I enjoy a Jersey Mike's sub, but their obsession with "The Juice" has always been at least subtly disturbing.
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one time i accidentally called it “the sauce” and they were so fuckin’ confused
aug 27, 2025, 9:33 pm • 4 0 • view
“it’s not sauce!” “well, it’s not fuckin’ juice either, is it?”
aug 27, 2025, 9:33 pm • 9 0 • view
"We can do this Mike's Way or the Hard Way. Your choice."
aug 27, 2025, 9:36 pm • 5 0 • view
“is that Mike juice freshly-squeezed? if not I don’t want it”
aug 27, 2025, 9:38 pm • 7 0 • view