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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

damn they put a wig on a blobfish and taught it to write speeches

aug 19, 2025, 12:13 am • 86 13

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Generic.human-51 @generic-human51.bsky.social

They are always the most un-fuckable douches.

aug 19, 2025, 8:35 am • 2 1 • view
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jag @i-am-j.ag

bsky.app/profile/i-am...

aug 19, 2025, 12:54 am • 0 0 • view
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BostonCatherine @banner19.bsky.social

He thinks his genes are superior eh

aug 19, 2025, 12:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Emily Lippolis @elippolis.bsky.social

That’s a failed blonde highlight in front there

aug 19, 2025, 9:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Dr. Acula, M. D. @ryanjames7.bsky.social

He’s the guy CBS has playing a young ted cruz in the new Sheldon spinoff.

aug 19, 2025, 12:55 am • 1 0 • view
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THE_Louie_B @louieb09.bsky.social

He's got that serial killer face where when you alternate covering half, it's two different people. Plus he meets ears below eyes criteria. Yikes

aug 19, 2025, 4:26 am • 1 0 • view
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social

Why is he making the Dreamworks face?

aug 19, 2025, 1:06 am • 2 0 • view
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social

HEY that’s not very nice to blowfish :(

aug 19, 2025, 12:49 am • 1 0 • view
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Lord Sparkinari @sparkcj.bsky.social

Again, that is obviously the love child of Ted Cruz and a blob fish.

aug 19, 2025, 12:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Shiddpostha Gautama @ohshit.bsky.social

he looks like a wizard was turning david corensweat into a jello mold and gave up halfway through

aug 19, 2025, 12:46 am • 7 1 • view