Please let this be a joke.

So this is the Meth subreddit, huh? They seem to be really on the ball.

what’s with the “18 NSFW” tag, is it inappropriate to read about someone pretending to not be gay for better chicken?

No idea. I frequently run into posts tagged NSFW on reddit that seems mild at best. But maybe workplaces can be really, really strict? I dunno

maybe it’s “you’re at work, browsing the meth subreddit probably a subprime idea”

dude…. wtf are you doing there to begin with

They don't have an AI that does this. They have pieces of The Mesopotamian God of Straights, The Palm Tree King, they bought from Hobby Lobby in-bedded in each franchise building. They violently resonate and speak in the forgotten tongue of Demons whenever anyone queer draws near.

Sounds right, but obviously the gay chicken has better taste

Cock Fil A?

Butt-Fil-A surely

Ih that subreddit! Lol

Which sauces are gay? Is there some sort of scale? Honey mustard: wore a link polo shirt one time. Barbeque: openly homophobic but looks at the guy more when watching porn. Garden herb ranch: straight up fabulous.

Polynesian Sauce is top and Zesty Buffalo sauce is bottom I will not be taking questions at this time

I appreciate you posting this on The Lord's Day (tm)

Just going to Bojangles would solve this problem entirely

i get so mad when people are funnier than me

Extra funny 🤣

Most mentally healthy r/meth poster

Ah yes Chick Fil A the famously “treating gay people well” establishment

WHATS THE GAY ORDER!?!? WHATS THE GAY ORDER??????

eyyyy gimme your straightest fuckin' chicken before my pants fall down

Damn I laughed hard at this.

I have been trying to act extra not gay so I get better chicken

You can only get the better chicken if you go to Popeyes

Or like, Burger King

You can’t get fried chicken at Burger King. You can get fried chicken patties.

I feel like there’s an inverse correlation between the number of these “alpha” chucklefucks in the place, and how good the food is going to be. Coincidentally, the best chicken I’ve had is from the combination “Louisiana Fried Chicken”—Chinese fast food—donut shop.

Honestly if we are splitting hairs, the best fried chicken will always be grocery store or gas station. Still, what you just said there was Visionary. Fried chicken, Chinese, and donuts? Would I even need to eat anywhere else ever ever again?

still better than Chick stuff

Ma'am, this is a Chick-fil-A

fuck you i will never wear a belt

I'm giving you the bad chicken

Here's a thought to the reddit OP: If you think this may be true and you are gay, dont fucking support Chic Fil A.

What self-respecting non-cishet person eats that garbage? 🙄

I’m so tired Alexis

is this real

LOL! If gay people are eating that homophobic crap, they deserve AI chicken.

Me walking into Chick-Fil-A trying to trick the sensors to get the good chicken.

Cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

R/meth

OBVIOUSLY i don’t have any documents

you know what, sure

I thought this was just a Karen in r/conspiracy but its just a normal person in r/meth, so wholesome.

R/Meth

r/meth

Let him cook (more meth)

*snort* didn’t even see the meth part, makes a little more sense now

I mean... points for posting it in the right subreddit

ok first of all it’s Chick Fil AI. how do you miss that. second, yeah, of course, I thought we all knew this

It's *partly* true. Obviously they segreate the chicken, but they don't need AI for that. We all know the kinds of food orders and sauces gay people ask for. WE ALL KNOW.

If you told me our LGTB brothers and sisters had a discernible and objectively better taste in sauces I would absolutely believe it

Fair. We straights really don't have the best record for taste. Or sauciness.

it was all in the manual, but you only get it if you act extra not gay

I actually thought I was gay until they gave me the good chicken

think macklemore has a rap about this

i noticed it was r/meth last and that was such a great punchline

sauces. ai call tell you are gay based on sauces. ooookay.

do you think they know when I order glitter ketchup

honestly I believe this without any proof and will tell everyone I know