you don't think a middle-aged lady who has held a gun once in her life could be james bond, but that's only because they've never tried

Double glass ceiling of woman and poster being 007. Jane Bond jamming a supervillains satellite with piggy poop balls sent 100 times would be the first movie to do a trillion dollars.

You could be the poisoner-Bond, a much stealthier assassin.

A Woman’s stern look has stopped many a man’s evil plan! Who needs a gun?

i should be the next James Bond think we've had enough suave good looking athletic types it's time for a dirty Northerner

you know what, you're right

they said most controversial

damn, i'm always getting most and least mixed up. now i know why no one was upset when i said i was on "america's least wanted" list

nothing controversial there.

Wait you can’t be James Bond and President! I just put together your super pac! Then we can move onto merch and soak the marks! We’ll be rich I tells ya!

im going to be the first james bond who is also the president

Yes! I’ll get the Austin-Martin ready!