Nutritionists hate this one weird trick! Unless they're kinky. Then they love it.

They hated her because she spoke the truth.

Even the whole package?

And you know this how?

why not penis if penis shaped

Penis as pendoes.

Phallocentrism

That’s what D said

Important PSA

butt, wait ….

I’m not falling for that again. Last time I followed similar I spent five hours in the ER and was advised to remove them from the jar first if I was gonna do that. They were even more disturbed by the mustard ketchup and grilled onions. Still the jar is good as new. Might have hotdogs for lunch.

You only get one one each hole? Oh, this isn't Reddit! Sorry.

A sudoggitory

Do not put hotdogs up your ass.

I'm all out of buns, let me be.

fuck you, M. Hotdog! get up in there!!

Do not mock the dating rituals of my people! Actually, no. Do that. Do it more. MORE!!!

It appears people are still confused Don't: put hot dogs in your mouth Do: put hot dogs up your ass

Alexis I trusted you and I lost one up there and I'm scared Alexis what do

if you set a hot dog free (up your ass), and it comes back, then it's real love

It's a shitty kind of love if you ask me

Or use horse paste instead of mustard. Will cure all diseases and improve skin tone.

I like to think of my mouth as my face ass.

it just makes sense!

But then they taste funny.

📝

With or without a condom?

and then you can eat them?

[flipping through a pdf of a journal article] there isn't anything in the science rule book about eating hot dogs you pulled out of your ass

I struggle with the bun....

I’m assuming this is wisdom you picked up in a campground? Also, can you clarify instructions, the bun and condiments went fucking everywhere… I must have done something wrong.

‘I faid fhat fhor yearfs!’

no flared base no go

I’m just feeding the tape worms :(

I cannot find the flaw in this logic and that terrifies me The next time my children ask me for a hot dog, I will not know how to answer them

I'm waiting

Strongly disagree. Much safer to eat them.

as long as you use a condom!

Butt I'm still hungry

Does this work for corndogs, too?

yes. and yes i AM your lawyer and yes this IS legal advice

oh my god, thank you, I am not paying enough

You can eat them???

According to experts, there is no unsafe amount.

The more you know.💫

🤔 🤔 I made this clickbait edit a few years ago....

But you have to insert them horizontally without breaking them or you lose the benefits.

What do you mean without breaking, I thought I was supposed to use my ass cheeks to crack it like a glow stick

That's not how you become a glizzy God, but I respect the hustle.

Well damn, all those hot dogs and no health benefits. I suppose next you'll tell me that I wasn't supposed to dress them with hot mustard either

Science

Thanks for the advice, but it got me kicked out of the eating contest after just five.

Only those who say “saussichas”.

Phew. Maybe I should go easy on the mustard though

That's what asses are for

why would the Lord make them so hot dog shapes, if not for lut hot dog???

if the good lord did not want us putting hot dogs in our asses, then why do our asses have buns?

unassailable logic

Frozen butt dogs are a quick and easy recipe to beat the heat and cook a treat

Even if it’s more than one per day? Asking for a friend

tell your friend that i am definitely a doctor and scientist and that i said the more, the merrier

We only look at people who insert at least 100 hot dogs per day, so it’s hard to say if you’re doing <36,500/year. That’s our study’s only flaw we promise.

Who called it a hot dog up the ass and not a büttwurst

That’s better than analshnitzel.

Kiester-basa

Frankfarter

You joke, but that might ACTUALLY get you cancer faster. So better wrap it with a condom to be safe. As is safe practice for most toys tbh

But remember to only serve hot dogs with a flanged base, kids

a fuckin relief tbh

lol

Good to know