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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

i will venmo any reporter who asks this one hundred dollars

aug 28, 2025, 11:11 pm • 299 7

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Angie @sassystrega.bsky.social

So will I - that's $300 smackaroos so far

aug 28, 2025, 11:19 pm • 3 0 • view
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Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social

My Venmo is broken but come on up to the house and I'll get you so wasted you'll think you live here.

aug 29, 2025, 12:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Uno-Not-Nuts 🥜🌰☕ @uno-not-nutz-ru.bsky.social

😂

aug 28, 2025, 11:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social

aug 29, 2025, 1:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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LH2082 @lh2082.bsky.social

aug 28, 2025, 11:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Free Of The Formz 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸 @freeformz.me

Same.

aug 28, 2025, 11:12 pm • 59 0 • view
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missy nurmi @missynurmi.bsky.social

I'm in for $100 for the initial question and $100 first follow up.

aug 29, 2025, 12:07 am • 4 1 • view
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MyBluHevn @mybluhevn.bsky.social

I’ll make three.

aug 28, 2025, 11:20 pm • 53 0 • view
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Evergreen @botanicalbaby.bsky.social

🙋🏻Four hundred.

aug 28, 2025, 11:24 pm • 48 1 • view
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LastThird @lastthird.bsky.social

count me in

aug 28, 2025, 11:28 pm • 36 0 • view
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andré carrington @andrecarrington.bsky.social

aug 28, 2025, 11:54 pm • 4 0 • view
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social

Six.

aug 28, 2025, 11:52 pm • 42 0 • view
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omgmike @mikecherry.bsky.social

Seven

aug 28, 2025, 11:53 pm • 37 0 • view
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Jade @nerdynurse.bsky.social

Eight.

aug 28, 2025, 11:53 pm • 36 0 • view
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly

Yeap.

aug 28, 2025, 11:54 pm • 9 1 • view
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social

I’ll put in the chip bag for you all.

aug 29, 2025, 1:30 am • 9 0 • view
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Shevawn Weber @shevawn.bsky.social

Nine.

aug 28, 2025, 11:55 pm • 31 0 • view
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coastal resistance 🇺🇦 @tinydancerz.bsky.social

10!!!

aug 28, 2025, 11:56 pm • 6 0 • view
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WhatSaraSaid @whatsarasaid.bsky.social

One thousand U.S. dollars & it’s a matching grant: if a 2nd reporter follows up on topic to force it, instead of chasing a rabbit, they also get a payment.

aug 28, 2025, 11:56 pm • 85 0 • view
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Kat ‘Beans’ @katbuns.bsky.social

I’ll match as well 💴

aug 29, 2025, 12:41 am • 7 0 • view
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social

Yup. I'll match that too.

aug 29, 2025, 12:04 am • 30 0 • view
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ketchuponthewalls.bsky.social @ketchuponthewalls.bsky.social

At this point, we need a GoFundMe with at least 100k to move those millionaires to ask a real question.

aug 29, 2025, 1:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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davidonstrike @davidonstrike.bsky.social

I’ll throw in another g on top of it all. No, I’ll put in a million. I know I’ll never have to come up with that mil, with today’s “journalists.”

aug 29, 2025, 1:01 am • 3 0 • view
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Matt Botts @astrobotts.bsky.social

I think you just crowd funded your own Journalism grant!

aug 28, 2025, 11:40 pm • 5 0 • view