bob
@huntthesnark.bsky.social
constantly unreinventing the wheel
created November 13, 2024
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bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
Good to remember the Haymarket Massacre, the subject of my favorite Labor Day factoid: May Day, which is Labor Day in many developed democracies, commemorates that awful event. It is celebrated in many places, but not in the US, where the event occurred. This is not a coincidence.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe they should've let the cat park the car.
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
Senator Kelly escapes Magneto’s lair in the first X Men movie
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I am attending a small fundraising event for my representative in Congress next weekend to bring up precisely this issue with him, as it's affecting my family as well.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
It was the era of company towns, brutal work conditions, private security firms and police and yes the US Army violently breaking strikes. Alongside the expansion of rights and the New Deal, the Progressive Era that would follow this horror is yet another thing these revanchist tyrants would undo.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
This was the Gilded Age our current leadership wants us to go back to: Robber barons, bank runs, crushing poverty and unemployment, and a federal government so weak that Treasury had to be bailed out by JP Morgan.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
On Labor Day, remember Coxey's Army. tl;dr During the Depression of the 1890's, Coxey organized a march on Washington to demand federal employment. The movement became national. Upon reaching DC, Coxey was arrested for walking on the grass. The movement fizzled. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coxey%2...
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
I was older than that and didn't have any firm basketball commitments other than a vague attachment for the Nique-era Hawks. I watched the Bulls, I didn't want them to lose, but I can't say I "rooted" for them. It would've been like rooting for the ocean--sort of irrelevant. I just wanted to see it!
bubbe yaga (@ellearmageddon.bsky.social) reposted
at their core, trans rights, abortion rights, and vaccine rights are actually all the same issue: they’re all about bodily autonomy, and the willingness to concede any of them puts the others at risk.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd probably go with Big Trouble In Little China, personally.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I think she changed her name to Greyjoy and just goes around drowning people now.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny coincidence since RFK Jr contracted a rare parasite from armadillo meat he found on the side of the road in Plainview, TX that also, under the right circumstances, migrates to his balls.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't all rock "dad rock" by now?
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
One of the things that gives me hope is the joy we organic types seem to take in fucking with robots.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
I swear I'll light up right there in the fucking CVS Pharmacy.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Hamlet: ...or that the Almighty had not set His canon 'gainst self-slaughter... RFK Jr: Fake theology.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Generation upon generation of assholes leading us, and none of them before Trump has discovered that just manifesting that trait as unapologetically and obnoxiously as possible supersedes laws, the Constitution, courts, everything. I'm sure they'd kick themselves if they could.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Forgive me They were so delicious And so cold you little bitch
lanyardigan (@lanyardigan.bsky.social) reposted
(pointing at my bed like sleepy Babe Ruth)
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
If, however, you cannot, then there's always the opportunity to be named State Department Spokesperson.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh lord I lived in West Lafayette, Indiana for one (1) year in the early 80s and still I think might have a cool pair of roller skates in my parents' basement to prove how central Skate Away across the river was to my social life. And I *always* sucked at it.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
I've heard the old folk remedy for this is going to the end of a long pier, tying immensely heavy stones to your ankles, and then throwing them in.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
If anybody gives me the slightest bit of static I'm going to light up right there in the fucking CVS.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
When the US military became refuseniks
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
She's such a weather vane. I'll never forget her colossal ass-covering at the height of Texas's immigrant bus stunt, running around telling anyone who'd listen that no way would the rest of the state help even a little bit with taking the influx into NYC. Zero ounces of integrity.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
"We can do this Mike's Way or the Hard Way. Your choice."
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Need an airbag
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I enjoy a Jersey Mike's sub, but their obsession with "The Juice" has always been at least subtly disturbing.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, for large purchases, bank checks are very handy. Yes, you can find a way to do a lot of those things via wire transfer, but that may take more time and be more expensive. But I'm also the kind of person who feels better being able to go and talk to a person if needed.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
In my experience, there are a few types of services that my bank effectively requires in-person meetings for. For example, in opening an account for my minor child, they wanted to see physical copies of certain documents and have parents present to sign consent forms. Electronic wouldn't do.
Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social) reposted
I hope Musk throttles the Twitter account of the DC sandwich guy so that he can start a podcast entitled "They Tried to Shadow Banh Mi!"
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
LLM's are a reverse Turing Test, and a staggering number are failing it spectacularly.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Plenty of evidence from Alabama and the absolutely bananas epic of the Louisiana maps that SCOTUS has plenty of tools in its toolkit to let maps that they'll eventually deem illegal stand for crucial elections.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
Aw, poor MAGA babies, did you have to close your ittle concentration camp?
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
Vote for us it'll be a little better than last time.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Well yeah they're magical.
Frances Meh (@francesmeh.reviews) reposted reply parent
imagine showing this much ass on the internet
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah Vertigo is another really interesting example. Like 12 Monkeys, it has a sort of circularity that makes the shock also, at minimum in retrospect, seem inevitable. The Mist doesn't show that level of craft, for sure.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
It's really difficult to pull off shock endings without it feeling like a trick or a gimmick, and people mostly don't enjoy the sensation. It's rare to find a movie--12 Monkeys is my favorite example--where the magician shows you the trick right from the start and then still pulls it off.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I like it too, in concept. The execution makes it seem cheaper than IMO it should, because it does have a little bit of a sudden / arbitrary feeling because not all the right groundwork--again, IMO--has been laid for it. Full marks from me for trying, though.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
He thinks he's sparing them all an even more horrible death. I mean, you can imagine the alternative ending of him being gruesomely ripped to shreds before the cavalry arrives, but that's in a weird way the less horrific outcome.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Eh, not me. It's very clumsy, but I do have a weak spot for actively, aggressively anti-Hollywood endings. I do agree that it's so over the top that it sort of punctures the whole thing, but dear Lord almost nobody even tries.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Never really felt that compelled by King's writing, but as films go, The Mist is a unique experience (complimentary).
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
MT 😆
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks to our country's immigration policies, "mid Tex-mex" in most US cities is WAY better than it was 20 years ago.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Not exactly hustling, either. Maybe they should get some Mexican workers in there as supervisors.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
I love the old man on the Cracker Barrel logo. He organized escorts for Black children to make sure they could travel safely to and from the newly integrated schools in his rural town.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
He asked me to come teach in a program he was starting at New School, so I guess he must not have found it that annoying. Tragically, he suddenly died before I could take him up on the offer.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
My favorite blue book memory was being in a final exam for one of my last graduate classes. Everyone else was finished; I was on my second blue book. Prof: What are you doing? Me: Well this problem you posed doesn't have a unique solution, so I'm just.... Prof [sighing]: Noted. Just hand it in.
you (@bravesgoms.bsky.social) reposted
Unbelievable talent being showcased in this mariners game
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Can somebody cook up a way to make them think Ford Motor Company is woke? I want video of those idiots driving their $50k F-150's into bodies of water in protest.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
Never-Trump scolds like to blame the left for boy-who-cried-wolfing "fascism" over past decades, blunting the force of warnings now that it's clearly here. But maybe consider that the startling ease with which so much of society seems to accommodate it means it was fascism all along.
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
lol didn't even occur to me how stupid this is bsky.app/profile/theo...
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
Cracker Barrel announces new menu item: vichyssoise.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah yes, that virtue of party loyalty under all circumstances that has led our country to our current glorious state.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the defining feature of Katy: that nobody really wants to go there, but everyone knows how to because I-10 West out of Houston is (or used to be) referred to as the "Katy Freeway."
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
They have a local ordinance that they have to make a new flag every time a hurricane comes ashore there, so they've had a lot of practice.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely! All children who want to do more math are to be praised to the skies for saying so. And then, of course, you do math with them!
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps a third? My surprise is that there seem to be so many elected Democrats in DC who don't seem to be among them.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know, the Cosmic Brownie is probably worth it anyway.
Katie Mack (@astrokatie.com) reposted
Government of one person, by one person, for one person
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
And my bee--wait, hold on.... My empty beer can!
Jesse Rabinowitz (@jesserbnwtz.bsky.social) reposted
For folks not in DC: - There are full-on police checkpoints most nights - Gangs of 30+ federal agents roam DC - National Guard folks w/ guns patrolling a Harris Teeter - Every day, multiple friends see ICE kidnapping ppl - Daycares are scared to have kids go on walks due to ICE
Dak (@dak.bsky.social) reposted
i put on pants just like everyone else: when someone knocks on the front door.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
Dude got an IV for...something a couple of days ago. Good thing the most transparent administration in the history of all governments anywhere is keeping us abreast of these developments.
HierophantXX Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 (@shelleybwoke.bsky.social) reposted
"I know that there are transgender children right now looking out at this world and wondering if anyone is going to stand up for them and for their simple right to exist. Well, I am. we are." -JB Pritzker youtu.be/WN1c6mCitIk?...
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
This belief on his part is much more than conventional ego gratification. There is a deep level at which he actually believes it. It's why he's willing to go along with the "chosen by God" stuff, even though he obviously doesn't believe in God and never has.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
This is corollary to Trump's larger narcissism. Just as, in his business, he saw himself as coextensive with the company, he sees himself as President the same way. There are many bizarre statements he makes about "the country" that become legible when you realize he means himself.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
It's the pre-Iraq War period on steroids. D's are *so* afraid of being called "soft on crime" that they're going along with something they know is desperately wrong. And they'll be called soft on crime anyway. The real issue, and why these attacks land, is by not standing up they show weakness.
Jessica Pishko (@jesspish.bsky.social) reposted
Begging writers to stop saying “crackdown”
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I totally agree that D politicians should avoid stilted terms of art and speak more plainly, for example by referring to Trump voters as "racist dumbfucks."
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
"Wait where did Bob go?" "I dunno he said he was going to the restroom, but that was thirty minutes ago."
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure hope you'll call up the Illinois National Guard to defend against federal incursions.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
It still blows my mind that the passenger pigeon, whose flocks were once large enough to blot out the sun, was driven to extinction to produce cheap food for laborers.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
Friendly Questions to Ask ICE Agents 1: "I've heard that Nazis have really, really tiny dicks. Is that true?"
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
Trump's splotchy hand and swollen ankles raise new questions about Joe Biden's health.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll cop to Go Down, Moses being probably my favorite of his, even though many people mistake it for a collection of short stories + a novella. But I maybe admire As I Lay Dying the most, because in both concept and execution, High Modernist Weekend at Bernie's is just fucking hilarious.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah okay. Well, if you liked those then Absalom will be well worth it when you find the right time. It is a bit of a slog at first but becomes more comfortable as it goes.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Mark you know what you've convinced me. I'd far prefer President Warren to control significant voting blocs in major US companies subject to zero oversight rather than spending a ton of money to pierce through the accounting fortifications you and your buddies would erect to evade a wealth tax.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Basically, yeah. If you're a founder sitting on mountains of public equity you'd spook the market by selling, it's easy as pie to short it via a total return swap and get not only income from the financing leg but a hedge against price declines.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
His hardest book. Dunno if you've read other Faulkner and this is just a Great White Whale, but if you're just visiting Yoknapatawpha County, Go Down, Moses, As I Lay Dying, and Light In August are all as good and much less opaque IMO.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
What is that? Is he rotting?
Erin Biba (@erinbiba.bsky.social) reposted
The thing about the Cracker Barrel uproar is that it’s a perfect illustration of how these people are in charge of everything, they’re running the entire country and diminishing Dem power at every turn and they are STILL UNHAPPY. Their entire brand is “angry and oppressed” and it always will be.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
You might say his pace is...glacial.
Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) reposted
RoboCop: *about to arrest me* Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Become a reporter covering the Adams administration EZ.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely love the "not a wad of cash" aside as he's been eating a bag of chips. Nice subtle-ish troll.
Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) reposted
The most impressive thing about this campaign is how *creative* they are. They’re trying new stuff! Multiple times during the last few months I’ve thought “wow, I’ve never seen a campaign do that.” Much more of that needed everywhere.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Love Daily Blast and your other work for New Republic; you're doing excellent and necessary work right now. You should consider, when posting screenshots like this one, copy-pasting the content as alt text. I and many others won't repost without it, and I'd love to be able to share your posts more.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
It drives me crazy, the failure of empathy or just plain imagination on the part of SO many conservatives. They're indignant to be treated the same as the freeloaders and layabouts who they STILL believe undeservedly rely on government services, unable to make that last little logical step.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
Hell yes! (Note: The thumbnail pic in this article is not a Hudson & Packard pie. There are pics in the article itself.) hudsonvalleycountry.com/poughkeepsie...
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely! We just took some friends who were visiting from Brooklyn to Hudson & Packard here in Poughkeepsie, and they were blown away. One guy who came in to pick up a pie had driven 45 minutes up from Westchester for it.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
Of course this, but I'll add that my sympathy for both of these men is greatly reduced by the vociferous shitting-on they have both done of tv adaptations, in Sanderson's case of books in the series he himself did not even write.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
The Kenaissance
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
This Cracker Barrel discourse is horrible. I have not seen a single mention of hashbrown casserole OR fried okra, so clearly none of these asshats has any idea what they're talking about.
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bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
Unfortunately, it didn't work, and the corn muffins still were of no use anywhere outside the NHL.
bob (@huntthesnark.bsky.social)
Jersey Mike's experiencing an unprecedented 769% increase in orders.