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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social

South Park nailed Kristi Noem. It's spot on.

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aug 8, 2025, 3:40 pm • 8,509 1,857

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Mike Maguire @mike-m1967.bsky.social

Shooting puppies is wrong mmmkay. youtu.be/kD4EE6qVIBI?...

aug 8, 2025, 5:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hans LeJeune @hanslejeune.bsky.social

She shot Krypto!

aug 8, 2025, 3:46 pm • 6 0 • view
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CineWolf #NoKings NO WAR 🇺🇸🧿 @cinewolf.bsky.social

She tried. Mwahaha.

aug 8, 2025, 4:08 pm • 3 0 • view
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Maria Aragon - Artist and Author @mariaaragon64.bsky.social

It would have been wild if they let Krypto be her karma, like in the movie.

aug 8, 2025, 5:21 pm • 3 1 • view
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CineWolf #NoKings NO WAR 🇺🇸🧿 @cinewolf.bsky.social

Yes !! I hope South Park sees your post 🤞

aug 8, 2025, 5:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Caroline P @kissmygritsgop.bsky.social

Perfect!

aug 8, 2025, 4:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Keith M @ksecus.bsky.social

Oh wait! She shot another puppy because it looked at her weird when her skin fell off.

aug 8, 2025, 3:59 pm • 10 0 • view
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Vivienne @politicaljunkie.bsky.social

They need to have her eat from a bowl on the floor on her effing knees.

aug 8, 2025, 4:10 pm • 11 1 • view
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Coolafboomermom @coolafboomermom.bsky.social

Indeed they do. I would pay to see it.

aug 8, 2025, 4:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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Nancy Friedman @queenief.bsky.social

Like they are making the detainees in Miami

aug 8, 2025, 4:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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MrFuzzyFart♿ @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social

Melania:

aug 8, 2025, 5:38 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sue dragon @suedragon70.bsky.social

Don't ya wonder if Melanoma was listed in the Trump/Epstein as a sex trafficker too? When they wrote Epsteins agreement to exonerate anyone else involved. Barr could have done that to include Melanoma? Maybe he's also hiding the First Lady. And, of course,Trumps sins.

aug 8, 2025, 6:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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MrFuzzyFart♿ @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social

Or..what if his daughter was involved. She seems to be ok with an inappropriate father.

aug 8, 2025, 6:51 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sue dragon @suedragon70.bsky.social

Wow. Yup

aug 8, 2025, 8:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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titheading.bsky.social @titheading.bsky.social

I keep seeing references to the thing Kristi Noem found objectionable, let’s not forget 🐶 murder which she is obviously fine with.

aug 8, 2025, 10:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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SaltyGrams @fearonika.bsky.social

The hair-flipping? So so good

aug 8, 2025, 5:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Expatriot @expatriot.bsky.social

Sorry, which one was the cartoon again?

aug 8, 2025, 6:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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phoebe1313.bsky.social @phoebe1313.bsky.social

👏👏💯

aug 8, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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WilliamTheConquerant 🇨🇦🏴‍☠️🏴 @williamorichardson.bsky.social

The fact she had so.much to say about it tells you everything. They got her in the eye.

aug 8, 2025, 4:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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CanLug @canlug.bsky.social

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aug 9, 2025, 5:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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redtrini.bsky.social @redtrini.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣I’m dying!

aug 8, 2025, 9:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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David Day @plaintxtdecoded.substack.com

They're going to have to catch that floppy face in an ICEE cup or some sh*t, come the next ep

aug 8, 2025, 5:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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David Day @plaintxtdecoded.substack.com

Here, I made it.

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aug 8, 2025, 6:30 pm • 3 2 • view
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Flint @colonycollapse.bsky.social

Uncanny.

aug 8, 2025, 4:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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jbrunet3777.bsky.social @jbrunet3777.bsky.social

South Park could not have done a better job with NOEM !

aug 8, 2025, 4:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Daniel Connerton @lordnad.bsky.social

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aug 8, 2025, 4:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social

Somebody had to do it.

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aug 8, 2025, 5:23 pm • 13 3 • view
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Robert Fessler @professler.bsky.social

The Trump Administration.

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aug 8, 2025, 7:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cathi B @grammacappy.bsky.social

I laughed so hard I spit. What a garish cartoon/ie person

aug 8, 2025, 4:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Coolafboomermom @coolafboomermom.bsky.social

She got what she deserved—a rare thing indeed.

aug 8, 2025, 4:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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coreensteinbach.bsky.social @coreensteinbach.bsky.social

Lennon said it best, "One thing you can't hide is when you're crippled inside."

aug 9, 2025, 11:20 am • 0 0 • view
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fldsofgld.bsky.social @fldsofgld.bsky.social

Actually, I thought her shooting dogs was spot on….

aug 8, 2025, 6:43 pm • 3 0 • view
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dadof3va.bsky.social @dadof3va.bsky.social

I’m still dying laughing at her face falling off and scooting across the floor🤣🤣

aug 8, 2025, 3:45 pm • 48 0 • view
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Monique 🔵📚🎗️ @fngrs132.bsky.social

I was waiting for someone to shoot it. 🤣🤣

aug 8, 2025, 4:07 pm • 29 1 • view
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LPDOak, CA @lpdoak.bsky.social

The pit crew makeup team scenes were pretty spot on actually. Considering she travels with a primping team.

aug 8, 2025, 5:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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Vintage Glass @tubetone.bsky.social

Noem is a product of that "heartland wisdom" so-called conservatives are always on about. It's the tail that wags the dog. South Dakota population: 925,000 No. of US Senators: 2 The US Senate doesn't represent people, it represents sparsely populated dirt.

aug 8, 2025, 5:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social

youtu.be/OjGHf7OvglM?...

aug 8, 2025, 5:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bluecrusade @bluecrusade.bsky.social

I love the new season of South Park. poking at Trump & Noem. youtu.be/2ebb3RTJrIQ?... Absolutely the best episode of them all. 🤣🤣🤣 New season great.. share.google/iWd89DQkMJ0o...

aug 9, 2025, 9:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Spock’s 7 Year Itch @spocks7yearitch.bsky.social

It’s the Mar-a-lago Stepford sex muppet face. I think the hired the guy that designed the Real Doll™️ as the plastic surgeon.

aug 8, 2025, 5:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sissy Rufus 🌏🌎🌍 @unkaren.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/fran...

aug 8, 2025, 6:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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MLynne,, g @mlynnet.bsky.social

I hope Paramount continues it's roast of tRump. 🤣🤣🤣

aug 8, 2025, 4:12 pm • 3 0 • view
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jk @jkmich.bsky.social

Many have

aug 8, 2025, 5:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Whisper “democracy” daily 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 @stef47.bsky.social

Conscious women terrify Trump, so his women doll up their bodies.

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aug 9, 2025, 11:27 pm • 0 1 • view
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General X @rcan1.bsky.social

I hear she's not too flattered by the public mirror view 🤣😅😂 It is always a little surprising to see yourself through others' eyes

aug 8, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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katarina90.bsky.social @katarina90.bsky.social

These fvcking people must never ever be forgotten for the cancer they have caused to this country. Like ever. If they live to be 100, the last words they hear should be, "Remember when you brought so much cruelty to this nation? We remember."

aug 8, 2025, 6:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ziggy @bigad.bsky.social

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aug 8, 2025, 4:53 pm • 24 5 • view
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social

NO NO NOEM
aug 8, 2025, 6:41 pm • 5 0 • view
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social

Image of a garden gnome: GOOD GNOME. Image of Kristi Noem: BAD NOEM.
aug 8, 2025, 6:38 pm • 7 0 • view
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Thoroughly Educated Duck @educated-duck.bsky.social

The resemblance is uncanny

aug 8, 2025, 7:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Inbtwnthedarkandthelight @thedarkandthelight.bsky.social

Every time her face fell off it reminded me of The Tingler!

aug 8, 2025, 5:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Inbtwnthedarkandthelight @thedarkandthelight.bsky.social

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Eddie Esielionis @hippymama.bsky.social

It was fantastic, Art. She hated it and would love to throw the creators in Alligator Alcatraz. If they had brown skin, she would do it. Her number one enemy.

aug 8, 2025, 4:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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uncivil-servant.bsky.social @uncivil-servant.bsky.social

That image is some Salvador Dali shit

aug 9, 2025, 8:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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greg60 @greg60.bsky.social

This right here, made my night !!! 🤣🤣🤣. The scene of her face running away from her is brilliant !!!

aug 8, 2025, 5:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Earle @skembear.bsky.social

You'd be hard pressed finding much in a 'spot the difference' challenge

aug 8, 2025, 4:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ms. Future Hope @msfuturehope.bsky.social

🎯🎯🎯

aug 8, 2025, 4:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dogdad @dogdad160.bsky.social

Nasty nazi cow

aug 8, 2025, 7:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Saint Sherman - The Ultimate Patriot @claypotter.bsky.social

Anybody that can shoot a puppy in the face is ugly on the inside for sure.

aug 8, 2025, 3:41 pm • 125 1 • view
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Canadian @canadiian.bsky.social

Agreed and don’t forget about the poor goat too. 😳

aug 8, 2025, 3:43 pm • 72 0 • view
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Jen LB @jenlb.bsky.social

And don’t forget the horses she killed.

aug 8, 2025, 4:20 pm • 6 0 • view
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Hope T. @xtrahope1515.bsky.social

RIP Cricket 🐕 & goats. 🐐

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aug 8, 2025, 4:13 pm • 35 0 • view
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partlycloudy59.bsky.social @partlycloudy59.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

aug 8, 2025, 4:52 pm • 6 0 • view
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CSL @greenplanet1.bsky.social

And the horses

aug 8, 2025, 5:45 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tikatoo14 @tikatoo14.bsky.social

And the three horses!

aug 8, 2025, 4:33 pm • 3 0 • view
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Cat9 @cat9.bsky.social

And don't forget she shot Kryptonite the Super Dog in South Park's Heaven! Damn, that was cold! "If it's Brown, you're going down!"

aug 8, 2025, 4:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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MissMary @missmary1111.bsky.social

Where's her husband? She's banging Corey Lewandowski. Do we need to dig deeper?

aug 8, 2025, 5:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jacg @jacg1.bsky.social

Check out the gravel pit

aug 8, 2025, 7:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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MissMary @missmary1111.bsky.social

That's what I said. Dig deeper. Kristi Noem went against South Park. NOW she's fighting with a fucking CARTOON! Where's her husband? She's FUCKING Corey Lewandowski... She's FUCKING him. 🤮SHE'S A FUCKIN BUDGET LEVEL WHORE. Can't call her a slut, because sluts DON'T CHARGE. WHORES do.

aug 9, 2025, 3:11 am • 0 1 • view
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robinsnuts.bsky.social @robinsnuts.bsky.social

Evil! She's pure Evil!

aug 8, 2025, 8:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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gmhunt13.bsky.social @gmhunt13.bsky.social

And the ugly is oozing out onto her fake face.

aug 8, 2025, 3:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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chrisleeworld.bsky.social @chrisleeworld.bsky.social

Interesting that she has a lot to say about how they made her look yet she says nothing about her character killing every dog that crosses her path in the episode.

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Shadow61 @shadow61.bsky.social

🤪🤪🤪

aug 8, 2025, 4:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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SharonR_MECFS 🇨🇦 @sharonrmecfs.bsky.social

“Psychopaths/Sociopaths only” must have been the prerequisite for Trump Oval Office appointments. “Let’s make pedophilia & slavery great again, it’s been too long since whites were able to own slaves”. Thank also Besos, Musk, Cook, Gates, Pichai & Zuckerberg. Their complicity and greed is evil.

aug 8, 2025, 3:57 pm • 9 1 • view
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Leefeller @leefeller.bsky.social

When greed has no bounds. Power follows.

aug 8, 2025, 4:05 pm • 8 1 • view
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Tina H she/her🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺 🇿🇦 🇬🇱 🇮🇹 🇫🇷 🇩🇰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @htina.bsky.social

The only thing that doesn’t match with her is her hair is longer. Otherwise, perfect.

aug 8, 2025, 5:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sue dragon @suedragon70.bsky.social

Oh, come on. You know that hair isn't real. Everything is 'off the shelf' Barbie!

aug 8, 2025, 5:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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missmyopinion.bsky.social @missmyopinion.bsky.social

'If you can't take the heat...' don't wear a face that can melt lol.

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garyknow.bsky.social @garyknow.bsky.social

Double!

aug 8, 2025, 9:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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LisaFromEarth @lisafromearth.bsky.social

hmmm mm mmm hmmm mmm

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aug 8, 2025, 5:15 pm • 5 2 • view
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🇲🇽 @comradecoconutz.bsky.social

Who wore it better? You decide.

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Janeen123 @janeen123.bsky.social

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Perfect resemblance!!

aug 8, 2025, 6:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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@Crowebarre @davidcrowe.bsky.social

Her puppy marksmanship instructor is pleased with her progress.

aug 8, 2025, 3:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Surface Maximus @surfacemaximus.bsky.social

3k worth of makeup, yet still a pig

aug 8, 2025, 9:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nici @nici17.bsky.social

They got her essence.

aug 8, 2025, 6:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Just a small town girl @kelizabeths.bsky.social

South Park shot Christy Noam in the face. How's it feel Christy?

aug 8, 2025, 5:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stacy at the Bosco @stacyatthebosco.bsky.social

Okay, if you hate Kristi Noem, signal by tilting your head!

aug 8, 2025, 3:59 pm • 86 6 • view
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Jen LB @jenlb.bsky.social

Damn South Park Noem even shot a husky… Here’s what Diego thinks of that.

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aug 8, 2025, 4:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Stacy at the Bosco @stacyatthebosco.bsky.social

😢🤬

aug 8, 2025, 4:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Leefeller @leefeller.bsky.social

Damn, I miss my husky.

aug 8, 2025, 4:01 pm • 18 0 • view
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Mickb @mickb.bsky.social

South Park for the Win !

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Azul = Blue @azulequalsblue.bsky.social

All the MAGA women spend $$$ on revamping their faces. I would never make fun of someone's natural looks.

aug 8, 2025, 5:31 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ian Roberts @irober02.bsky.social

If you carve your own face into a grotesque MAGA mask then you're choices are fair game for criticism.

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aug 8, 2025, 9:38 pm • 6 0 • view
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Ian Roberts @irober02.bsky.social

I know. I know it's the wrong "you're". In the original version that was the correct pronoun formulation but I honed it before posting and failed to correct all the ramifications of the changes. Abject apologies for this grammatical crime. I will do better...

aug 9, 2025, 8:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Xiangul @xiangul.bsky.social

I don't know, why i remembered this scene. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfQW...

aug 8, 2025, 10:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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Joe Mama ™️ @joemama123451.bsky.social

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shaunlb @shaunlionelburgess.bsky.social

I can't wait for Pam Blondi's turn

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aug 8, 2025, 8:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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RiflessodiLuna @riflessodiluna.bsky.social

Devil inhuman face.

aug 8, 2025, 3:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kelly @kellybb.bsky.social

So life-like!

aug 8, 2025, 3:43 pm • 5 0 • view
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bdyguy.bsky.social @bdyguy.bsky.social

Is that why the call her Kristi Foam?

aug 8, 2025, 3:47 pm • 3 1 • view
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piddlediddle.bsky.social @piddlediddle.bsky.social

Awesome

aug 8, 2025, 5:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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southportpromenade.bsky.social @southportpromenade.bsky.social

And the inside is even uglier.

aug 8, 2025, 6:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kat @phoebe11.bsky.social

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Sue dragon @suedragon70.bsky.social

Those eyes are pulled so tight it changed them from round to skinny ovals.

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dwheron.bsky.social @dwheron.bsky.social

They even got the olive drab eye shadow color correct.

aug 8, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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sagansghost.bsky.social @sagansghost.bsky.social

The likeness is undeniable.

aug 9, 2025, 2:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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KaeJae @kaejaekelly.bsky.social

And it not defamation if it’s the truth!

aug 8, 2025, 5:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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tenslady1939.bsky.social @tenslady1939.bsky.social

Picasso is here

aug 8, 2025, 6:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bobby!!! @robtarange.bsky.social

I'm sure every guy in DC has nailed Kristi Noem.

aug 9, 2025, 1:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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TracyGlover@bluesky.com @tracyglover.bsky.social

Omg big time. Brilliant move by this show to really show people what's going on that they might not know about. I love it. Bravo.. I'm absolutely 💯 killin it and speaking the truth. Showing what they're really doing out there. Great job, Southpark 👏 👍 👌

aug 8, 2025, 4:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Semper Veritas @semper-veritas1.bsky.social

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brendao.bsky.social @brendao.bsky.social

#SeparatedAtBirth

Picture of Kristi Noem beside a look at like inflatable sex doll. Both with gaping open mouthed expressions on their faces.
aug 8, 2025, 5:11 pm • 4 2 • view
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Is He Dead Yet? 💙 🇺🇦 🌊 😺 🏈 @bruinblue.bsky.social

Same vibe

aug 8, 2025, 4:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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Poor Pirate Propagandist @graveyard-jones.bsky.social

Which one is from south park? They're the same picture!

aug 8, 2025, 4:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sue Mac @soozoff.bsky.social

Hilarious that Kristi complains it’s only her looks being criticized. Don’t worry Kristi, we think your character sucks too, like how you think it’s cool to murder a puppy & your cosplay-press-ops obsession, and then there’s your complete lack of experience, skills, or intelligence.

aug 8, 2025, 6:59 pm • 7 3 • view
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Jacg @jacg1.bsky.social

& the fact you’re screwing well-known wife beater Lewendowski

aug 8, 2025, 7:34 pm • 3 1 • view
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Hope T. @xtrahope1515.bsky.social

Ditto! Bitch-killer Noem is a ruthless and disgusting inhuman, soulless POS excrement that belongs in hell. 🤬

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ᚹᛁᛞᚨᚱ @vidarrr.bsky.social

She sure is having a meltdown.

aug 8, 2025, 5:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bunny @bunny2029.bsky.social

So ugly inside

aug 8, 2025, 11:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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DeerDot @deerdot.bsky.social

Except they forgot her hair extensions, and didn't include the plastic surgery alterations.

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MaMaDonnae @mamadonnae.bsky.social

Like eggs on a nail.

aug 8, 2025, 4:26 pm • 4 0 • view
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Sue dragon @suedragon70.bsky.social

Bwahahahaha

aug 8, 2025, 5:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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DawnMichelle @dawnmichellek.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 8, 2025, 6:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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auntsmeepy.bsky.social @auntsmeepy.bsky.social

Considering this is what she used to look like, complete with Karen hair, her face literally could melt.

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ad-lib.bsky.social @ad-lib.bsky.social

What's even scarier is that she was only 47 on the picture.

aug 9, 2025, 8:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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auntsmeepy.bsky.social @auntsmeepy.bsky.social

Haggard old crone.

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Wheelyam @curiositysauce.bsky.social

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Natty🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🏐🏈🐕🐴📎 @grillnatty.bsky.social

aug 8, 2025, 4:34 pm • 4 0 • view
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moonshottime.bsky.social @moonshottime.bsky.social

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aug 8, 2025, 6:19 pm • 3 0 • view
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Michael Creel @michaelcreel106.bsky.social

Homan and Noem have the faces they deserve.

aug 8, 2025, 5:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Peters J Vecrumba @petersjvecrumba.bsky.social

Nailed everything, methinks.

aug 8, 2025, 4:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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💙💚Bowie Maroney 💙💚 @baxie71.bsky.social

Put that shit in the Louvre.

aug 8, 2025, 4:23 pm • 3 1 • view
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Cat Joe💙 🌊 #brotherly_cats_are_awesome @catjoe.bsky.social

💙🐈‍⬛🐈💙 Wat!

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aug 8, 2025, 4:14 pm • 40 7 • view
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Jax (the original) @jacqueline321.bsky.social

Jfc warn us first. Lol 😂

aug 8, 2025, 4:43 pm • 29 0 • view
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Look there goes Elvis @sydbarrett99.bsky.social

I’m blind now. Thanks for nothing.

aug 8, 2025, 5:37 pm • 6 0 • view
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social

Right? Jump scare!! 🤣

aug 9, 2025, 10:45 am • 1 0 • view
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Sue dragon @suedragon70.bsky.social

Bwahahahaha. Get in that cage!

aug 8, 2025, 5:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Hiddencake of Den @hiddencake.bsky.social

Krusty NoBrain looks like an over-microwaved hotdog covered in globs of paint. She keeps her face still like a dead fish to avoid smiling, which reveals her face fillers wrinkling grotesquely. She thinks no one notices but we all see it.

aug 8, 2025, 5:23 pm • 4 1 • view
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Andrew Flanagan @af68.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/af68...

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Cat Joe💙 🌊 #brotherly_cats_are_awesome @catjoe.bsky.social

💙🐈🐈‍⬛💙 Fixed!

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Andrew Flanagan @af68.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/af68...

aug 8, 2025, 5:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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KevinFromBklyn @sayskevinfrombklyn.bsky.social

And they really pissed her off! Clearly, her filler face is more of a trigger than the fact that she's incompetent and corrupt.

aug 8, 2025, 7:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nyebodnye @nyebodnye.bsky.social

I'm a stone cold byatch (fuck you autocorrect)

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therealiamtmo @thereal.iamtmo.com

HOLY SHIT it's a perfect replica!

aug 8, 2025, 5:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Evergreen @botanicalbaby.bsky.social

When her face fell off and ran amok the overdone old women at maralago I was in hysterics.

aug 8, 2025, 3:46 pm • 15 0 • view
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P.J. Denyer @pjdenyer.bsky.social

No one else wants to...

aug 8, 2025, 6:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Reebeedeebee @fancyfeet.bsky.social

This is my dream come true. Also, all her implants should implode at the same time.

aug 8, 2025, 4:05 pm • 3 0 • view
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Michele C. Hollow @michelechollow.bsky.social

Good point.

aug 8, 2025, 4:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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cps10001.bsky.social @cps10001.bsky.social

Indeed

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Dr. Dharma Bum @drdharmabum.bsky.social

I would not

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Jerry @irish-norgie.bsky.social

Phenomenal likeness! Bravo! 🙌

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DOMINUS @redrsx.bsky.social

Bless her Lord, she's been stretched and pulled one too many times...

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Mark Rosenwald @markrosenwald.bsky.social

Nice Brazil reference, which strangely enough is also relevant today.

aug 8, 2025, 6:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Steve Puma @stevepuma.bsky.social

I'm shocked that South Park didn't squeeze this one in.

aug 8, 2025, 6:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Socially Distant Before It Was Cool @aaron-0.bsky.social

No Kristi! Don't open the Ark!

aug 8, 2025, 6:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Johnnie Canada @2oldforthisbs.bsky.social

Nothing hurts the ego of this woman than her appearance being mocked. Remember Republicans went apeshit when Spokeperson Sarah Huckabee was mocked for eyeshadow and Conservatives immediately accused Dems of making fun of her looks (even they know how ugly she is).

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xfuereinuplan.bsky.social @xfuereinuplan.bsky.social

yep, but they didn't exaggerate a single thing

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Goldpup @goldpup.bsky.social

Which image is more lifelike? Just blame AI. I think it’s the one on the left, myself👍

aug 8, 2025, 5:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Alex Sprague @thealextrifier.bsky.social

Let’s nail her further #VA64 secure.actblue.com/donate/stace...

aug 8, 2025, 3:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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steve3797.bsky.social @steve3797.bsky.social

.... It didn't turn out so well for the other NAZI's ...

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Sue dragon @suedragon70.bsky.social

Notice it's not a red hat. She's trying to hide!

aug 8, 2025, 6:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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wwc94.bsky.social @wwc94.bsky.social

She's very proud of treating people inhumanely. She thinks they deserve it. Don't expect any better than that for a woman who would kill a puppy because she didn't know how to properly train it.

aug 8, 2025, 7:50 pm • 1 1 • view
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steve3797.bsky.social @steve3797.bsky.social

.... All of the Plastic Surgery , Makeup and Hair Extensions cannot hide the Ugliness and Hate where this Puppy Killers Heart should be ...

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aug 8, 2025, 5:37 pm • 8 4 • view
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social

Omg… is that her? Before she became a verifiable demon from hell?

aug 9, 2025, 10:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Ava Enithesi @ava-enithesi.bsky.social

In the left pic she has “crazy eyes.” In the right pic, they’re no longer “crazy”, just dead inside. A hollow void where the soul should be.

aug 9, 2025, 11:26 am • 1 0 • view
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Dirt @mbdeed.bsky.social

They all look like that character in the film Brazil.

aug 8, 2025, 3:48 pm • 5 0 • view
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Stephen J.Reid @stereid.bsky.social

Ah, the late and very great Katherine Helmond

Actress Katherine Helmond getting her face stretched by actor Jim Broadbent in the film
aug 9, 2025, 12:58 am • 0 0 • view
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John Ryan @johnrya.bsky.social

It’s a perfect picture of what her soul looks like!

aug 8, 2025, 4:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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zoothorn.bsky.social @zoothorn.bsky.social

Trump calling women “fat pig” “dog” is fine. A woman who is constantly melting down, depicted with a melting face is bad. Ok I’ve got it

aug 8, 2025, 10:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Harpen1 @harpen1.bsky.social

No amount of plastic surgery and make up will cover up her rancid soul and that hunk of coal she calls a heart.

aug 9, 2025, 1:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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JacquiDesigns @jacquidesigns.bsky.social

This 👇👇👇 gifdb.com/images/file/...

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Sister Methy Anne ⛪️ @methyog.bsky.social

Uncircumcised neck

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aug 8, 2025, 4:15 pm • 5 1 • view
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Spellbreaker @balloonskyabound.bsky.social

THASTS MY FORESKIN! Give it back you FIEND!!

aug 9, 2025, 10:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sue D @sued4.bsky.social

C’mon, the girl’s just trying to fit in!

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Sue D @sued4.bsky.social

Changeling

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Spellbreaker @balloonskyabound.bsky.social

How many puppies did she kill to get that hair just right?

aug 9, 2025, 10:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sue D @sued4.bsky.social

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lowcoelle.bsky.social @lowcoelle.bsky.social

Krist Noem with bad skin, no Botox sporting a Karen haircut
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Sister Methy Anne ⛪️ @methyog.bsky.social

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Spellbreaker @balloonskyabound.bsky.social

That was her original form? ....Woah

aug 9, 2025, 10:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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lowcoelle.bsky.social @lowcoelle.bsky.social

www.instagram.com/reel/DKeiSpS...

aug 10, 2025, 1:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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koybeats.bsky.social @koybeats.bsky.social

They also made Mar-a-Lago into an island. Interpret that how you wish

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aug 8, 2025, 3:43 pm • 58 8 • view
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Stacey Haines @staceyhaines.bsky.social

Not just any island - Fantasy Island!

aug 8, 2025, 5:00 pm • 3 0 • view
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Monique 🔵📚🎗️ @fngrs132.bsky.social

And shady vance as a little person. 🤣🤣🤣

aug 8, 2025, 4:26 pm • 18 0 • view
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MollyDevon🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🤷‍♀️🌻☯️✡️ @mollydevon.bsky.social

Not just any island - Fantasy Island. That why Vance is Tatoo.

aug 8, 2025, 8:37 pm • 3 0 • view
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Monique 🔵📚🎗️ @fngrs132.bsky.social

Exactly. But at least with tattoo WE LIKED HIM. 🤣🤣

aug 8, 2025, 8:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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MollyDevon🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🤷‍♀️🌻☯️✡️ @mollydevon.bsky.social

True

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MollyDevon🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🤷‍♀️🌻☯️✡️ @mollydevon.bsky.social

Fantasy island

aug 8, 2025, 8:38 pm • 6 0 • view
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OCDP drummer boy @kevindrumdude.bsky.social

They didn’t say the girls were underaged directly but their mannerisms and giggling deff suggested it .. that was expertly done

aug 9, 2025, 12:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Eileen In @eileennjflns.bsky.social

It was inspired!!

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71columbus.bsky.social @71columbus.bsky.social

Well deserved

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I Guess I’m on This App Now 😐 @itsjustjoshy.bsky.social

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enricowardrope.bsky.social @enricowardrope.bsky.social

aug 8, 2025, 5:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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gene-jenkinson.bsky.social @gene-jenkinson.bsky.social

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😠Mr_nice_guy_NOT😂 @mrniceguy00101.bsky.social

Damn I would hate to see that horrid fake face in the mornings.🤢🤮

aug 8, 2025, 11:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Carla @portuguesegirl77.bsky.social

So Kristi Noem cries about cartoons mocking her looks, while Gestapo snatches people based on culture & skin color? Spare us the fake victim act. Your party thrives on cruelty, racism...delusional as ever

aug 8, 2025, 5:43 pm • 6 1 • view
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gogs60.bsky.social @gogs60.bsky.social

She looks like a faded porn star.

aug 8, 2025, 6:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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cmcurran75.bsky.social @cmcurran75.bsky.social

The only thing better would have been to have Corey Lewandowski glues to her rear end by the lips.

aug 8, 2025, 4:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Buck Sinclair 🇨🇦 Elbows up! @nowsentient.bsky.social

I’d swear she was looking in a mirror!!

aug 8, 2025, 3:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ladyvenoms @ladyvenoms.bsky.social

I just spit out my drink!

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Fella Historian🌻 @thisuserisdumb.bsky.social

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PolterZeitGeist Videos @thorstennesch.bsky.social

Which photo is South Park?

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Daniel @dlb2166.bsky.social

Yes!

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Edwin Roman @edwinromanart.bsky.social

Indeed.

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Sardine Love @cherrypii007.bsky.social

FR!

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eaglewatcher.bsky.social @eaglewatcher.bsky.social

😱 love South Park!

aug 8, 2025, 4:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Orel McKawkholster @orelmckawkholster.bsky.social

She's talking about making fun of her looks...I thought they REALLY made fun of her eagerness to shoot dogs. Shooting a dog is not cool, but I can't picture her again without a dog being shot in the scene.

aug 8, 2025, 4:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dawn Stover @dawnstover.bsky.social

Who wants to tell her that her boss calls women “dogs” on occasion?

aug 9, 2025, 5:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Elizabeth Malayter @elizabethrivian.bsky.social

Now I have to watch it.

aug 8, 2025, 7:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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sewgirl @sewgirlsew.bsky.social

can dish it but u can't take it huh, buck up sissy pants

aug 8, 2025, 5:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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ENVY2024 @envy2024.bsky.social

OMG. That is hilarious!

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Kimber @allthepotatoes.bsky.social

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This Account Has Been Marked Rude @rhombusticks.bsky.social

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Pizza @tallphoenix.bsky.social

😂

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andreolli.bsky.social @andreolli.bsky.social

Thank you, Picasso :)

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niceone2b.bsky.social @niceone2b.bsky.social

I wish someone would nail her to the ground 🤣 🤣 🤣

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Vivienne @politicaljunkie.bsky.social

Still much too kind.

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Sue dragon @suedragon70.bsky.social

My question is: Will her nose fall off and she'll have to wear a mask? Bwahahahaha.

aug 8, 2025, 5:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Just me in Colorado @shocked-american.bsky.social

great episode

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remi007.bsky.social @remi007.bsky.social

They got the puppy killer to a T

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Skiz70 @skiz70.bsky.social

Fantastic THANK YOU SO MUCH True story…. this has been FACT CHECKED …. she is a big bag of old manure with Botox . REJOICE !!!!

aug 8, 2025, 7:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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tombet.bsky.social @tombet.bsky.social

Can't wait to take away the hair extensions and Botox.

aug 8, 2025, 4:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sue dragon @suedragon70.bsky.social

Halloween mask ideas!

aug 8, 2025, 6:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Meh🤷🏻‍♀️ @meh30meh.bsky.social

No other way to say this other than through song 🥹 @kristi noem youtu.be/25DC6v8oPxo?...

aug 8, 2025, 9:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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padresmellon.bsky.social @padresmellon.bsky.social

👏👏👏

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Antiggy1998 @antiggy1998.bsky.social

They are hilarious. 27 years and still are relevant.

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diggyrules.bsky.social @diggyrules.bsky.social

It’s the same picture.

aug 8, 2025, 4:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lechter Detector @lechterdetector.bsky.social

Kristi is a disgusting rep christian conservative. Very disturbing ppl.

aug 8, 2025, 5:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Grolaw 🌐🇺🇦🇲🇽🇨🇦 @grolaw-me.bsky.social

Spitting resemblance! Cosplay Kristi will soon be bloated botox beached whale MAGAt. Sick & Twisted puppy killer. #SouthPark #Trumpocalypse

aug 8, 2025, 5:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sue dragon @suedragon70.bsky.social

I love the image. With an ankle bracelet that blows her leg off if she leaves the roo...

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PoochPest @poochpest.bsky.social

Hahaha! Kristi, it's the rest of your life.

aug 8, 2025, 4:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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ducktrump.bsky.social @ducktrump.bsky.social

More please!

aug 8, 2025, 5:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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partlycloudy59.bsky.social @partlycloudy59.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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kingbb.bsky.social @kingbb.bsky.social

She's got a face like sandpaper!!

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brendao.bsky.social @brendao.bsky.social

No no you're thinking of Tulsi Gabbard...

Tulsi Gabbard: picture cropped in a close up of her skin texture which is very pocky, with enlarged pores spackled with thick foundation that isn't helping reduce the craters or minimize the pores. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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StarsAndGripes @ironb3n631.bsky.social

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Ann E. Bodie @annie-bodi.bsky.social

Indeed they did!

aug 8, 2025, 3:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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ProAggresive @proaggressive.bsky.social

I love how she looks like Mother Brain from Captain N

aug 8, 2025, 3:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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gaysenior.bsky.social @gaysenior.bsky.social

She is a total embarrassment to America. Plus, anyone who actually shoots their dog is inhumane and sadistic.

aug 9, 2025, 1:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Kerrieanne 🦋 @kerriea72.bsky.social

~ 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 8, 2025, 6:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Christian McIntire @christianmcintire.com

She's whining about it in front of the press right now.

aug 8, 2025, 3:57 pm • 30 1 • view
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Coolafboomermom @coolafboomermom.bsky.social

🤣👏👏👏🤣👏👏👏🤣

aug 8, 2025, 4:31 pm • 2 1 • view
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Nyebodnye @nyebodnye.bsky.social

I know, I'll unpublicise myself using the press 😂

aug 8, 2025, 4:11 pm • 11 1 • view
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EtherealSpirit @etherialspirit.bsky.social

Here's another view of her. This one clearly shows her potato-like intellect, but she's got her makeup and her hat on.

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Ouroboros @maitreyaouroboros.bsky.social

A perfect likeness of her soul.

aug 8, 2025, 6:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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Un granito de arena. @1granitodearena.bsky.social

She looks worse on the inside.

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agedtitan.bsky.social @agedtitan.bsky.social

Yup, that's her.

aug 8, 2025, 4:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sylvie @potomacsylvie.bsky.social

Noem is the Photo Op Secretary - POS for short.

aug 8, 2025, 8:28 pm • 3 0 • view
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lilrooster59.bsky.social @lilrooster59.bsky.social

👍💯💯

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sbunch.bsky.social @sbunch.bsky.social

They are identical, almost can't tell them apart.

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David Moon @2moonfarms.bsky.social

Too flattering 😏😆

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🇨🇦 Fairly•Vocal•Pete 🇨🇦 @fairlyvocal.bsky.social

Do Nancy "bathroom perv" Mace next!! 😂🤣

aug 8, 2025, 4:27 pm • 7 0 • view
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Homie @richbrad86.bsky.social

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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social

Hey Botox-Barbie, a cartoon showing you going after Dora the Explorer IS criticizing your job performance, dummy.

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rorowe-501.bsky.social @rorowe-501.bsky.social

Geez. No self awareness at all.

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Crazy Ol' Hippie 🇺🇲❤️🇺🇦 @hippiequaker.bsky.social

😆😆😆😆😆

aug 8, 2025, 5:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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tbeaumont.bsky.social @tbeaumont.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 8, 2025, 4:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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kberith @kberith.bsky.social

#86Noem

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Refugee from a red state. @oklahomacowboy.bsky.social

They absolutely nailed her, and she’s SO mad!

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Mikey @mikeyoftyrone.bsky.social

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A.I. Album Art @aialbumart.bsky.social

Indeed! Gotta hand it to #SouthPark they've been *NAILING IT* for 27 seasons. The FUNNEST thing has to be that the right-wingers like the show because they identify with Cartman and his anti-social views, who has always been portrayed as a COMPLETE IDIOT! Good Going #MAGATS! We're REALLY PROUD of U

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lostscrews.bsky.social @lostscrews.bsky.social

I laugh when I think that MAGA must get up and yell "Fuck!!!", every Wednesday.

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landyachty.bsky.social @landyachty.bsky.social

And she is big time butt-hurt about it, which absolutely fantastic. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving Trunt.

aug 8, 2025, 4:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Freya 💙 @freyalux.bsky.social

👏👏👏🤣🤣

aug 8, 2025, 5:04 pm • 1 0 • view