me: do you have capn crunch in a box? grocery store clerk: uh yeah me: well you’d better let him out then
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Brad Pitt voice: What’s in the box?
jul 24, 2025, 7:11 pm • 2 0 • view
📦
jul 24, 2025, 7:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Ask him to rescue Prince Albert, too.
jul 24, 2025, 10:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Do you have Sir Walter Raleigh* in a can? *pipe tobacco
jul 24, 2025, 11:55 am • 1 0 • view
what do you call a female peacock? a peacunt
jul 24, 2025, 9:35 pm • 0 1 • view
how do you get a witch pregnant? you fuck her
jul 24, 2025, 9:34 pm • 0 1 • view
You have to catch her first
jul 24, 2025, 9:55 pm • 2 1 • view
Is your refrigerator running?
jul 24, 2025, 11:10 am • 1 0 • view
Wait until you hear about what they did to Prince Albert
jul 24, 2025, 8:43 pm • 2 0 • view
And they'd better be Quisp about it.
jul 24, 2025, 7:51 am • 2 0 • view
The Cap'n was crunchatized
jul 25, 2025, 11:05 am • 1 0 • view
grocery store clerk: are you serious me: what about count chocula grocery store clerk: sure we have count chocula in a box me: better keep him there
jul 24, 2025, 3:31 pm • 26 7 • view
Grocery store clerk to manager: “About that raise…”
jul 24, 2025, 5:19 pm • 1 0 • view
When I was a teen I once called a family whose last name was Angel. I said after they said hello “Hark! Is Herald there?”
jul 24, 2025, 4:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Mr Clean is a right filthy bastard
jul 24, 2025, 9:50 am • 1 0 • view
Do you have Janitor in a Drum? Better let him out!
jul 24, 2025, 9:49 am • 3 0 • view
hi dad
jul 24, 2025, 3:52 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm not even a dad lol
jul 24, 2025, 7:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Oops! All Throwbacks!
jul 24, 2025, 10:57 am • 3 0 • view
💁♂️
jul 24, 2025, 11:49 am • 1 0 • view
"I think that's a decision for the undertaker who put him in it, don't you?"
jul 24, 2025, 7:46 am • 2 0 • view
😢 capn we hardly knew ye
jul 24, 2025, 7:47 am • 2 0 • view
Doubly so for me, because we don't have that brand in the UK. (That's also why I get lost when people make jokes about Lacroix. I thought at first they meant the designer, Christian Lacroix.)
jul 24, 2025, 7:50 am • 1 0 • view
Capn Crunch been sentenced to confinement in the box for crimes against the crown
jul 24, 2025, 8:05 pm • 1 0 • view
ily
jul 24, 2025, 11:04 am • 1 0 • view
*Clerk sets his price gun to lethal*, BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
jul 25, 2025, 1:48 pm • 1 0 • view
RIP Cap'n Crunch, the soggy seas won't be the same without ye
jul 24, 2025, 8:16 am • 2 0 • view
🤣😂🤣
jul 24, 2025, 7:30 pm • 1 0 • view
It was all fun and games until he crunched his berries.
jul 24, 2025, 11:57 pm • 1 0 • view