/10 against the wrong fanbase of obsessives
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
My wedding was the day after Iowa/Michigan. Watched most of it with friends and it made the 10-3 experience suck quite a bit less!
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
Lock me in
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, everyone has phones. It's 2025. If you are THAT desperate, just refresh the boxscore or whatever. I have attended exactly one wedding in my entire life that interfered with a game I wanted to watch and I simply put score alerts on. Big whoop!
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
I have faith. Seven Site Shannon
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
Shannon Terry being on pump-and-dump scheme #4 now is pretty remarkable. I suppose in the same way you'd tip the cap to a Mitch McConnell for getting what he wants, you would do the same for someone like he.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh man, if I attend a wedding on September 27th (or whatever), I might have to interact with other people. Ah shit. Sounds horrible. Might as well stick a knife in my gullet. Do the college football commentariat realize how insane they sound?
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
The weather is nice this week - mid 70s, sunny, the whole shebang - but with it, the horrendous "you shouldn't have fall weddings" discourse from morons employed by On3 has returned. A true "at what cost?" situation.
Shane McNichol (@ontheshanetrain.bsky.social) reposted
if it's going to be between 55 and 90 degrees where you live, you should listen to this bad boy cover to cover outdoors this week
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
You have to eat this if they beat UGA
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
Who is sitting down and saying “I want this.” Who has asked for blue cheese and meatloaf not only together, but in muffin form? How did they feel in the 12 hours following? Scarier than any horror film of the 2020s.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
This is the single worst food I’ve heard of in my life???
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
The only Tigers complaint I’m allowing at this time is that we have gotta find a new home for Jack Flaherty after we win the World Series.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
INCREDIBLE
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Daytona night race already has the insanity dialed up to 11 and we’re not even 20% of the way done.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
Give those dummies an alternate broadcast of Matt Shepard and Jack Morris and tell them to report back.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Benetti listing off all 14 pitches so far of a 15-pitch at bat in rapid succession, Andy Dirks saying "live and in person...well, we're in person, anyway", Benetti's heartfelt rage at a truly awful strike three call. The Tigers broadcasts are genuinely so good.
Bill Connelly (@espnbillc.bsky.social) reposted
Matt Campbell and Chris Klieman going for it 6 times, Klieman going for it in KSU territory in Q4 and Campbell foregoing a “FG to go up 6” situation makes me think we’ve crossed the fourth down rubicon…
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
That’s crazy that Matt Campbell, who has consistently been really damn good as a football coach, is still really damn good
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Most ‘welcome back, college football’ moment imaginable is seeing these two headlines back to back
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
it feels fundamentally different than CBB to me. With that the actual production of the game itself can feel huge and there’s generally always something to play for even if it’s fourth in the standings. CFB, man, I just cannot get up if you’re playing to participate in the Poinsettia Bowl.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been debating writing something essentially around these lines. I still watch Michigan games, probably ~75% of Tennessee’s, and the marquee game of the week but my F It button for CFB is huge compared to 10 years ago. If a game gets boring even in 2Q I’m going on a walk.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Asking them to start classes to make me a much worse writer so I can learn from the best
Scott Rich, Ph.D. (@richcompneuro.bsky.social) reposted
If @mgoblog.bsky.social can be excited for college sports after this, then I feel so much less guilty about my plans to use football season to ignore the dismantling of American science for at least one day a week. Worth a read by everyone, sports fan or no. Go Blue. mgoblog.com/content/stor...
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
@hooverstreetrag.org Marcus Thames #33 Jersey at the buzzer as I’m leaving. That’s well up there for rare kits these days.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Day into night.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep building. Keep trying. What more can we do in life but these two things?
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
I demand you read this. mgoblog.com/content/stor...
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Big mileage today in the Great American City
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
Detroit dares to ask a question we should all want an answer to: Why aren’t there more McDonald’s at airports? DTW has two in the same terminal and boy is it convenient
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s to my personal shame I’m even aware of the existence of this person. I gotta get offline.
Will Warren (@statsbywill.bsky.social)
On my Mount Rushmore of people who should’ve gotten more air in their lungs as kids, as well as simply gone outside. What a poster, we don’t see many like her.
ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper.com) reposted
well well well