Dean Cain is going to get the shit beaten out of him the moment he steps into the streets.

But he won’t have a script! Can he play the part of the masked devil?

Dunno, he kinda looks like most of the ICE Gestapo we see these days. A little body armor, mask him up and he should be able to waddle along with the best of them.

The upside is he won't have to mask up because no one will recognize him anyway 🐯

Im surprised this fat fuck isnt wearing his cape! But I imagine DC Comics would sue him into oblivion for destroying the trademark if he tried it. I hope Scott Baio and Sorbo join too, just so I can make memes of the Expendables movie posters.

Everyone here needs to read this for a good laugh at Dean Cain's expense. bsky.app/profile/marm...

We can still see his face so apparently he's not been hired yet.

He's reacting to his low self esteem.

Fat fuk - he better pass Trumps new fitness test!!

Even Trump couldn’t pass his new/old fitness test. Could Trump play a round of golf without a buggy?

Nope

Those gloves are pretty badass though.

If he were self aware it would be less funny.

Fat Japanese brown immigrant fighter to the rescue😂

He needs a job, so…

They all want to play cops and immigrants without going thru training. Get you a mask and you are in👍

👀 M'Kay...

I've been seeing this pic for days but had no idea what it meant. Now I get it. Thanks for the clarity!

What a pathetic loser!

Well he DID pass the physical: "Fat? White? You're in!"

Precisely this guy.

Not so super anymore.

It's a problem though. He's on the Board of Directors for the NRA.

Of course he is!

He actually used to be in shape in the 90s. I guess hate slows the metabolism

He needs the money

No better villain arc in Hollywood than Dean Cain.

nah, this totally makes sense for a guy like that lmao

He must be a broke ass Coke head. Hanging with trump Jr.

Dean Cain is a mother fucking bigot POS.

It's the best they could do in the face of "woke" superman. Get sad, washed up, staring down the barrel of irrelevance man.

Won't be hard to outrun this Supercreep.

needs $$ for ozempic

He's an old fat Kyle Rittenhouse

I did not have "Superman becomes a Nazi" on my 2025 bingo card

Supperman?

Dean Gain

Thanks for the chuckle!

Fucker has a drug and food problem, obviously needs the cash to pay his dealers.

😂😂😂 he look like he has been eating to much mashed potatoes and gravy, making him part of the Gravt Seals😂😂😂😂

Ideal ICE material 🤮

He is a Gravy Seal!! Lolol

🤣🤣🤣

Where else would a washed-up cash-strapped actor like himself get a job otherwise? I bet Kevin Sorbo is thinking about doing the same thing.

As fucked up as it is, the incentive they are providing (courtesy of tariffs and DOGE) could pay off a lot of debt and bills. Basically now we have mercenary justice installed.

Will he wear his Superman outfit while chasing down immigrants

What a fucking tool

He won't wear a mask...he NEEDS to be recognized!!

He’s not covering his face because he prays someone recognizes him #ThirstyHasbeen

If you need a job it’s a job — to have 🤣🤣

You mean Paul Blart? Oops, didn't mean to insult Mall Cop.

Looking more and more like Russia every day. Remembering the start of the Ukraine war with overweight fifty-something men trying to get over obstacles wearing outdated equipment. MAGA will make this nation just as weak with their corruption.

TBH, he looks about as fit as most of the losers in ICE.

Exactly.

Reminds me of an old SNL skit with Bill Murray playing an old and way out of shape Herculese

Holy shit I’m in better shape than Superman! That ain’t right!

Gravy seals

🤦 He'll fit right in with the rest of Meal Team Six and the Gravy Seals.

He's an "honorary" agent. He can only arrest honorary illegals. 😀

Fits right in with the rest of the fucktards

AKA “Kyle Rittenhouse Senior.”

Being a ICE agent has a body requirement, who knew?

Has Kyle Rittenhouser announced yet that he's joining ICE, too?

He is exactly the kind of asshat they are looking for.

It's a lot less funny when you know that Dean Cain is on the Board of Directors for the NRA.

Looks like they ended physical requirements too. At least I can outrun the agents now

Reminds me of a geriatric Kyle Rittenhouse.

I had the same thought!

Ewwwwwwww

Why is New Balance the preferred footwear for MAGA?

someone's gonna rip off his mask and school fat boy.

Awww I guess his acting career hadn’t turned out like he thought

Now has bigger boobs than Lois Lane.

Of all the things I wish upon new ICE recruits, one of them is to have to run through their training with a guy who won't shut up about his glory days on the set of Lois and Clark and whatever movies Hallmark put him in before he went on an all-gravy diet.

Who’s your… Mystery date?! 🚪

How is he not embarrassed!?!

He couldn't til a day or two ago til Ice Barbie waived the age cap. They must be having trouble hiring.

Uneffingbelievable. nwasianweekly.com/2025/08/japa...

Well, he fits the profile of most of the ICE agents I’ve seen in photos and videos.

OINK🐷

he fits the physical profile to become a top notch human hunter

Looks about right.

Cosplay Clark Kent

Once a fat guy lands on you and knocks the wind outta ya. It is hard to muster a defense. We need more hit and run tactics on ice vehicles, and we need to arm ourselves with the exact same tools they are using. Cuff an agent to a pole or another agent kinda stuff. The next step is live ammunition

ICE CREAM agent.

😡😡😵‍💫😵‍💫

Just wait til the orange dye kicks in. The transformation will be complete 🇨🇦

He looks like all the others!

Can't wait til that fartknocker gets his dick knocked in the dirt and he's on gofundme begging for new teeth.

In fairness, he doesn't look any flabbier than the other ICE thugs I've seen.