Introducing the Trump Train: an American built train capable of going up to 200 mph! We need these trains to connect all major cities in the country together so that everyone can get on the Trump Train 🇺🇸🚄
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I see what you did there. But the fact that this has hints of a thematic rhyme with "they made the trains run on time," stings a bit.
jan 12, 2025, 2:40 am • 2 0 • view
California is implementing HS projects with trains reportedly at 220 mph (350 km/h) maximum so is Trump's train slower? www.constructionbriefing.com/news/califor...
jan 11, 2025, 5:05 pm • 1 0 • view
Not only is Trump the only one who can do this, but he would do it very, very strongly
jan 11, 2025, 5:07 pm • 55 1 • view
Strongliest!
jan 11, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
It would be the best train
jan 11, 2025, 5:13 pm • 2 0 • view
It would so totally own the libs and Eurotrash for Trump to do this.
jan 11, 2025, 5:14 pm • 5 0 • view
Some say, the greatest train to ever exist.
jan 11, 2025, 5:33 pm • 41 1 • view
In the world? Or the universe?
jan 11, 2025, 6:24 pm • 1 0 • view
lol
jan 11, 2025, 5:41 pm • 0 0 • view
In the 1930s the US had the greatest passenger train system. Time to make America great again.
jan 11, 2025, 5:25 pm • 2 0 • view
Only a great man like Trump can do this and it would guarantee the greatest legacy. It would be beautiful.
jan 11, 2025, 5:24 pm • 3 0 • view
Quality control…with everything he does…
jan 11, 2025, 5:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Ha! We totally joked about this at TRB that if we said that they were Trump trains - maybe even give him some property near stations it would be built within 4 years! Maybe a trade off I’d be willing to make!
jan 11, 2025, 5:14 pm • 0 0 • view
No thanks. I’ll pass.
jan 11, 2025, 4:56 pm • 2 0 • view
Too slow? 210-215mph? First a gargantuan Rail network, bigger and faster than any others country?
jan 11, 2025, 5:30 pm • 1 0 • view
How about an on board McDonald's, the only golden train toilets in the world, America's first train golf course and Trump himself is allowed to drive the train whenever he likes, plus he gets to give exclusive train interviews with his favorite hosts. And he can fit a really big crowd in there.
jan 11, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
It's the biggest fastest most beautiful train 😍😍😍 and it only runs on the DJT National Railway Network
jan 11, 2025, 5:00 pm • 1 0 • view
Vorsprung durch technik, as they say in Siemens' home country.
jan 11, 2025, 4:57 pm • 4 1 • view
Carmanufacturers in Ingolstadt looking at you!
jan 11, 2025, 5:33 pm • 1 0 • view
I know what you’re trying to do but I would not trust anything with his name on it was built correctly
jan 11, 2025, 5:00 pm • 5 0 • view
jan 11, 2025, 5:53 pm • 0 0 • view
How’d I do? Notes?
jan 11, 2025, 4:54 pm • 46 0 • view
Need more use of “America” in your pitch - built by Americans with American steel, powered by American electricity generated by American coal, etc.
jan 11, 2025, 5:12 pm • 1 0 • view
the greatest train, so much better than all the other trains, those trains they have in China, not so good, this one though, a train came up to me the other day, strong train, tears streaming down its face and it said SIR thank you for making trains in America great again
jan 11, 2025, 5:00 pm • 38 0 • view
8/10 pretty good
jan 11, 2025, 5:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Incredible - 10/10, I would happily call it the Trump train if thats what it takes 😂
jan 11, 2025, 7:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Made by Siemens 😎.
jan 11, 2025, 4:58 pm • 2 0 • view
Just going to say that it looks a bit pasty (lacking the essential orangeness of the Trump experience), to say nothing about lacking the massive Trump branding in gold...
jan 11, 2025, 6:10 pm • 1 0 • view
the libs would be so owned if this was built!!
jan 11, 2025, 7:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Throw him a make trains great again, he loves that shit. Have it sponsored by McDonald's, have plans for a McDonald's car ln every train to get the green light but then never build them
jan 11, 2025, 5:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Let's make American Rail Great Again! .... 🙃😂
jan 11, 2025, 4:56 pm • 3 0 • view
Connect all the major cities you say? Guess those tin cans with wings are surely gonna go out o' business with this idea!
jan 15, 2025, 10:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Needs more eagles
jan 11, 2025, 5:39 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m sure Governor Abbott would not want to deprive true patriots from traveling amongst the great cities of Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio on the Trump Train
jan 11, 2025, 5:01 pm • 16 0 • view
Think how mad Obama would be seeing the Trump train roll by his FEMA camps!
jan 11, 2025, 6:25 pm • 3 0 • view
Is it wind powered?
jan 12, 2025, 8:40 am • 0 0 • view
We'll use it to link the great American cities of Montreal, Ottawa and Toronto with Chicago. It will operate with more passengers and much fastly-er trains than anywhere else in the world. Take that Chine-na!
jan 11, 2025, 5:29 pm • 2 0 • view
I see what you're doing.
jan 11, 2025, 5:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Bruh, he couldn’t build *a wall* with four years and $700m.
jan 11, 2025, 5:18 pm • 0 0 • view
jan 11, 2025, 5:03 pm • 2 0 • view
It’ll never happen.
jan 11, 2025, 5:24 pm • 0 0 • view
What if we said the intent of the trump train was to connect all trump towers and mar-a-lago
jan 11, 2025, 5:00 pm • 1 0 • view
unironically I think he could be convinced this way lmao
jan 11, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Trump train: aka The BooFoo ChooChoo
jan 11, 2025, 4:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Somebody pitch him this 🤣🤣🤣 this is the only way red states will cooperate on HSR
jan 11, 2025, 5:04 pm • 3 0 • view
As with most men, let them think it's their idea.
jan 11, 2025, 5:29 pm • 0 0 • view
To really get American conservatives on board, how about: Trump Bullet Train?
jan 12, 2025, 2:11 am • 1 0 • view