theyre hiding him because hes pregnant and hes starting to show
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After the third day he is going to reappear saying “I am risen.”
aug 31, 2025, 11:14 am • 0 0 • view
It’s a Big Mac!
aug 30, 2025, 2:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Bold of you to assume his pronouns
aug 30, 2025, 4:15 pm • 1 0 • view
I swear to god Alexis if I see a fucking AI meme with putin going "meesa be a daddy!" I am holding you personally responsible for manifesting that shit
aug 30, 2025, 6:10 am • 10 0 • view
How could you take something so pure that brought us all together in hope and joy and do ... this?
aug 30, 2025, 6:18 am • 6 0 • view
Coincidentally this is an exact quote from my letter to George Lucas after episode 1
aug 30, 2025, 6:22 am • 9 0 • view
Millions of souls cried out at once for sure about that one
aug 30, 2025, 6:23 am • 6 0 • view
🤣
aug 31, 2025, 11:51 am • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 1:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Rosemary’s baby?
aug 30, 2025, 6:57 am • 0 0 • view
They’re gonna put him in black sweaters and only film him standing behind stuff like in sitcoms
aug 30, 2025, 12:17 pm • 3 0 • view
Gonna spend 6 months in a School For Wayward Tyrants and come back with a new "cousin"
aug 30, 2025, 1:59 pm • 2 0 • view
Can't fool me, I saw the original 'Alien'. 🐙
aug 30, 2025, 2:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Jokes aside, sometimes reality is even wilder than the memes. In Russia, a 13-year-old girl went viral after claiming her baby’s dad was only 10 😳👉 glassalmanac.com/pregnant-at-... Turns out you don’t need to hide leaders in sweaters — real life scandals already read like dark sitcom plots.
sep 1, 2025, 10:33 am • 0 0 • view
He’s just living with his aunt upstate for a few months.
aug 30, 2025, 10:40 am • 2 0 • view
Putin even asked, "Are you on the pill?" before they started, and no, it was that "brisk Alaskan air" that got them into trouble, wasn't it? This is why we need comprehensive sex ed.
aug 30, 2025, 7:42 am • 2 0 • view
He’s gunna start carrying multiple big pillows around
aug 30, 2025, 6:09 am • 6 0 • view
holding a big purse in front of stomach until he can get behind the lectern
aug 30, 2025, 6:11 am • 6 0 • view
Quickly sitting on the couch as Ricky crosses over
aug 30, 2025, 6:25 am • 2 0 • view