This is exactly the kind of house I want for giant, cosplay games of Cluedo.

Would love to but it looks like it needs some work and I'm terrible at DIY. I may well dream of the upper gallery tonight.

I'm in! Just as soon as my loft extension eczema has abated.

Everyone keeps sending me this. As if I can get a discount 😜

HAHAHAHA

I was fairly tempted last time round but the circs weren't quite right. It's a gorgeous place and the idea of managed decline gives me the heebies

Could we actually crowdfund this?

Provided there's space for my books and a nook where I can make art, I'm in.

I’m in. I could actually afford it (initially), but the maintenance & renovations…another story entirely 😅

🙋🏼‍♀️I’m in

It has its' own laboratory. Which is DIRECTLY BELOW THE HOSTEL DINING ROOM. MUAHAHAHA!

"Which is not even remotely suspicious", they added far too nonchalantly , before passing before a stairwell, a creepy suit of armour by our shoulder. The guides face froze- and they stared, eyes affixed at the top of the stairwell, at nothing we could discern immediately.....

I bet Meatloaf and Christopher Biggins have stayed here

Yes. Immediately.

Agatha Christie TV adaptations would be lost without them.

'Miss Marple, there's been a murder at a ramshackle bungalow on a housing estate. I wonder if you could...' 'Oh no, no, no, I'm afraid I wouldn't have the time...'

The same money will get you a 1 bedroom apartment in Manhattan so I would be all over this.

I’m in. Think how many books and reading nooks we could have in there. 🛋️ 📕

It's a magnificent building, but you'll need deep pockets to restore it to its full glory.

All I can think is what a wonderful wedding cake a model could be!

Bagsie me the tower!

Do you think a robohoover could manage these spiral stairs?

oh god the poor thing would be falling down them all the time

(should probably add in a mutter that I don't actually *have* a robohoover, but that's one large pad to keep clean)

I’m most definitely in…!!! Can I bring my soon to be mine orange kitten????

As long as you post LOTS OF KITTEN PICS on here

Oh you have no idea!!!! I shall flood the place with them!!! 🐈😺🐈😺🐈😺🥰🥰. Here he is….!!

OH MY GOD

Louie, it has a rare mechanical orchestrion! I don't even know what that is, but apparently I have wanted one all my life!

Sometimes a desire is buried deep and merely needs rightmove to bring it to the surface

There was that terraced house in Bristol for sale that had a whole church organ built into it, I often wonder if the organ survived the transaction...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPYs...

My inner cinematographer thinks that is the background music to a sequence of very bloody murders.

Maybe a holiday destination for DCI Barnaby of Causton CID? ‪@moremidsomerplots.bsky.social‬ bsky.app/profile/more...

Welp, I think we've found the way in which the house is horrifically haunted, and have a clue as to the nature of the movie that will be made about our inevitable demise.

Though apparently it needs £50,000 of restoration work kinlochcastlefriendsassociation.co.uk/orchestrion/

All the best houses do, and that’s a lie, it’s at least ten times that and you’ll keep finding more. It’s a money pit, but I do so love money pits, hence the old church I used to live in.

Isle of Rum????? IT'S MY CALLING 🙌🙌

surely if we haev a whip round of ALL bluesky we can make it happen...?

Look at those original features. And all that peeling wallpaper!

This multi-tapped bath situation looks amazing. What could each one be for?

Hot, Cold, Tepid, Champagne, Milk, Matrix Pod Goo

That has to have been designed by Bloody Stupid Johnson.

Hot and cold (still); hot and cold (sparkling); ass’s milk; custard

I don't know why this one in particular caught me but I could barely breathe laughing for a few minutes, thank you.

Blimey! Thank you. (And apologies for the resultant near death experience).

Maybe they’re all different temperatures from roasting to ice cold and you just decide what temperature you like your bath at. Takes on the guesswork (i wish my house had this)

Different kind of ghost

IIRC, behind that panel is an old fashioned shower unit with multiple heads each operated by one of those taps. Think I prefer the custard answer though.

Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.

Are they linked to different hot water tanks? When one runs cold, you switch to another...

Water snakes water water water

unlabeled.

Imagine the ghosts in there…

There have definitely been murders there.

There has to be at least one kilted ghost that no one can understand without a squint, a quirked eyebrow, and tilting an ear his way.

Speaking of Ghosts, we never found out Captain's last name. Would you mind sharing it, please. * It's been slightly bugging me for like two years.

I’d like to know too please

Yes please! X

time for a sequel? 👀

Well, haven't checked my Powerball ticket from last night, but if I won I'm in.

I am so tempted. Apart from the fact Deliveroo is probably cold by the time it gets there.

there is that yes

All I ask is 2 rooms. One for me and Mr Bolt and one so we dont have to share a room with the rats because they're semi nocturnal :P (also if I snore :P )

Yesss

Rats and any other caged pets folks may have of course. some friends once looked after (previous ) rats while we moved and the cage was opposite the pen for their guinea pigs. both sets of animals were baffled by their new neighbours!

Out: billiards room, in: rat room.

My uni (vet) flatmates kept rats and guinea-pigs and hamsters. One night flatmate was woken by tiny shreaking screams. A mahoosive cockroach has backed her hamster into a corner and he is squeaking in terror.

bro that place is haunted for sure.

I bags one of the towers!

Done!

I worked for a few years travelling up for several weeks a year to a Scottish island. I’m very tempted. Can we get Banjo Beale to help refurbish it? £3k should cover his budget for materials.

...If only I had the money. Unfortunately, am poors.

That would make a mega writing retreat!!!