i think ive decided to become an annoying bitch for good, the kind that goes to the school board meeting and says "if you ban a single book i WILL bring the wrath of Cthulhu upon your entire family"
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People really underestimate how much one annoying person can influence local politics
aug 24, 2025, 7:32 pm • 11 0 • view
right!? like, isn't there reporting on how a pretty big percentage of book bannings are a result of one dickwad with a lot of free time
aug 24, 2025, 7:33 pm • 11 0 • view
this is kind of a shitpost but kind of not
aug 24, 2025, 7:25 pm • 26 0 • view
With all due respect, that's not annoying it's enormously entertaining.
aug 24, 2025, 9:28 pm • 2 0 • view
It's not a shit post at all, it's a very positive post! In every neighbourhood, there are pissed off people who need to shout at someone. We need to get them to maga school board meetings so they can make constructive use of this strength! Everyone needs to put up posters to invite them to meetings!
aug 24, 2025, 9:28 pm • 1 0 • view
i’m such a big fan of asking the banners to point out specific parts of the books that they read that they found offensive
aug 25, 2025, 3:23 pm • 2 0 • view
...at which point you should start speaking gutyerally in an unrecognizable language.
aug 24, 2025, 7:56 pm • 4 0 • view
For instance, pronounce that word as spelled instead of saying "gutterally."
aug 24, 2025, 7:57 pm • 3 0 • view
WELCOME to the club!✊ 86🖕47
aug 25, 2025, 3:22 pm • 1 0 • view
It's a service to the community😁
aug 24, 2025, 7:45 pm • 3 0 • view
I think we should bring back curses because from my experience, even if a curse isn't technically real, Christian fear can often make it work just as well.
aug 27, 2025, 3:07 am • 1 0 • view
ooo, i think you're into something here
aug 27, 2025, 3:30 am • 1 0 • view
For those who lack the confidence to speak up at school board meetings, they can still contribute by putting up these posters around their neighbourhood.
aug 24, 2025, 10:08 pm • 2 0 • view
Every area has angry people who want to shout at someone. Make positive use of their strengths by getting them to maga school board meetings so they, too, can stand up and say, "If you ban a single book, I will bring down the wrath of Cthulhu upon your entire family!" and similar promises!
aug 24, 2025, 9:24 pm • 3 0 • view
May the curse of Lovecraft forever haunt the library of their forever MAGA abyss! You go girl!
aug 24, 2025, 7:43 pm • 4 0 • view
Mortals who ban a single book and you will not find ‘wrath’, you will find me. I do not smite. I assign essays to your descendants, bind your lineage to eternal MLA formatting, and grade your citations in blood. Wrath burns quickly; paperwork never dies.”
aug 25, 2025, 3:15 pm • 2 0 • view