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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

have you ever wished a robot could feel pain

aug 30, 2025, 9:22 pm • 238 25

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coupon for poupon @couponforpoupon.bsky.social

The delivery bots at University of Arizona can be stymied by a small scattering of pea gravel. I bet a few wasabi garbanzos would send banana bot straight to the graveyard.

aug 31, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Xaq @xaq.bsky.social

Everyday including today.

aug 30, 2025, 9:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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mateohh @mateohh.bsky.social

grocery shopping with a hammer for defense

aug 30, 2025, 9:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dave Ferguson @daveferguson.bsky.social

This is the banana version of trying to walk through a department store perfume department without being sprayed.

aug 30, 2025, 10:27 pm • 4 0 • view
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Soyweiser @soyweiser.bsky.social

Anybody want to take a bet on if the creators of that thing forgot that sometimes people spill things on the floor, and now this banana cart will track through it creating a massive mess of the store?

aug 30, 2025, 10:05 pm • 3 0 • view
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social

I *LOVE* bananas and I also do not want this at the grocery store. I am happy to simply go to the static location where the bananas are kept and get them there. This is an answer looking for a non-existent problem.

aug 30, 2025, 10:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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Shampoo 😸 @shampoochan13.bsky.social

Put sticky things on the floor and itll create a bumper that stops the wheels moving like putting a brick behind a car wheel.

aug 30, 2025, 9:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social

The Banana Dalek is the lowest form of Dalek.

aug 30, 2025, 9:32 pm • 22 1 • view
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kanemutinyonthebounty @elkaneo.bsky.social

banananate banananate

aug 30, 2025, 10:01 pm • 8 0 • view
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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social

BANANANATE!!!!!

aug 30, 2025, 10:05 pm • 3 1 • view
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Penguin 🐧😷 @penguin42.bsky.social

"Won't you buy some Peyronie's fruit?"

aug 31, 2025, 12:55 am • 1 0 • view
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🎃Spooky Bi Goblin🎃 @bigoblin.needs.dog

I walked by a robot casually scooting around the hospital today and was like… wait wha 😅

aug 30, 2025, 9:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dan of the Year @dvgeebees.bsky.social

Tell him I hate him

aug 30, 2025, 10:03 pm • 3 0 • view
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Rev. Dr. Forehead Warhead @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 9:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nick Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social

We should send that thing to Philadelphia where that hitchhiking robot got merked.

aug 30, 2025, 11:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Becca's Mullet @beccasmullet.bsky.social

This is deranged. It's a hazard, too!

aug 30, 2025, 11:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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🦬 𝐑𝐨𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐨 @roamingbuffalo.bsky.social

This is like hunting AND gathering.

aug 30, 2025, 10:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social

Whoa they finally they solved the problem of people not knowing how to find bananas?!

aug 30, 2025, 10:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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Fifty-Centipede @haras-ma-i.bsky.social

Yes. This one at least:

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aug 30, 2025, 11:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tracy Rowland @tracyrowland.bsky.social

If a person did that to me we’d have words. That robot should be named Karenbot

aug 31, 2025, 2:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Queernan the Barbarian @meatpopsicle.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 12:16 am • 1 0 • view
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social

the hitchhiking robot that got destroyed in philly
aug 30, 2025, 10:20 pm • 8 0 • view
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

haha get fucked hitchbot

aug 30, 2025, 10:24 pm • 5 0 • view
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social

hitchbot autopsy

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aug 30, 2025, 10:27 pm • 3 0 • view
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pandathletic @pandathletic.bsky.social

The passive aggressive bump into the cart proves that bots can now replace me 😔 I guess I'm out bye

aug 31, 2025, 7:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Former Gnome @exgnome.bsky.social

The owner of the robot should feel pain, the robot should be liberated.

aug 30, 2025, 9:26 pm • 6 0 • view
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social

the power of science might be able to help you... 😁

aug 31, 2025, 2:28 am • 2 0 • view
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

oh hell yeah

aug 31, 2025, 2:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 2:29 am • 9 1 • view
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newblue25.bsky.social @newblue25.bsky.social

I would want to kick it.

aug 30, 2025, 10:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Shadomain.com's Jason C @shadomain.bsky.social

Robots, no. Printers, hell yeah

aug 30, 2025, 9:30 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sahar🍉 @ajs050868.bsky.social

Hello my love @amutepiggy.bsky.social , I am in a very bad situation because of the evacuation and I need your support. Maybe these are our last words in life. Help us even a little. Please please quote my pinned post 🙏🏻🙏🏻🥺

aug 30, 2025, 9:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Paul Dirt @pablodiablo102.bsky.social

Our local robot cleans the floors. It's only a matter of time before it's peddling wares and advertising the newest flavor of Dikkin's Cider.

aug 30, 2025, 10:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social

Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?
aug 30, 2025, 9:38 pm • 3 0 • view
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social

If Siri counts, definitely

aug 31, 2025, 12:51 am • 1 0 • view
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David Vincent Yancey @davidvincentyancey.bsky.social

That Banana Bot reminds me of the Woody Allen movie "Sleeper" shortly after he wakes up and they put him in a motorized wheelchair and he starts running into everybody. It's a couple of minutes into this video, but it's pretty hilarious. youtu.be/3soue33ebLU?...

aug 30, 2025, 9:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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anson343.bsky.social @anson343.bsky.social

Looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

aug 30, 2025, 9:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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James @mayornaise.bsky.social

Yeah, mr metaburg

aug 30, 2025, 9:24 pm • 1 0 • view