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White House releases photos of President Reagan healthy and barbecuing this weekend.
or that they were huge babies, emotionally speaking
beansfacts, Greg!!
I was all excited to show the civil war ghost who haunts my house cool shit on youtube like metallica and dragon force, but all he wants to hear is turkey in the straw. this fucking guy loves turkey in the straw
LET GO BRAIN, DON
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ clinton giuliani trump 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
those dorks thought they were cooking with "let's go brandon." much funnier when crowds across america start unified chants of "Die! Die! Die! Die!"
Aubrey Plaza is actually a nepo baby. I imagine ur familiar with her father, Rockefeller
how did it know
He died. He died on the toilet but “not the way you think,” a White House spokesperson said in a brief statement before declining follow-up questions.
it's beautiful
we love you Internet weirdos 💞
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
not a single fucking beanie baby ever wore a beanie i'm fucken OUTRAGED
shout out to @bornmiserable.bsky.social, you are a sunshine glue that keeps this shitposter boat afloat
this...might be exactly what i'm looking for
neocities is dope ngl
oh my god
do i *need* to do it, or do i NEED to do it (wanting to update my website but filled with disgust at modern website builders and the corporate schlock they peddle)
oh HELL yeah
Look at the geocountry bumpkin over here
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Giuliani driving around at night is all the confirmation we need that he is a vampire
I've received footage of Rudy's accident from law enforcement
Big popular accounts add alt text to you screenshots challenge (impossible).
does anyone have a guide on how to make a geocities website
it's true. same way you gotta love yourself before you let somebody love you, you gotta love your own posts before someone else will
absolutely no one, the poster's motto is you post for YOURSELF
im constantly getting flagged down to help women victims of domestic violence by the side of the road
I hope his doctors are scrambling to fix him, but are tied up in a fight with an insurance company that denied his claim for treatment through AI
New hobby just dropped (body shaming horses online)
knock-knock-knockin on heaven’s door as i light the bag of poo and run away giggling
guys,,,
beans is where its at, people cannellini beans mung beans jelly beans kitty beans
you know what, you're right
im going to be the first james bond who is also the president
damn, i'm always getting most and least mixed up. now i know why no one was upset when i said i was on "america's least wanted" list
you don't think a middle-aged lady who has held a gun once in her life could be james bond, but that's only because they've never tried
i should be the next james bond
It's the little things (the mites that live on your eyelashes)
mr president sir, i believe you that you've "never felt better," please show the haters and the losers that you are a fit and fine specimen by doing one hundred pushups live on Fox and Friends
If he's actually alive why is he not out here shouting FAKE NEWS at all of us
my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans
queef jerky
ugh this is just like the end of Garden State: it's taking forever ANY of these could have been the end JUST END IT
this says a lot about society
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
i'm behind on everything but if you haven't seen Jury Duty yet, you should!
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
you deserve good things
see, you get it
eyes on the prize
I didn't get it but when has that ever stopped me from slappin' on a fave
RFK Jr on his way to help Rudy Giuliani
duo lipa
Me when a relative shows me an AI generated minion meme from facebook
🥰
lol
When you want to kill your wife and make it look like an accident
NEW: DOJ says the Guatemalan children have been removed from the planes and are "in the process" of being returned to custody of the Office of Refugee Resettlement. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Four Seasons Totaled Vehicle
The guy she told you not to worry about
more than anything surprising to hear that giuliani is still allowed to drive
so you're admitting he disappeared
rudy giuliani was on his way to donate money to cuomo’s election fund, but a tour bus of illegal leftists saw his american flag lapel pin and pulled a pit maneuver causing him to crash. he sustained life-threatening injuries making sure the pin didn’t catch fire, following trumps flag burning eo 🫡🇺🇸
oh YEAH
The Giuliani story is not a distraction from Trump's health, it is supplemental content for the Posters Guild
what am i doing with my life
rudy giuliani has broken all bones in his body following a tragic accident (attempting to fuck a moving cement mixer)
Manifesting
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
made a chart, hope this helps
this should become a thing, putting up signs like this for every arrest & disappearance in public spaces. it would likely break into lower info, less politically engaged demos and local social media groups
JD Vance must immediately produce evidence that President Trump is still alive! True MAGA patriots will never accept the #vancecoup! Please like and share to send a message to the RINOs in Washington: no Vance coup!
This but make it about collective bargaining.
Must be Gruden’s favorite golf outfit since he wore it last week at Trump’s club in Virginia.
closed shop
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
annual reminder
I see everyone around me evacuating,while I remain stuck in my place It's not out of bravery,but because I am completely unable to pay the $500 transportation cost Tonight,the internet may be cut off and this might be my last chance to cry out for help Help me before it’s too late gofund.me/fc848a56
look at those ankles. even his own kidneys hate him!
be sure to let the trump voter in your life know they backed a dying loser
bc it turns out the 21 year old kid who got murdered by the police was a delivery driver the delivery guys are going hard during these protests. i couldn’t download this video but here’s a screen recording.
"check THIS out, libs!" (has weak pulse)
If a pork rind is edible, why not a pigskin?
Really worth the read.
Is it cake/nfl crossover when?
is the football man going to throw the football, or eat it? big decisions to be made
they need to make a new NFL, one with a football the players can eat
one milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them
Trump's on the roof and they can't get him down
we can just keep saying he's dead and refusing to credit or acknowledge anyone who refers to him being alive, this will work, trust me and just follow my lead
He can never be satisfied because no prize, no victory, and no praise can ever wipe out the accumulated insults and injuries he has suffered. Because the hole he is trying to fill is something within him that needed healing, and all cramming stuff inside that does is make it wider and deeper.
trump getting reincarnated into a cartoon car from the 60s would be so fitting
kennedy in there cranking horse paste into trump's mouth like one of those old timey jalopy cars