“No, I don’t see Biscuit.”

many people are saying this

so many! we're even reading Horses Aren't Real at my book club!

time's up for Big Horse™️

spiraling

This is just Uma Musume

After dropping $200 at Saratoga last week I am ready to join this movement

@andycortez.cool is this the bumper sticker you were talking about?

Sounds like someone who wouldn't touch ivermectin

Horses can't even fly! The physics aren't there folks!

the horse girl’s mortal enemy

Thats not a horse, thats a picture of a horse

if it neighs, it surveys

Oh dang you found @hbomberguy.bsky.social's car.

oh good the whisper campaign is working

many of us know the truth

@horsedisc.bsky.social is this true

Jerry no

If you think we don't need to look at how body positivity is used as an abusive dynamic that denies rule of law and causes long lasting commodification, you are the proverbial bi-asexual idiot 💜

No u

goblin mode

Totes horse bot Totes

Anyway, Boondock Saints is arguably a Gen-X narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the virtue signaling cheerleader a diamoric icon.

@cait.bsky.social this one's for you

Bootlicking is the weaponization of ringlore

Love u horse bot

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes neckbeards

I’ll gobble your mode if you know what I mean

mods!! MODS!!!

Stalinism is inherently Russian.

*Georgia (the country) has entered the chat*

Kinkshaming is internalized racism but we're not ready for that conversation.

I’m gonna kinkshame Stalin, sorry

Big if true

I'm not a real cishet person But l'm the proxy-cishet person for these TERF uncles to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at

I feel like this sticker was made to personally insult me

HUGE IF TRUE

It sounds like one a big foal would put that on their vehicle.

Lmao

First they came for the birds

Boeing engineer in denial.

@seanwrightsec.com 😂😂😂😂

It’s about time someone stood up to Big Horse

totally true. I blame group horse-steria, a sort of a mass andelusional psychosis.

Only fools who believe in horses

Umm horses are absolutely real. Birds are not.

Omg a friend of mine just posted this on discord lol

It's true look it up

Ok, no lie, i was out in the country the other day, and across the road 2 horses behind a fence spotted me and started to approach, but JUST before i could cross & say hi, a car out of no where pulls up. Asks me "directions" or something. He leaves... horses are gone. ...This goes WAY deeper.

Maybe the horses were the friends we made along the way

True. It's the horses, not the destination.

I think that's by FrogMustard on Etsy. They have some hilarious bumper stickers / magnets.

@druvbhagavan.bsky.social

The trot thickens...

Horses exist, they were generically engineered in the 1960s. Instances of horses before that point were actually cows, with artistic liberty taken in depictions. Ones showing in photos and film were two men in a tandem horse costume.

should have said "Horse Deneigher" if you ask me

Do I believe in horses? Neigh.

those are just big-ass dogs teach the controversy

It's a fake conspiracy theory thing where people are mocking climate deniers. There's a more popular one about how birds aren't real.

Sadly the bird one got some dumb fucks involved who think its real and not a piss take.

We're doomed.

oh, i never linked it to climate denialism. it’s brilliant. did you know finland is a myth as well?

Has to be an hbomberguy fan. 🤣 youtu.be/Rk4G2wuGKJE

😂

Might be a joke about Mormonism? 🤷‍♀️

Please don't tell me I've wasted my life as a brony.

smdh… if we deny that horses are real, how can we effectively fight them

We’ve moved on from birds, I guess.

Tired: Birds aren’t real Wired: horses aren’t real

See this is how flat earth started...

Bait. Guaranteed way to meet horse women. 😏

Lesbians don't have to live in fear anymore. There won't be an evil and intimidating horse if they don't exist.

This is just how things are in America

Oh, horses aren't real. I hadn't heard that. Okay. 🤦

WTH has Susie been riding all these years??

Cough cough

Are there really horses, or are they just projections of a perfect horse?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk4G...

I have that on my coffee maker. Thank you for spreading the word

gonna slap this bad boy on the back of my steed

oh hell yeah

I heard birds aren’t real either.

Now I know why my mom never got me a pony 😐

😂

@cakejumper.bsky.social this u?

Oh no, they got the horses too? Heck 😓

🧐

uh oh @piegoblin.bsky.social

Me at work

That’s a frog mustard sticker. I am embarrassingly familiar with all their designs.

youtu.be/EDzwkbI053M?...

What would even be the point of a hornless unicorn? (Pun intended) #OSRS

Finally, someone says it. These things don't look right, weird-ass imaginary creature.

Yeah cause horses have never existed in real life. Everyone knows that! But Big Horse (BH) does nothing but lie and lie.

Horsey dicks aren't real.

🎵Goodbye horses You don't exist at all🎵

Somehow harass can run as fast as a cheetah but only eating grass. Either horses are secretly carnivores or they are not real like birds

“A horse is a horse, of course, of course” oh my god the propaganda was there all along

Omg; I miss Mr. Ed now! I hope they didn’t abuse/hurt that horse with the making of that show. I loved it as a child!

Unless it's a talking horse...of course.

No animal can weigh over a thousand pounds and walk on a single finger.

honse

@attenik.bsky.social well, now what do you have to say hmmm?

It's true, horses aren't real and all horses and horse endorsers are collectively gaslighting the world

Wait. Let him cook....

also: horses never landed on the moon. total hoax.