Literally nursing. He had those big filthy saggers out, and was screaming at the baby eagles to “SUCKLE AT THE TEATS OF FREEDOM!”
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Wait wait wait- how bad is it? Like, coma bad? Or are we stuck with the bastard a bit longer?
aug 31, 2025, 8:57 pm • 1 1 • view
Shit floats, unfortunately. Unless someone’s trying to take him out.
aug 31, 2025, 8:59 pm • 2 0 • view
Fingers crossed. 👍
aug 31, 2025, 9:18 pm • 2 0 • view
And the babby eagles starved to death... THE END!
aug 31, 2025, 10:00 pm • 1 1 • view