me, falling off a horse at 11 years old: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me, 43 years old, sitting on a hard floor too long: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
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“Now someone help me up.”
jun 7, 2025, 11:59 am • 0 1 • view
Can someone please help me get up?
jun 7, 2025, 2:10 am • 1 0 • view
Standing from the couch is now at least a two-stage process.
jun 7, 2025, 5:24 am • 1 0 • view
lit er ally
jun 7, 2025, 2:05 am • 1 0 • view
RELATED: my booty hort 😢
jun 7, 2025, 2:05 am • 17 1 • view
It's like a whole production to get up off the floor. I find myself crying out to gods I don't even worship. Jebus and Santa and suchlike.
jun 7, 2025, 2:50 am • 2 0 • view
My knees go on strike on a semi-regular basis. I can't blame them. I am an asshole sometimes what with me expecting them to work like they did when I was 20.
jun 7, 2025, 2:29 am • 1 0 • view
love spending the next 10 minutes walking like a polio survivor
jun 7, 2025, 4:12 am • 2 0 • view