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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

joni ernst you chicken bitch, you "we all die" marie ancornette-ass bitch, you "haunting the river where i drowned my children"-looking ass bitch

aug 29, 2025, 3:40 pm • 105 14

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

your haircut looks like a crystal-collecting childfree-but-fun Aunt who rocks a tie dye caftan and makes the best weed brownies, and THAT IS STOLEN VALOR

aug 29, 2025, 3:42 pm • 37 0 • view
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John Palmeter @jpzo.bsky.social

That is absolutely perfect

aug 29, 2025, 3:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

joni i hope you enjoy your post-senate career: dying in a ditch covered in farmer piss

aug 29, 2025, 3:44 pm • 28 0 • view
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

should i be mailing these posts as letters to these assholes. Y/N

aug 29, 2025, 3:46 pm • 22 0 • view
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The NPC GMac @thegmac99.bsky.social

Fuck it. Make these posts into diss tracks.

aug 29, 2025, 3:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social

If you aren't in Iowa she won't read them if you are in Iowa she also won't read them but a staffer might. So yes.

aug 29, 2025, 4:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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Soupcan Steffans @soupcansteffans.bsky.social

Y

aug 29, 2025, 3:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hazen Hammel @hazenhammel.bsky.social

Y

aug 29, 2025, 5:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social

Only if you got the time to do the same for Grassley

aug 29, 2025, 3:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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KANSHIKETSU! @kanshiketsu.bsky.social

get her maw! we don't be needed her kind around these parts!

aug 29, 2025, 3:49 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jamie @jamseblack.bsky.social

Fuck that cunt, and not in a good way.

aug 29, 2025, 7:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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artisanrox @artisanrox.bsky.social

GET HER ASS

aug 29, 2025, 5:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hazen Hammel @hazenhammel.bsky.social

la llorona would like a word with you said something about "her brand"

aug 29, 2025, 5:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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burndiggity.bsky.social @burndiggity.bsky.social

Well, there’s a whole generation of young Nazis waiting to serve herr fuhrer in the Bundestag. She’s doing them a service by stepping aside to give them a chance to fuck the country up even worse.

aug 30, 2025, 12:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Autochthonia @autochthonia.bsky.social

Get her assss!

aug 29, 2025, 3:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Caitlin is 'le tired'. @looly.bsky.social

‘Haunting the river where I drowned my children’-looking ass bitch’? Well done.

aug 29, 2025, 3:43 pm • 5 0 • view
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

pisses me off that the little rat-faced noodle boy kill tooney- or whatever the fuck his name is- is considered a "good roast comedian" when, here i am. WHERE ARE MY ACCOLADES

aug 29, 2025, 3:45 pm • 5 1 • view
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Coulahan @eastenddad.bsky.social

Woe that I have but one heart to give.

aug 29, 2025, 4:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nightmare Opera @nightmareopera.bsky.social

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aug 29, 2025, 5:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Caitlin is 'le tired'. @looly.bsky.social

I will be writing a strongly worded letter to the Friars club on your behalf and lighting a candle and praying to Don Rickles that you receive your long overdue recognition.

aug 29, 2025, 3:48 pm • 3 0 • view