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Chris Kluwe

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social

Troublemaker extraordinaire

created May 11, 2023

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Former NY Times Columnist Rips Into the Grey Lady, Says He Left ‘Without Sorrow’

1/9/2025, 7:51:34 PM | 98 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah it was a good one, was actually the sign of the woman taking the picture for me but I figured holding it wouldn’t hurt :)

1/9/2025, 8:02:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks!

1/9/2025, 8:01:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately not, but I appreciate the moral support :)

1/9/2025, 7:43:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you so much!

1/9/2025, 7:43:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get behind me, Satan

1/9/2025, 7:36:27 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks for the support!

1/9/2025, 7:35:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you so much!

1/9/2025, 7:35:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had a similar theory in Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies but I used toilet paper as the example. A good company spends for double ply and people are happy. A bad company spends half as much for single ply to “cut costs,” but people use three times as much because it doesn’t work AND they’re pissed

1/9/2025, 7:30:10 PM | 37 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Completely understandable. Enjoy the holiday!

1/9/2025, 7:26:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh don’t worry, all my campaign asks will be forceful demands :p (Thanks for the support!)

1/9/2025, 7:25:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time to do my weekly passing of the campaign hat. If you can donate something, regardless of how much, it’ll really help. If you’ve already donated something, you’re awesome! If you can’t donate, you can still sign up to get email updates for what the campaign will be doing. Have a great Labor Day!

1/9/2025, 7:18:49 PM | 272 68 | View on Bluesky | view

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The one piece is real!

1/9/2025, 6:59:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every pirate needs a solid straw hat

1/9/2025, 6:58:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Urgot? I ain’t no goldang league of them legends player!”

1/9/2025, 6:57:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And heading back to get my grill on. Thanks everyone who showed up, both here and across the country!

1/9/2025, 6:56:24 PM | 172 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well dang

1/9/2025, 5:50:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haven’t seen them

1/9/2025, 5:49:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Decent crowd at the HB pier, about a hundred people so far protesting Trump.

Me holding two signs at the Huntington Beach pier protest against Trump. Sign one says “Honk if you hate fascism; no kings, no tyrants, not now, not ever.” Second sign says “only butterflies should be monarchs” (that one isn’t mine, was holding it for the person taking my picture)
1/9/2025, 5:35:29 PM | 1231 111 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 (@chanda.bsky.social) reposted

"Israel’s policies and actions in Gaza meet the legal definition of genocide in Article II of the United Nations Convention for the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide (1948)". Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, genocide scholars' association says - www.reuters.com/world/middle...

1/9/2025, 9:50:32 AM | 1337 717 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think Fran Tarkenton was ok?

1/9/2025, 1:26:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But it’s burnt :(

31/8/2025, 10:32:31 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am not going to engage with that Rudy Giuliani story. I refuse to believe the universe has become this stupid. Clearly I’m having a stroke.

31/8/2025, 10:31:15 PM | 1716 85 | View on Bluesky | view

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I strive to break expectations

31/8/2025, 10:24:10 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly, there are

31/8/2025, 10:23:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted

If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.

31/8/2025, 3:46:31 PM | 14168 2778 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m pretty tan, but yes I am a huge nerd

31/8/2025, 10:16:57 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Much to their dismay, I refused to be owned

31/8/2025, 10:16:04 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good day of protesting out in Huntington Beach at city hall. My favorite interaction was the bro on his e-bike with his other two bros (you already know exactly what they looked like, and no they weren’t wearing helmets) who told us to go to Mexico, which everyone agreed didn’t make any sense.

31/8/2025, 10:08:38 PM | 827 53 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two forms, I haven’t tried Gaelic or Aussie Rules

31/8/2025, 10:05:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, *I* wasn’t the one getting carded :p

31/8/2025, 10:02:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was my second choice

31/8/2025, 10:01:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Refreshing the server list to find the best planar soccer host like it’s early Counterstrike days

31/8/2025, 6:13:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ngl that’s really good

31/8/2025, 2:42:49 AM | 74 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll run it by my comms team

31/8/2025, 2:41:44 AM | 383 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely a great way to stay in shape :)

31/8/2025, 2:40:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Oeuvre” checking in

31/8/2025, 2:40:12 AM | 117 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They seriously suspended you for wanting him to shit himself into the grave onstage? Because, uh, I’m pretty sure that’s not an isolated opinion

31/8/2025, 2:38:57 AM | 1145 34 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah it’s about the size of a hockey rink. It’s lot of stopping and starting though, so yeah, not fun on the knees

31/8/2025, 2:37:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha yeah, a calm one is definitely the exception

31/8/2025, 2:36:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Celebratory beer, they were making runs but it wasn’t overly taxing

31/8/2025, 2:33:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks!

31/8/2025, 2:31:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahaha, yeah it’s extremely strenuous but in a different way than full field

31/8/2025, 2:31:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a lot of fun, but it’s very fast paced and technical. Lot of quick touches and give and gos, and if you’re playing in an arena with boards (like we do) you have to remember that there are angles that can be played off the boards

31/8/2025, 2:30:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kicking the ball straight at the ref on a kickoff after a goal they were arguing about. Should have been a red but I think the ref gave them a little slack because they’re new to the league

31/8/2025, 2:29:22 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saturday indoor soccer update - played against a new team to the league, so coupled with the heat things got a bit spicy. Seven total yellows and probably about thirty fouls. We won 5-2, I had some key defensive stops.

31/8/2025, 2:12:01 AM | 364 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know I could be way more efficient with one of the tried and true league starters but I don’t find them very fun to play

31/8/2025, 2:07:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I usually league start something stupid that I theorycraft at the last minute (this league was zerker flicker strike) and then when it inevitably stalls out at level 90 I try something less stupid with new tech (did a Coiling Whisper + Wilma’s Requital Trickster Ele Hit of Spectrum Totems)

31/8/2025, 2:05:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The sheer gall of this lazy piece of shit

31/8/2025, 12:44:28 AM | 350 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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First season of Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken is an absolute banger Honorable mention to Dorohedoro as well

30/8/2025, 10:58:54 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember it more than I do that Super Bowl

30/8/2025, 10:43:29 PM | 54 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Authorities say they have a still image of the shooter, and are asking the public’s help in tracking him down

Elmer Fudd making a shushing gesture
30/8/2025, 8:43:25 PM | 45 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you for the support! I plan to :)

30/8/2025, 8:40:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m gonna be at the Labor Day union march in Long Beach

30/8/2025, 8:05:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Day one bill

30/8/2025, 8:05:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There were about 50-60 out there today, it’s really well organized. Lot more support from people driving by than negative.

30/8/2025, 7:54:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I felt a great disturbance just now, as if a million punters all cried out at once and were then juked

30/8/2025, 7:53:30 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d take that too

30/8/2025, 7:51:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just had a great time protesting in Aliso Viejo at the weekly Indivisible event. Tomorrow I’ll be at the Huntington Beach city hall protest from 1-2:30. Make sure you stay hydrated out there this weekend, it’s hot as balls!

30/8/2025, 7:50:36 PM | 556 28 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha good point

30/8/2025, 5:42:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m multifaceted

30/8/2025, 4:06:27 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:03:32 PM | 477 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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to keep his head down longer (eyes don’t go up until kicking foot hits the ground) which will keep his shoulders forward and prevent him from leaning back (loses power). Also needs to work on flexibility to extend higher (can exert more power at the point of impact). All in all pretty good though

30/8/2025, 3:59:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Motion’s pretty good but there are a couple things he’ll want to work on. Biggest one is keeping his hips square to the target (notice on the followthrough he drifts to the right). This will cost a bit of power but will improve accuracy tremendously. Second one is a better followthrough - he needs

30/8/2025, 3:57:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah that’s really good, shows he knows how to generate power. The big thing he’ll want to work on is accuracy, which requires learning how to kick without using his hips as much.

30/8/2025, 3:28:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks!

30/8/2025, 3:27:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks so much! Not sure the legislature could handle the complexity of PoE theorycrafting :p

30/8/2025, 3:19:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holding out hope for the ICC

30/8/2025, 5:30:25 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A fellow Major League aficionado I see

30/8/2025, 5:29:50 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Casey Explosion (@caseyexplosion.bsky.social) reposted

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

30/8/2025, 4:50:26 AM | 16175 4281 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re definitely a Vikings fan

30/8/2025, 5:23:40 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like an entire orange grove ready to be pulped

30/8/2025, 5:22:52 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’ll see what happens under the lights, hoping for the best

30/8/2025, 5:22:03 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would like whatever drugs you are on

30/8/2025, 5:21:08 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the website!

30/8/2025, 5:19:44 AM | 55 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably A Christmas Story if I’m gonna be honest, because none of the media apparatchiks understand anything that’s happened since 1982

30/8/2025, 5:18:32 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks!

30/8/2025, 5:16:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unlikely, but we’re really hoping you do

30/8/2025, 5:16:39 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he dies it’ll make me wet and I don’t even have the appropriate plumbing

30/8/2025, 5:16:02 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look, this is the year the Vikings win it all, I don’t care that the QB is Christian Ponder 2.0, this is the year

30/8/2025, 5:11:53 AM | 45 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t worry, he will too

30/8/2025, 5:02:13 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Inshallah

30/8/2025, 5:01:11 AM | 378 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Sir, your stiff and unmoving limbs, just the most the most beautiful rigor mortis, no one has ever mortised like you, sir your big beautiful body, everyone will remember it such a large and manly body, everyone agrees that your rigor is

30/8/2025, 5:00:58 AM | 101 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bakoon (@bakoon.bsky.social) reposted

"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!

30/8/2025, 4:47:18 AM | 5250 611 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trying to find some joy in the midst of an empire’s death rattles

30/8/2025, 4:54:59 AM | 898 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Solid

30/8/2025, 4:53:49 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

30/8/2025, 4:50:18 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s the thing though - congressional GOPers will do what Trump says because for whatever reason, they’re terrified of him. Vance doesn’t carry the same cachet, and the smart ones will see which way the wind is blowing and there’ll be a lot more obstruction

30/8/2025, 4:49:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh damn that’s even better, well done

30/8/2025, 4:48:09 AM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t imagine a more appropriate venue

30/8/2025, 4:47:43 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To the fucking MOON

30/8/2025, 4:46:53 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope they do, there’s no one competent there and it’ll be hilarious to watch them try

30/8/2025, 4:46:30 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has negative rizz. I give him two weeks before the knives come out (literally)

30/8/2025, 4:45:45 AM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think the closest I’ve seen was for Kissinger, but that was nowhere near the current energy

30/8/2025, 4:44:56 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:44:14 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah, Vance has negative rizz. There’s no way he galvanizes the base to do anything other than loathe him and his eyeliner

30/8/2025, 4:43:22 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks :)

30/8/2025, 4:42:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15

30/8/2025, 4:42:25 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Independence Month

30/8/2025, 4:42:11 AM | 37 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:41:44 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view