New BONUS episode of Temporal Culture War on the Patreon, where @mattielubchansky.com and I watch 2002 stinker, Jason X. honestly surprised by how much it has in common with an episode of Enterprise www.patreon.com/posts/tempor...
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New BONUS episode of Temporal Culture War on the Patreon, where @mattielubchansky.com and I watch 2002 stinker, Jason X. honestly surprised by how much it has in common with an episode of Enterprise www.patreon.com/posts/tempor...
too much posting on this website about posting on websites. you should be posting about the extra Cat that only appears to you during your tenth viewing of CATS (2019)
not sure i've ever encountered anyone else that's played this puppy
much like the man himself, you know what you like.
hey man how many hours a day would you say you’re thinking about the big bopper. just a little trend i’ve noticed
newsletter going out shortly!! lubchansky.beehiiv.com
purity test | patreon.com/lubchansky
wish i knew what insanely rich people who technically “live in nyc” but are merely shuttled around to various Acceptable Locations in luxury cars with tinted windows and spend all summer at their second homes elsewhere think about the mayoral race. oh well! guess i never will :(
my first thought here was “i don’t have a car” but i guess that’s true now isn’t it. it’s always been true.
AGREE
this is how we introduce almost every faith/void song lmao
i am missing SPX!! fyi!!! so this is me signing in dc for the year!!!
one week from today!!! see you there
Have you ever read a book description so perfect that you immediately call local bookstores to find a copy, rearrange your weekend plans to enable a binge read, and spend all day picnicking and reading in the park? Just did so for Simplicity by @mattielubchansky.com. I recommend the book. And pie.
nope just an MP
he doesn’t seem to be a mayor? at least i don’t see it on his list of offices held
i don’t want to be Loyal. i don’t want to be Enrolled. i’m trying to go to the store
feeling like an alien lately because i’m not interested in Points. i’m sick of being told to Earn Points. leave me alone
nuts that there is essentially ONE lesson to learn from the past decade of politics and the democrats straight up refuse to learn it
what's important is that we were all there together to see darth saxophone do his thing
ahh we were also there!! damn
🗣️🗣️TURN THAT SHIT UP🗣️🗣️
getting a lot of the same AI marketing email slop since the book came out but it’s especially funny to get the ones from instagram where an AI “illustrator” wants to “bring my amazing characters to life.” bitch i drew all this mfs like 600 times each already
sorry to hear this. goodbye
you really couldn't make many movies from 40-50 years ago today. this is due to the unavailability of certain discontinued film stocks and the deaths of many principal actors, directors, and other various crew members
either bring me a fine fat goose or stay out of it richard
standing on our balcony yelling down to each boy and asking him “what news”
can’t believe you’d do this to the proud people of the netherlands
i was so genuinely shocked at how much i liked it. what a beautiful medium
fully agree!!!
yeah. good movie.
just something i think about a lot!!!
this is loosely analogous to that time those people tried to levitate VICE headquarters into the east river in 2015. but this time we’ll get it right
that’s right
prayers up, spirit warriors! if It doesn’t happen it’s because we didn’t devote enough of our Energies to It
if you refer to anyone, let alone yourSELF as "a creator" i simply believe you need to stare into a mirror until you become Normal
almost got run over on my bike by a car taking a left turn across a protected bike lane without looking just now. it was of course the citibike repair van 👍👍
NEW SINGLE + VIDEO COMING SEPT 12! “Some Dark Magik,” completely re-recorded and remixed in Dolby Atmos, with an incredible video by Manran Studios. Artwork by the lovely and talented @mattielubchansky.com, of course!
hey. i’m only 39 and my work is for 35 year olds who think think they’re 28
it’s exhausting
jim cameron anti-hive……we’re eatin!!!!!! for real i hate this dumb bitch with my life
trippingly. things fall apart.
for the last time: i can’t read
thank you. i was about to organize a wildcat strike with the other freelancers over this.
ok but then what do i call it when i'm carried to my various locations by my big friend steve
there are no bad ideas in brainstorming babe
lol
"manual gynophilia." is that anything.
big doings in the world of celebs lately! or so i’m hearing from my sources
4 weeks out in the world today for SIMPLICITY!!! still as good a time as any to pick up a copy or tell a friend. bsky.app/profile/matt...
"dark academia" do you mean middle school
ooh i love that game
being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???
this is too kind, thank you
absolutely tore through @mattielubchansky.com’s In The Land of Simplicity today. truly a beautiful story, gorgeous to look at, and so incredibly smart and relevant
for years before i transitioned women would tell me that the ladies' bathroom or locker room was as gross or even MORE gross than the men's. at this point i can state conclusively that women should not be believed in this instance.
save it for the groupchat | patreon.com/lubchansky
interesting ,,, your sleeping???? when mango mussolini is in the ORANGE house??
im gonna put you in arkham asylum
not looking to riff here. i’m in the hospital after he demanded me and the other two participants drink water from the newtown creek to “show the swagless what the real boys can do”
yeah but i had to get it with my teeth from the bottom of that puddle that never drains on the border of brooklyn and queens
been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign
that’s my only guarantee
[wiping away a tear] you fool.
you fool. you’ve fallen into my trap
wowwwwwww thank u.
always
speaking of doing something good for myself, @mattielubchansky.com’s “simplicity” will be my saturday afternoon instead of online and i could not possibly be happier about that.
i love to go to the beach with the biggest speaker ever made so i can play music that sounds like a trendy hotel lobby. that way everyone can listen!
big problem in hollywood these of days is that they don’t let you be stubby kaye anymore
i will say for all its faults enterprise is at least a little more earnest and is at its heart DUMB. discovery is just. slop
enterprise is so bad but of course i am in the middle of watching it all the way through for the second time
i would not recommend this
this whole season feels like Discovery (extremely derogatory)
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
i’m so goddamned sick of centrists man. this idiotic tendency to insist that it’s a narcissism of small differences when it’s clearly not. just admit we’re enemies this is taking fucking forever!!!!
honest question, do you think using the terms “lgtbqia” or “cisgender” is “not normal”
books at the airport used to be called THE GUNMAN'S HYPOTHESIS and now they are called FEATHERSONG BOOK IV: THE BALLAD OF THE WINGWEAVER (PART 12 OF THE SMOKESINGERS SAGA)
ok so the times witnessed reporters receiving cash from Adams people three times at mayoral events and sat on it for over a month but couldn’t pass up a hot tip from a neonazi about Mamdani’s unsuccessful college application for long enough to check if the neonazi had already been identified
if i see someone's nails gently tapping on an object one more time i'm going to go insane. stop showing me objects that way
ok dude thanks
the answer is: Kind of. star trek canon is totally whacked
there’s a bunch of episodes of enterprise where they’re like. “wow there oughta be…..a directive of some sort”
the doctors office waiting room is such a good place to hear a comprehensive array of the default apple notification noises
hey, thanks for responding! this new information doesn't really impact my joke
a lot of people posting shit like “if isaac chotiner called me i’d hang up” but that’s weakness to me. i’d pick up and simply defeat him with my fun anecdotes about myself and how cool i am
This week, Nova brings us one of the worst guys to ever do it, in both senses: evil AND unskilled! Meeting minutes include: Beep beep I am not a pervert, Born to kill/Birthed to murder, So much for the institutional left, Israeli henry hill, Quid no quo, Psychic-client privilege: nogodsnomayors.com
operating the God Forbid a Beautiful Woman Make a Joke siren with a big hand crank
guys i know it's the second one. the joke is that it's the second one
looking into this
ok sick
wondering if the social fabric is irreparably damaged and society is crumbling beyond saving and the arts are a complete waste of my life or if it's just cloudy for the second day in a row
we saw it. don’t worry
some cool people @mattielubchansky.com @kasulke.co @isaac-fellman.bsky.social
ok this is tonight!! see you soon!!!! www.eventbrite.com/e/book-talk-...
Simplicity by @mattielubchansky.com (2025)
ahh ty!
what kind of face was i making. did i seem happy about it.
just got rained on riding my bike to the gym. still gathering info