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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

they need to make a new NFL, one with a football the players can eat

aug 31, 2025, 4:31 pm • 32 6

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🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com

If a pork rind is edible, why not a pigskin?

aug 31, 2025, 4:33 pm • 5 1 • view
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Marie @mistresscaution.bsky.social

In the endzone, a deep fryer. If the pigskin makes it into the deep fryer, the games stops for a picnic both teams share.

aug 31, 2025, 4:38 pm • 4 0 • view
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

is the football man going to throw the football, or eat it? big decisions to be made

aug 31, 2025, 4:31 pm • 6 0 • view
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Marie @mistresscaution.bsky.social

Is it cake/nfl crossover when?

aug 31, 2025, 4:31 pm • 4 1 • view
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Well-spoken Hooligan @lecarpetron.bsky.social

Hmmm. Is the ball gluten-free?

aug 31, 2025, 4:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com

National Foodball League

aug 31, 2025, 4:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social

every time letterman had a football player on he pitched the idea of giving the offense two balls for one play a game--what about one play where there's a real ball, and a food ball, and if someone manages to eat the food ball it's worth 30 points? i call it: foodball

aug 31, 2025, 4:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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Bob Booten @bobooten.bsky.social

They could play with one of those toddler footballs and you can’t tackle anyone until you figure out who has the ball

aug 31, 2025, 4:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chris "Stone Fruit Steve Austin" Thorne @mister-thorne.bsky.social

You play it like normal, but every bite you swallow you get an extra point

sep 1, 2025, 12:12 am • 1 0 • view
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

see, you get it

sep 1, 2025, 1:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Chris "Stone Fruit Steve Austin" Thorne @mister-thorne.bsky.social

I know 😎

sep 1, 2025, 1:44 am • 1 0 • view
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James @mayornaise.bsky.social

YES! The NFL, Now For Lunch!

aug 31, 2025, 4:33 pm • 2 0 • view