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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

going to make a video game that FINALLY isn't Woke. it's a first person shooter. you play a giant pair of white breasts that shoot bullets. all your targets are nancy pelosi reading the Qur'an. you reload by reciting John 3:16 and grooming a minor in the chat

aug 1, 2025, 4:48 am • 170 19

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🌌Shark Skies🌌 @sharkskies12.bsky.social

good to see the woke game studios are finally meeting their male audiences halfway at least. a very welcome sign.

aug 1, 2025, 4:54 am • 4 0 • view
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

we have our finger on the pulse! of america's dick vein

aug 1, 2025, 4:54 am • 5 1 • view
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🌌Shark Skies🌌 @sharkskies12.bsky.social

after seeing an occasional handful of different perspectives over the past 15 or so years, ever, this is all a huge relief for me personally 🇺🇸

aug 1, 2025, 5:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Oscar Glass @oscarglass.bsky.social

promise me that any pickup trucks have a sticker of trump peeing on biden, mud flaps are the silhouette of a naked woman and the trailer hitch has a pair of swinging metal balls/scrotum.

aug 2, 2025, 4:45 am • 2 0 • view
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infinitepurplefrog.bsky.social @infinitepurplefrog.bsky.social

Is there a level where you fly up to space in a huge rocket ship (that is not compensating for anything) and take over the Jewish space laser ? Which you then use to shoot people who do free speech wrong

aug 1, 2025, 8:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Jamie @jamseblack.bsky.social

This IS the game MAGA has been praying for! What's it called?

aug 1, 2025, 1:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Antilles @wedgeantilles.bsky.social

now you’re talkin!

aug 1, 2025, 9:38 am • 0 0 • view
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TacoThursday @birrio.bsky.social

New COD just dropped!

aug 1, 2025, 7:32 am • 1 0 • view
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social

How kitschy

aug 1, 2025, 5:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Sage Noodle 🌳 @sagenoodle.bsky.social

Don’t forget to make the levels incredibly flat like the earth. I don’t wanna see even a suggestion of curvature 🤣

aug 1, 2025, 8:44 am • 0 0 • view
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jayge-e.bsky.social @jayge-e.bsky.social

Hate it. If I can't play as Andrew Tate it's a libcuck dud.

aug 1, 2025, 6:23 am • 3 0 • view
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social

Kall of White Duty: Fall of the Republikkk With the Useful Idiots DLC for less rights and content.

aug 1, 2025, 11:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Thee Matt Lydon Writes @mattlydonwrites.bsky.social

I think this already is 1488% funded over on Give Send Go, mostly by users named Peppy ForeChan, Roman Salud, and DJT3-2028. You may have a viral hit on your hands? Breasts?

aug 1, 2025, 4:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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eltervoog.bsky.social @eltervoog.bsky.social

The first boss is a librarian. And when you beat them, you get a totally sick diesel dually F350 that rolls coal.

aug 1, 2025, 5:02 am • 6 0 • view
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Luna, Woman Liker @luna1947.on.computer

ok listen right add more colors of breasts make the targets lifted truck drivers make the reload taking estrogen absolute cinema

aug 1, 2025, 4:55 am • 6 1 • view
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

ok you know what, you're cooking here

aug 1, 2025, 4:56 am • 4 0 • view
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Luna, Woman Liker @luna1947.on.computer

what can I say, there's a reason people say women should be in the kitchen (specifically me, because I COOK)

aug 1, 2025, 4:59 am • 1 0 • view
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martilives.bsky.social @martilives.bsky.social

Hey that’s a maggat dream come true 😁

aug 1, 2025, 5:31 am • 1 0 • view
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msdave.bsky.social @msdave.bsky.social

Covered a lot of bases with this one.

aug 1, 2025, 5:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Breezy Keele @breezy217.bsky.social

Sounds more like an GOP initiation ritual 😂

aug 1, 2025, 6:41 am • 0 0 • view
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. . . Whippets @crestwood.bsky.social

Juggernaut

aug 1, 2025, 4:49 am • 5 0 • view
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Hedonism IV: Skull Island @starkrichdale.bsky.social

Doing a Spec Ops: The Line by gradually revealing the breasts belong to a trans woman

aug 1, 2025, 4:52 am • 13 0 • view
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social

Start funding it on that one funding site (you know, the one that racist people go on to get donations for being racist) and then just don't bother delivering.

aug 1, 2025, 6:45 am • 1 0 • view
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Mercurywoodrose (code name for decades) @mercurywoodrose.bsky.social

Unfortunately, this is gonna sell really well

aug 1, 2025, 5:53 am • 1 0 • view
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

(sigh) i know

aug 1, 2025, 5:54 am • 0 0 • view
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

(fyi thats a sigh of depressed resignation, because of how right you are)

aug 1, 2025, 5:55 am • 0 0 • view
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thelastdruid.bsky.social @thelastdruid.bsky.social

Holy shiiiiiii

aug 1, 2025, 5:24 am • 0 0 • view