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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf

corn dogs for sale never eaten

sep 1, 2025, 7:42 am • 53 13

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social

Whatcha do to it?

sep 1, 2025, 11:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Zombie Normalism @veryclever.bsky.social

Corn dogs for sale, previously eaten with bonus French mustards also previously eaten. Fancy shit over here.

sep 1, 2025, 7:52 am • 1 0 • view
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I.M. Noone @ianmnoone.bsky.social

Babe, what's wrong? You haven't even touched your pre-owned corn dogs

sep 1, 2025, 3:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Pavlov's Hog @eckzhall.bsky.social

Yellow mustard all crust and juice

sep 1, 2025, 7:48 am • 1 0 • view
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🍂 fall bryan 🍂 @bryan.town

well, just a little nibble on the end of one of them. still in good condition overall

sep 1, 2025, 3:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wikibara. 🎪🎠 One of a set of one.🎠🎪 @wikibara.bsky.social

No sadder six words ever, then.

sep 1, 2025, 7:47 am • 4 0 • view
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf

they're practically preserved from all the not being eaten

sep 1, 2025, 7:48 am • 3 0 • view
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Wikibara. 🎪🎠 One of a set of one.🎠🎪 @wikibara.bsky.social

For sale: baby shoes, partially digested.

sep 1, 2025, 7:49 am • 4 1 • view
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf

who are you lrrr from omicron persei 8?

sep 1, 2025, 7:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Wikibara. 🎪🎠 One of a set of one.🎠🎪 @wikibara.bsky.social

..no.

sep 1, 2025, 7:57 am • 1 0 • view
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Zombie Normalism @veryclever.bsky.social

For sale baby, never eaten (except the toes which were uhmaaayzing)

sep 1, 2025, 7:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Mattzarella @splat-man.bsky.social

impossible…wait how many we talking about

sep 1, 2025, 2:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social

I had a corn dog once… …once 😔

opening shot to the music video for Corn Dog Sonnet No. 7 by Sincere Engineer. It’s a shot of two corn dogs sitting on a counter next to a bottle of yellow mustard. The sentence “I had a”, and “corndog” is written on them using the mustard respectively
sep 1, 2025, 7:51 am • 2 0 • view