IDK, I'm afraid burning couches might be a felony under a new administration. Maybe we should stick to mattresses and armchairs
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Imagining Vance, his thick eyeliner & mascara leaving dark tracks down his puffy cheeks, watching a lovely brown leather Gomer Bolstrood sectional go up in flames in times square, as he angrily demands an immediate nuclear strike on the perpetrators just...wishing he'd had one chance to get at it
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Just imagining this scene brings tears to my eyes
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