I don’t believe Rudy Giuliani was helping a “domestic violence victim” before his car crash. Not for one second.
I don’t believe Rudy Giuliani was helping a “domestic violence victim” before his car crash. Not for one second.
Release the damn Epstein files already!
Love this Community Note for Anna Paulina Luna. 🍿
I love George Conway. But I love him even more for live streaming in front of Joh Bolton’s house during the FBI raid. 🍿
This guy is delusional.
Donald Trump is wandering around The People’s House gift shop. Because checking on how well his Chinese hats are selling seems like a priority. 🙄
Bro looks like shit in his goofy hat.
MAGA is still big mad about Cracker Barrel? 🙄
Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell in Jackson Hole: “Risks to inflation are tilted to the upside and risks to employment are tilted to the downside. A challenging situation.” Donald Trump isn’t gonna like this. 🍿
Surely the people who screeched about the Biden DOJ are outraged about Donald Trump’s DOJ raiding the house of John Bolton. Right? Right? 🙄
Does Donald Trump want Ukraine to attack Russia now?
MAGA is big mad at Cracker Barrel? 🙄 Anything to distract the idiots from unemployment and inflation going up thanks to Donald Trump.
Does Kristi Noem even comprehend just how ridiculous she is? The cosplaying is outta control. 🙄
MAGA on gerrymandering in Texas: *Cheering* MAGA on gerrymandering in California if Republicans gerrymander in Texas: *Screeching their heads off* 🤦♀️
In 2025, we’re really at the point where we have to state the obvious that slavery was bad? Donald Trump’s America sucks.
Fox's streaming channel is now showing a live cam of Moscow. Because of course they are. 🙄
Donald Trump claims that he's ended 5 wars when discussing his upcoming meeting with Putin in Alaska: "I'll be very proud to end this war, along with the five other wars I ended." 25th this guy already.
Donald Trump goes from babbling about construction materials to insulting Fed Chair Jerome Powell in the same breath. He's not well.
Donald Trump is whining the 2020 election, calls rebar "rebound," and says that Biden's administration "stole the wall from us." Will this man ever stop yammering?
Donald Trump snubs a reporter at the Kennedy Center: "I didn't ask you." Bro is rude.
How much longer is Donald Trump going to ramble at the Kennedy Center? So cringe.
Senile old man Donald Trump is babbling about grass at the Kennedy Center: "I know a lot about grass." This guy is an embarrassment.
Narcissistic old man Donald Trump babbles about himself at the Kennedy Center. "I'll give myself an honor...Next year we'll honor Trump." Unhinged.
I love when Nancy Mace self-owns with her fake outrage. 🍿
Oh noes. Not wheelies. The horror! 🙄
JD Vance is pretending to work by addressing troops in England to justify yet another vacation. Worst VP in history.
Inflation and layoffs are both up. Bravo, Donald. 🙄
Not only does Donald Trump refuse to release the Epstein files, but Ghislaine Maxwell was moved to a minimum security prison just days after meeting with Donald's DOJ. Vile.
Does Leon ever stop lying?
Still waiting on MAGA to explain how Donald Trump could call in the National Guard for “crime” in Washington D.C. but not for J6ers storming the Capitol. 🦗
I thought Donald Trump said he couldn't deploy the National Guard on J6 but apparently now he can for his pointless "liberation" of Washington D.C. 🙄
Crime in D.C. is at a 30-year low but Donald is deploying the National Guard. That man is inept.
Donald Trump has now confused Alaska with Russia for the second time in this press conference. He is going to Alaska on Friday, not Russia. Alaska is a part of the United States. 25th this dude already.
Donald Trump to reporters: "I don't want people to be comfortable." Epic Freudian slip as his policies are making everyone less comfortable.
Imagine thinking posting this picture of Donald Trump coloring with children is a flex given his long friendship with Jeffrey Epstein.
Nailed it! 🔥
Donald Trump is spending a fortune remodeling The White House to look like one of his tacky golf clubs while cutting healthcare for the country's poorest people. Absolutely shameful.
JD Vance is on vacation again. Laziest VP in history.
I can't stop laughing about the owner of Trump Burger getting detained by ICE and facing deportation for apparently overstaying his visa. Oh well. 🤣
Republicans in Texas are so desperate to cheat at midterms that they want to lump in some residents of Austin in a district with people who live 300 miles away. Gerrymandering at its finest.
I thought Donald Trump was supposed to be putting sanctions on Russia and Putin today since there's no ceasefire and peace deal, not discussing which parts of Ukraine that can be carved off and handed to him? All of Donald's "deadlines" are a total farce.
Donald Trump turned the Rose Garden into the patio of a Fuddruckers. What an embarrassment.
Most likely.
The President of Belarus, Alexander Lukashenko, says he will not run for a new term. Good riddance!
Dean Cain signing up to be an ICE agent may be the funniest thing I've heard all week. This guy? 🤣
South Park nailed Kristi Noem. It's spot on.
One minute Kristi Noem says that "hundreds of thousands of people have left on their own." The next minute she claims that "over a million" illegal immigrants have self-deported. This woman can't even keep her lies straight. Also, GTFO of Chicago.
MAGA screeching about South Park is hilarious. 🤣
Old man Donald Trump is babbling about his tariffs as if they're not what's going to be what sends us into another Great Depression. This guy is inept and he's the disgrace.
If Donald Trump gets involved and endorses Andrew Cuomo for NYC mayor, then it would ensure Zohran Mamdani wins. Donald should totally do it. 🍿
Violent crime in Washington DC is at a 30 year low, but you’ve got Stephen Miller screeching that it’s like a war zone. Temu Goebbels is insufferable. 🙄
JB Pritzker telling Greg Abbott and his Texas Rangers to pound sand is fantastic. So proud of my governor!
Donald Trump is on the roof of the White House screeching at reporters. If any one of us stood on our roofs yelling at people and making weird gestures, we’d be sent to the funny farm. 25th this guy already.
Donald Trump and Sean Duffy, that guy from The Real World, want to put a nuclear reactor on the moon. What could go wrong? 🙄
Donald Trump is still whining about his poor jobs numbers that are tanking, calling it “rigged.” Anyone with half a brain knew that his tariffs would be a disaster for the job market.
The Trump administration reversed its policy to withhold aid to states and cities that boycott Israeli companies. Proof that pushing back on Donald Trump’s fascist ideas actually works. Keep it up, folks!
If Texas is such a stronghold for Republicans, then why do they wanna gerrymander it some more? 🙄
Governor Greg Abbott wants to arrest Democrats who don’t support gerrymandering in Texas? What a total twat.
Texas governor Greg Abbott orders the arrest of Democrats who left the state. This guy is a thug.
Mornin’, MAGA. 😁
Republican Senator Rick Scott’s company ripped off Medicaid. No wonder he’s against banning stock trading in Congress. Bro should be in prison.
Release the #EpsteinTrumpFiles, Don the Con!
I couldn’t care less about the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad. Who else agrees? 🙋♀️
Inflation is rising, more tariffs are looming, and what is Donald Trump doing? Creating a presidential sports council so he can hang out with professional athletes. What a joke.
Donald Trump promised inflation would go down. It’s going up. Anyone with half a brain knew he was full of it and his tariffs would cause inflation. Bravo, MAGA. 🙄
I’m crossing my fingers that there isn’t a tsunami in Hawaii and on the West Coast, especially because we know how badly Donald Trump would bungle the response. Stay safe everyone.
Republican House Rep. Randy Fine is an asshole. Plus, he's an idiot.
Donald Trump's approval rating keeps tanking. Love this for him. 🍿
Who else is tired of taxpayer funds going into Donald Trump’s pockets so he can golf? 🙋♀️
Scotland doesn’t want Donald Trump to visit despite him always claiming he’s making us respected on the world stage. 10/10 headline, no notes. 🤣
If the whole Epstein thing is a “hoax” according to Donald Trump, then why does he have “a list” of people who should be investigated? Riddle me that, MAGA.
Donald Trump and Netanyahu should both be in The Hague for what’s happening in Gaza.
Ghislaine Maxwell was carrying a box after returning to prison after meeting with her friend Donald Trump’s DOJ yesterday. Did Donald give her stuff to buy her silence about him? 🧐
#PedoPresident has now been trending on Twitter for over 24 hours. 🍿
Donald Trump gave Chevron permission to drill for oil in Venezuela? So much for "America First." Also, I thought he said that Venezuelans are criminals. 🙄
Donald Trump doesn't rule out pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell: "I'm allowed to do it." What a total f'n creep.
Speaker Emeritus Nancy Pelosi will always be the queen of throwing shade at Donald Trump: "Trump's numbers are terrible now, but they're only the second-worst of a modern president. The worst of a modern president was Donald Trump in his first term." 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ron DeSantis while talking about Alligator Alcatraz: "We led the effort against woke mind virus...we were the first state to eliminate DENI." What's DENI? MAGAese for DEI? 🙄
The MAGA folks screeching to “end the Fed” have no idea what that means. Or how horrible it would be for this country. And it shows. Your boy nominated Jerome Powell in the first place. Cope.
It’s still going. 🤣 #PedoPresident
You know Democratic House Rep. Eric Swalwell has made MAGA big mad when “Fang Fang” trends on Twitter. Man, they’re so desperate. 🤣
Did Ghislaine Maxwell make it out of the meeting with her friend Donald Trump’s DOJ?
Nailed it!
The fact that #PedoPresident is trending on Twitter made my day. Love this for Donald. 🍿
Tesla stock is taking a nosedive again today. Love this for Leon. 🍿
Are MAGA folks asking if Hulk Hogan was vaxxed or nah?
Russia dropped two glide bombs in a residential area in downtown Kharkiv. But tell me again how Putin wants peace, Donald. 🙄
The DOJ told Donald Trump his name is in the Epstein files. Duh.
Bryan Kohberger was just sentenced to 4 consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole for the murder of four college students in Moscow, Idaho. Throw away the key.
Shocker... A federal judge in Florida has blocked the DOJ's bid to unseal the grand jury transcripts in the Jeffrey Epstein case. The #TrumpEpsteinCoverup continues.
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt getting schooled by a reporter in her bogus press conference with Tulsi Gabbard about their fake "scandal" about Obama (who has presidential immunity) is glorious. 🍿
The French president, Emmanuel Macron, is suing Candace Owens in a 22-count defamation lawsuit over her claims that his wife Brigitte is a man. Good for him! 🍿
DNI Tulsi Gabbard giving a press conference whining about Obama is absolutely absurd. What a total farce.
House Republicans want to go on yet another long vacation instead of releasing the Epstein files or actually working for the American people. Mike Johnson is a disgrace.
So... None of them were besties with Jeffrey Epstein like Donald Trump. Republicans seem to prefer pedos. Wonder why?
I love watching Mike Johnson squirm when repeatedly asked about Jeffrey Epstein during press conferences lately. 🍿
Tulsi Gabbard is unfit as DNI. Period.
On a scale of 1-10, how bad will Donald Trump look when all of the Epstein files are released?
Donald Trump whining about Hillary Clinton and Obama is hilarious to me. Bro is beyond desperate to shift the narrative away from him and his bestie Jeffrey Epstein. 🤣
The look on Donald Trump's face when he's told by a reporter that the Justice Department is seeking to interview Ghislaine Maxwell says it all. 🍿
