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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com

i don’t want to be Loyal. i don’t want to be Enrolled. i’m trying to go to the store

aug 31, 2025, 1:51 pm • 509 44

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Seth Rubenstein @sethrubenstein.info

Okay but don’t you want 3.5% off your next purchase of $50+ or more from Subway (cost of 1 footlong now).

aug 31, 2025, 1:56 pm • 6 0 • view
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Dmitri @momus.bsky.social

3.5% of a footlong is a half-an-inch long

aug 31, 2025, 2:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Seth Rubenstein @sethrubenstein.info

That’ll be $15.99

aug 31, 2025, 2:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dmitri @momus.bsky.social

should be $1.75, but they'll gouge you on the "economy" options too

aug 31, 2025, 2:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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the largest son imaginable @largest-son.labeledrude.online

no i will not install An App. i'm here to buy a 40 pound sack of protein pellets for my companion carnivore

aug 31, 2025, 2:00 pm • 29 0 • view
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𝕭. @bbrkdwn.bsky.social

Yesterday at LOWE’S the garden center lady gave me this shameful look after randomly stopping into pick up some mums for my porch. She asked if I had loyalty points and I said “ I don’t shop here enough for it to matter” you’d think I just shot her dog.

aug 31, 2025, 2:03 pm • 4 0 • view
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Major English, Esquire @majorenglish.bsky.social

I'm trying to go to the store and then they're like wait one more day for this sale price on this thing you really need and I'm like uuuuuuuugghgghghh just make it the sale price on the day i go it can just be that price every stupid day

aug 31, 2025, 2:02 pm • 2 1 • view
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🍉🍍Bromez Chaddams🍍🍉 @bromezaddams.bsky.social

THE ENDLESS CREATING OF ACCOUNTS AND PASSWORDS

aug 31, 2025, 2:10 pm • 4 0 • view
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Mae Dean @maegodhavemercy.com

But how will you win at shopping??

aug 31, 2025, 7:49 pm • 7 0 • view
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Lady Quinn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️ @harleyquinnical.bsky.social

The only winning solution is to not play.

aug 31, 2025, 11:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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shaun @shaunisonline.bsky.social

I’m mad that even 7-11 has a damn app.

aug 31, 2025, 1:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social

Will you be using your rewards app with us today

aug 31, 2025, 2:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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theotheories.bsky.social @theotheories.bsky.social

Say no to Accounts and Apps

aug 31, 2025, 5:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lady Quinn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️ @harleyquinnical.bsky.social

I recently had this thought when I noticed every grocery store I go to now has an app, and it just made me so frustrated. Just give me the sale and let the manufacturer eat the cost of it not selling. Don’t try to monetize me!

aug 31, 2025, 11:42 pm • 0 0 • view