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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social

He’s been dead for years.

aug 31, 2025, 8:27 pm • 6 0

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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social

At least inside

aug 31, 2025, 8:40 pm • 5 0 • view
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social

I mean, he’s like a movie zombie-just replace “tits” with “brains”: “Come here, big tits. Come here, big tits. Your tits belong to me. Give them to me (indiscernible-probably zombie noises). I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. These are my tits.”

aug 31, 2025, 8:46 pm • 3 0 • view
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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social

I really hope he’s been given an expiration date by a doctor. Knowing his time is up and that his death will be celebrated around the world has to be making it so much worse for him.

aug 31, 2025, 8:53 pm • 3 2 • view
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Chalmers @acabpigs1775.bsky.social

...the undead...

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aug 31, 2025, 8:58 pm • 7 1 • view