this really does bring tears to my eyes. the absolute horror.

With Trump in the White House, it now looks like the inside of a whore house that caters to rich clientele. When is he having the gold throne installed in the Oval Office?

I can't be bothered, but someone needs to photoshop a Hooters waitress into this.

Fudgepackers?

Trump will be sending the mentally ill and homeless in to "longterm institutional mental health facilities," bringing back the practice of stuffing "undesirables" in to oubliettes for not dressing, thinking, for not acting the way men with money want them to But yeah he killed some rosebushes, too

He's still sticking with his gold color fetish.

everything he touches turns to shit. he took a garden full if beauty and history and killed it. he has no class and no taste

They’ll be taking refreshments orders next.

He used the same furniture and umbrellas he has on the patio of Mar A Lago. I didn't know the MAL patio was modeled after a Fuddruckers? WOW, learn something new every day.....

the cheap ass probably bought it from marlago with our tax dollars and replaced marlago with the good stuff

He turned it into a penis patio.

To be fair, he already turned the American Flag into a phallic symbol. It's only natural that he'd scatter weird looking penises on Jackie O's once perfect garden. The only thing needed are some mushroom stools (see Stormy Daniels).

A new scam. Lunch with trump on the garden veranda, let the bidding begin.

Donald J Trump did this. He knows all the best tacky and gaudy looks.

Funny not funny.

Let’s show him #VA66 secure.actblue.com/donate/nicol...

No class, no taste.

looks like a bunch of dildoes in concrete

Perfect for eating a Big Mac Though wouldn't want to watch Trump fit in any of those chairs

Now that Trump is working on it, I have a request ! How about a HUGE teapot and a comfy chair !

Maybe it's too difficult to walk on grass when wearing elevator shoes and struggling with

Nice, you can see the iron Asherah Pole from the sacrificial courtyard.

I thought those were dildos at first

Yup. I had a similar thought. A utilitarian cafe patio but it's always good to shout Fuddruckers out loud!

You’re funny 😆 this garden isn’t funny but you are

I'm quite sure he's planning on renting out the new facilities for parties and gatherings.

He is already treating the White House like a private club! Bribe the President and you get in!

and think of the price tag for something Hank Hill and the boys could have done over a weekend for pennies

I bet some desperate suckups will be receiving an invitation to a luncheon at this patio in November. ‘Cause DJT will forget he’s not at Mar-a-lago.

Yellow phallic symbols. That's about right

Here's how it's going to go, when he's fucking gone we're going to rip out all the gold low rent bullshit he put in, including that fucking Ballroom and send him the bill...

Didn’t know The Cheesecake Factory was opening a new restaurant in D.C. at the White House. #EpsteinFiles

his next project:

😂💀

You realise he's not leaving, right?

It’s both hideous and ugly at the same time.

Betting he has one of those pay for dinner with Trump shit happening there.

Fucking horrifying. Why won’t anyone tell him to FUCK OFF??! #TrumpSucks

I find it strange that the Rose Garden was created in the 60s and ladies did not have trouble walking there in heals. Now all of a sudden, they can't walk on the grass in heals. Either learn how to walk in heals or wear flat shoes. I think it was just a lie told by Trump.

I already can't wait for that ugly patio to get torn out.

Pretty sure any of us could get elected on a platform of straight up “rewind all White House changes back to January 19th, 2017" MTWHGA! TYFYATTM!!

Trump had to find some place to bury the Epstein files

Looks like the smoking section of my Dad's retirement home.

This looks like sub par outdoor dining at a 3rd rate nursing home.

Maybe if happy hour is a hit we can pay down the debt.

That’s f*****g Ugly

Don’t be so harsh, you need to imagine 13-15 year old scantily clad girls delivering refreshing cold drinks to see the whole vision.

Tacky at best