Shooting puppies is wrong mmmkay. youtu.be/kD4EE6qVIBI?...
Shooting puppies is wrong mmmkay. youtu.be/kD4EE6qVIBI?...
She shot Krypto!
She tried. Mwahaha.
It would have been wild if they let Krypto be her karma, like in the movie.
Yes !! I hope South Park sees your post 🤞
Perfect!
Oh wait! She shot another puppy because it looked at her weird when her skin fell off.
They need to have her eat from a bowl on the floor on her effing knees.
Indeed they do. I would pay to see it.
Like they are making the detainees in Miami
Melania:
Don't ya wonder if Melanoma was listed in the Trump/Epstein as a sex trafficker too? When they wrote Epsteins agreement to exonerate anyone else involved. Barr could have done that to include Melanoma? Maybe he's also hiding the First Lady. And, of course,Trumps sins.
Or..what if his daughter was involved. She seems to be ok with an inappropriate father.
Wow. Yup
I keep seeing references to the thing Kristi Noem found objectionable, let’s not forget 🐶 murder which she is obviously fine with.
The hair-flipping? So so good
Sorry, which one was the cartoon again?
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The fact she had so.much to say about it tells you everything. They got her in the eye.
🤣🤣🤣I’m dying!
They're going to have to catch that floppy face in an ICEE cup or some sh*t, come the next ep
Uncanny.
South Park could not have done a better job with NOEM !
I laughed so hard I spit. What a garish cartoon/ie person
She got what she deserved—a rare thing indeed.
Lennon said it best, "One thing you can't hide is when you're crippled inside."
Actually, I thought her shooting dogs was spot on….
I’m still dying laughing at her face falling off and scooting across the floor🤣🤣
I was waiting for someone to shoot it. 🤣🤣
The pit crew makeup team scenes were pretty spot on actually. Considering she travels with a primping team.
Noem is a product of that "heartland wisdom" so-called conservatives are always on about. It's the tail that wags the dog. South Dakota population: 925,000 No. of US Senators: 2 The US Senate doesn't represent people, it represents sparsely populated dirt.
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I love the new season of South Park. poking at Trump & Noem. youtu.be/2ebb3RTJrIQ?... Absolutely the best episode of them all. 🤣🤣🤣 New season great.. share.google/iWd89DQkMJ0o...
It’s the Mar-a-lago Stepford sex muppet face. I think the hired the guy that designed the Real Doll™️ as the plastic surgeon.
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I hope Paramount continues it's roast of tRump. 🤣🤣🤣
Many have
Conscious women terrify Trump, so his women doll up their bodies.
I hear she's not too flattered by the public mirror view 🤣😅😂 It is always a little surprising to see yourself through others' eyes
These fvcking people must never ever be forgotten for the cancer they have caused to this country. Like ever. If they live to be 100, the last words they hear should be, "Remember when you brought so much cruelty to this nation? We remember."
The resemblance is uncanny
Every time her face fell off it reminded me of The Tingler!
It was fantastic, Art. She hated it and would love to throw the creators in Alligator Alcatraz. If they had brown skin, she would do it. Her number one enemy.
That image is some Salvador Dali shit
This right here, made my night !!! 🤣🤣🤣. The scene of her face running away from her is brilliant !!!
You'd be hard pressed finding much in a 'spot the difference' challenge
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Nasty nazi cow
Anybody that can shoot a puppy in the face is ugly on the inside for sure.
Agreed and don’t forget about the poor goat too. 😳
And don’t forget the horses she killed.
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And the horses
And the three horses!
And don't forget she shot Kryptonite the Super Dog in South Park's Heaven! Damn, that was cold! "If it's Brown, you're going down!"
Where's her husband? She's banging Corey Lewandowski. Do we need to dig deeper?
Check out the gravel pit
That's what I said. Dig deeper. Kristi Noem went against South Park. NOW she's fighting with a fucking CARTOON! Where's her husband? She's FUCKING Corey Lewandowski... She's FUCKING him. 🤮SHE'S A FUCKIN BUDGET LEVEL WHORE. Can't call her a slut, because sluts DON'T CHARGE. WHORES do.
Evil! She's pure Evil!
And the ugly is oozing out onto her fake face.
Interesting that she has a lot to say about how they made her look yet she says nothing about her character killing every dog that crosses her path in the episode.
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“Psychopaths/Sociopaths only” must have been the prerequisite for Trump Oval Office appointments. “Let’s make pedophilia & slavery great again, it’s been too long since whites were able to own slaves”. Thank also Besos, Musk, Cook, Gates, Pichai & Zuckerberg. Their complicity and greed is evil.
When greed has no bounds. Power follows.
The only thing that doesn’t match with her is her hair is longer. Otherwise, perfect.
Oh, come on. You know that hair isn't real. Everything is 'off the shelf' Barbie!
'If you can't take the heat...' don't wear a face that can melt lol.
Double!
Who wore it better? You decide.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Perfect resemblance!!
Her puppy marksmanship instructor is pleased with her progress.
3k worth of makeup, yet still a pig
They got her essence.
South Park shot Christy Noam in the face. How's it feel Christy?
Okay, if you hate Kristi Noem, signal by tilting your head!
Damn South Park Noem even shot a husky… Here’s what Diego thinks of that.
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Damn, I miss my husky.
All the MAGA women spend $$$ on revamping their faces. I would never make fun of someone's natural looks.
If you carve your own face into a grotesque MAGA mask then you're choices are fair game for criticism.
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I don't know, why i remembered this scene. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfQW...
Devil inhuman face.
So life-like!
Is that why the call her Kristi Foam?
Awesome
And the inside is even uglier.
Those eyes are pulled so tight it changed them from round to skinny ovals.
They even got the olive drab eye shadow color correct.
The likeness is undeniable.
And it not defamation if it’s the truth!
Picasso is here
I'm sure every guy in DC has nailed Kristi Noem.
Omg big time. Brilliant move by this show to really show people what's going on that they might not know about. I love it. Bravo.. I'm absolutely 💯 killin it and speaking the truth. Showing what they're really doing out there. Great job, Southpark 👏 👍 👌
Same vibe
Which one is from south park? They're the same picture!
Hilarious that Kristi complains it’s only her looks being criticized. Don’t worry Kristi, we think your character sucks too, like how you think it’s cool to murder a puppy & your cosplay-press-ops obsession, and then there’s your complete lack of experience, skills, or intelligence.
& the fact you’re screwing well-known wife beater Lewendowski
Ditto! Bitch-killer Noem is a ruthless and disgusting inhuman, soulless POS excrement that belongs in hell. 🤬
She sure is having a meltdown.
So ugly inside
Except they forgot her hair extensions, and didn't include the plastic surgery alterations.
Like eggs on a nail.
Bwahahahaha
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Considering this is what she used to look like, complete with Karen hair, her face literally could melt.
What's even scarier is that she was only 47 on the picture.
Haggard old crone.
Homan and Noem have the faces they deserve.
Nailed everything, methinks.
Put that shit in the Louvre.
Jfc warn us first. Lol 😂
I’m blind now. Thanks for nothing.
Right? Jump scare!! 🤣
Bwahahahaha. Get in that cage!
Krusty NoBrain looks like an over-microwaved hotdog covered in globs of paint. She keeps her face still like a dead fish to avoid smiling, which reveals her face fillers wrinkling grotesquely. She thinks no one notices but we all see it.
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And they really pissed her off! Clearly, her filler face is more of a trigger than the fact that she's incompetent and corrupt.
HOLY SHIT it's a perfect replica!
When her face fell off and ran amok the overdone old women at maralago I was in hysterics.
No one else wants to...
This is my dream come true. Also, all her implants should implode at the same time.
Good point.
Indeed
I would not
Phenomenal likeness! Bravo! 🙌
Bless her Lord, she's been stretched and pulled one too many times...
Nice Brazil reference, which strangely enough is also relevant today.
I'm shocked that South Park didn't squeeze this one in.
No Kristi! Don't open the Ark!
Nothing hurts the ego of this woman than her appearance being mocked. Remember Republicans went apeshit when Spokeperson Sarah Huckabee was mocked for eyeshadow and Conservatives immediately accused Dems of making fun of her looks (even they know how ugly she is).
yep, but they didn't exaggerate a single thing
Which image is more lifelike? Just blame AI. I think it’s the one on the left, myself👍
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Notice it's not a red hat. She's trying to hide!
She's very proud of treating people inhumanely. She thinks they deserve it. Don't expect any better than that for a woman who would kill a puppy because she didn't know how to properly train it.
.... All of the Plastic Surgery , Makeup and Hair Extensions cannot hide the Ugliness and Hate where this Puppy Killers Heart should be ...
Omg… is that her? Before she became a verifiable demon from hell?
In the left pic she has “crazy eyes.” In the right pic, they’re no longer “crazy”, just dead inside. A hollow void where the soul should be.
They all look like that character in the film Brazil.
It’s a perfect picture of what her soul looks like!
Trump calling women “fat pig” “dog” is fine. A woman who is constantly melting down, depicted with a melting face is bad. Ok I’ve got it
No amount of plastic surgery and make up will cover up her rancid soul and that hunk of coal she calls a heart.
THASTS MY FORESKIN! Give it back you FIEND!!
How many puppies did she kill to get that hair just right?
That was her original form? ....Woah
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They also made Mar-a-Lago into an island. Interpret that how you wish
Not just any island - Fantasy Island!
And shady vance as a little person. 🤣🤣🤣
Not just any island - Fantasy Island. That why Vance is Tatoo.
Exactly. But at least with tattoo WE LIKED HIM. 🤣🤣
True
Fantasy island
They didn’t say the girls were underaged directly but their mannerisms and giggling deff suggested it .. that was expertly done
It was inspired!!
Well deserved
Damn I would hate to see that horrid fake face in the mornings.🤢🤮
So Kristi Noem cries about cartoons mocking her looks, while Gestapo snatches people based on culture & skin color? Spare us the fake victim act. Your party thrives on cruelty, racism...delusional as ever
She looks like a faded porn star.
The only thing better would have been to have Corey Lewandowski glues to her rear end by the lips.
I’d swear she was looking in a mirror!!
I just spit out my drink!
Which photo is South Park?
Yes!
FR!
😱 love South Park!
She's talking about making fun of her looks...I thought they REALLY made fun of her eagerness to shoot dogs. Shooting a dog is not cool, but I can't picture her again without a dog being shot in the scene.
Who wants to tell her that her boss calls women “dogs” on occasion?
Now I have to watch it.
can dish it but u can't take it huh, buck up sissy pants
OMG. That is hilarious!
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Thank you, Picasso :)
I wish someone would nail her to the ground 🤣 🤣 🤣
Still much too kind.
My question is: Will her nose fall off and she'll have to wear a mask? Bwahahahaha.
great episode
They got the puppy killer to a T
Fantastic THANK YOU SO MUCH True story…. this has been FACT CHECKED …. she is a big bag of old manure with Botox . REJOICE !!!!
Can't wait to take away the hair extensions and Botox.
Halloween mask ideas!
No other way to say this other than through song 🥹 @kristi noem youtu.be/25DC6v8oPxo?...
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They are hilarious. 27 years and still are relevant.
It’s the same picture.
Kristi is a disgusting rep christian conservative. Very disturbing ppl.
Spitting resemblance! Cosplay Kristi will soon be bloated botox beached whale MAGAt. Sick & Twisted puppy killer. #SouthPark #Trumpocalypse
I love the image. With an ankle bracelet that blows her leg off if she leaves the roo...
Hahaha! Kristi, it's the rest of your life.
More please!
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She's got a face like sandpaper!!
Indeed they did!
I love how she looks like Mother Brain from Captain N
She is a total embarrassment to America. Plus, anyone who actually shoots their dog is inhumane and sadistic.
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She's whining about it in front of the press right now.
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I know, I'll unpublicise myself using the press 😂
Here's another view of her. This one clearly shows her potato-like intellect, but she's got her makeup and her hat on.
A perfect likeness of her soul.
She looks worse on the inside.
Yup, that's her.
Noem is the Photo Op Secretary - POS for short.
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They are identical, almost can't tell them apart.
Too flattering 😏😆
Do Nancy "bathroom perv" Mace next!! 😂🤣
Hey Botox-Barbie, a cartoon showing you going after Dora the Explorer IS criticizing your job performance, dummy.
Geez. No self awareness at all.
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#86Noem
They absolutely nailed her, and she’s SO mad!
Indeed! Gotta hand it to #SouthPark they've been *NAILING IT* for 27 seasons. The FUNNEST thing has to be that the right-wingers like the show because they identify with Cartman and his anti-social views, who has always been portrayed as a COMPLETE IDIOT! Good Going #MAGATS! We're REALLY PROUD of U
I laugh when I think that MAGA must get up and yell "Fuck!!!", every Wednesday.
And she is big time butt-hurt about it, which absolutely fantastic. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving Trunt.
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