maybe it wouldn't fix everything or even fix anything but i still think we should try having a skateboarding dog for president
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Have you seen that skateboarding turtle? We should have a primary at least.
jul 20, 2025, 9:49 pm • 2 0 • view
There was that dog who was a mayor on Veep. His death set Richard Splett on the road to becoming the greatest president in our history
jul 21, 2025, 7:46 pm • 1 0 • view
There's nothing in constitution agin it!
jul 20, 2025, 10:06 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm down for that. 😂
jul 21, 2025, 9:04 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 21, 2025, 11:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Air Bud rules say there is nothing in the Constitution barring a skateboarding dog.
jul 21, 2025, 7:00 pm • 1 0 • view
Only if he was a good boy.
jul 20, 2025, 9:22 pm • 2 0 • view
Is there anything that says a skateboarding dog can't be president?
jul 21, 2025, 3:26 am • 3 0 • view
There's the minimum age. U.S. Const. Art II, Sec. 1, cl, 5 I would therefore hold out for skate-boarding turtle.
jul 21, 2025, 2:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Couldn't be any worse on this shit show we're watching right now
jul 20, 2025, 8:58 pm • 4 1 • view
This is centrism in a nutshell. They tell us that a skateboarding chimpanzee president isn’t possible, and we should grateful for a skateboarding dog. I’m sorry how is the dog supposed to toss me a Capri Sun as it skates by, it does not have the motor skills for that!
jul 21, 2025, 7:35 pm • 6 0 • view
skateboarding dog is all about means-tested Capri Sun distribution 😢
jul 21, 2025, 7:36 pm • 2 0 • view
Capri Suns for anyone who has dropped dinner scraps under the table in an underprivileged neighborhood for at least 15 years.
jul 21, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
you even entertaining the idea that it wouldn’t fix anything shows u don’t truly grasp what is at stake here smh
jul 20, 2025, 10:28 pm • 1 0 • view
There's nothing in the rulebook preventing it.
jul 20, 2025, 8:46 pm • 4 0 • view
I refuse to consider that this wouldn't solve all of my problems and also all of everyone else's problems
jul 21, 2025, 2:04 am • 2 0 • view
A skateboarding dog has to be better than a golfing orangutan.
jul 21, 2025, 1:47 am • 2 0 • view
Even hot air for president would be an upgrade.
jul 20, 2025, 10:58 pm • 1 0 • view
AIR BUD XLVIII: Heel, Flip … Good President
jul 20, 2025, 8:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Or a skateboarding turtle. Have you seen that thing?
jul 20, 2025, 10:19 pm • 1 0 • view
undeniable upgrade
jul 20, 2025, 10:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Having a President who was basically competent at anything would be a step up, tbh.
jul 20, 2025, 10:46 pm • 1 0 • view
AirBud One @captainacab.airbud.website
jul 20, 2025, 8:47 pm • 10 0 • view
BigAir Bud
jul 20, 2025, 8:49 pm • 7 0 • view
It would 100% fix everything
jul 20, 2025, 10:32 pm • 1 0 • view
I think I’d vote for the skateboarding turtle
jul 20, 2025, 9:11 pm • 1 0 • view
we'll see who pulls the sickest trick during the primaries
jul 20, 2025, 9:13 pm • 2 0 • view
yes a panel of judges all from the animal realm
jul 20, 2025, 9:43 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 20, 2025, 8:49 pm • 4 0 • view
It would be infinitely better than today's regime.
jul 20, 2025, 8:55 pm • 3 0 • view
Agreed! We would definitely be better off with this very talented Corgi than with what we have now! youtube.com/shorts/zq4ia...
jul 21, 2025, 8:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Espcially if its the dog from Frasier.
jul 20, 2025, 9:17 pm • 1 0 • view
As long as it doesn't spend all its time on the skatepark at taxpayers' expense.
jul 21, 2025, 7:17 pm • 3 0 • view
That’s just what Big Dog wants you to think.
jul 21, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 0 • view
I mean, it can’t be worse, right??
jul 20, 2025, 8:42 pm • 1 0 • view
It would make far more sense than the current one you have!
jul 20, 2025, 9:54 pm • 1 0 • view
And miss out on all this clusterfucking? Hmmm 🤔 yeah. Dog it is.
jul 20, 2025, 10:30 pm • 1 0 • view