Do they think people won't wear long sleeves and thicker clothes to counteract this? This is what a child would think would work 😆

All PR to promote their upcoming happy shiny autocracy. All she needs is a swastika arm band.

Eichmann Barbie has more outfits than the real Barbie.

Ummmm.....not to mention that bare metal is hotter than painted metal. Duh.

She looks like a UPS driver

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮traitors and morons and evil wannabe dictators, oh my. 🤮

So, she's painting the north (U.S.) side of the wall? Because?

To keep us in.

Once we can accept that they are beyond shame or ridicule, we can get down to the business of fighting on their level, which IMHO has to be done. Not loving everything about Gavin Newsom, but he's meeting the moment.

No, no she doesn’t!

Still wearing her Rolex!!!

She should just wear a bikini and get it over with😄

She's interviewing for UPS with that look

The entire administration is cosplaying. Starting with the senile pedo rapist felon insurrectionist draft dodging game show host pretending to be a strong intelligent president all the way down to his Faux News cabinet.

She has no idea. Just look at her plastic surgery. It’s embarrassing.

Nope

Idiot is painting the wrong side!

when is anyone going to tell her and Barbie Pammy their acting careers are over?

Oh, did Mexico pay for the paint?

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Wait. They're painting the American side. Are people trying to sneak out of the country?

The Nazi Puppykiller must literally live on that government plane we’ve given her! She’s NEVER photographed at home or in her office (which we also pay for)!

Cosplay for their idiot base. Highly doubt people are trying to climb the wall in full view during the day. Black paint won't make any difference at night.

Painting the border wall black is so woke and DEI

Cosplaying sack of silicon.

Mexico didn't pay to paint it either

Cosplay Barbie (refurbished version) likes to play dress up.

The additional cost to paint the border wall black, as proposed by the Trump administration, was estimated to be at least $500 million, according to The Texas Tribune. #KowgirlKristi

I worked a lot of black aircraft that sat in the sun. We wore aviator gloves, problem solved.

How do I report her workplace safety violation? She’s not wearing a hard hat.

Just like everything else in trumps world, the color matters

I seriously want to see how much the taxpayers have paid for her to flit from one photo op to the next. This is embarrassing.

In the swanky new USCoast Guard jet

Are they even using the right type of paint?

But I thought there were zero illegal crossings since Donald Trump put the hammer down. Why do we need to waste taxpayer dollars on black paint if there are zero illegal crossings??

If they are painting that "wall" with rollers they are all bigger morons than border barbie!

Because migrants have never heard of gloves. Moronic barbie.

Why is she dressed up as a UPS driver at the border? 😀

This is so embarrassing.

"Hi. I'm Kristi Noem and I'm painting the US side of the wall." Could've had Wile E. Coyote, but he paints tunnels. Next thing you know, Roadrunner buzzes through, Wile E. chases and goes SPLAT, then Noem chases Wile E. and also goes SPLAT!

They're literally giving her a coloring book and paint set to keep her busy.

I ordered a tool from Amazon the other day (Yes, I know). They included a free pair of gloves. Perhaps I should mail them to Mexico, because no one would put on such a stupid stunt if it could be defeated by something that is cheap and readily available, would they?

Cos play kristi. Plastic demon !

Just keep painting over that rust. That's a good idea.

There is a saying in Germany: operational hecticness replaces mental calm.

She probably gets to keep the money allocated for "painting"

Tom Sawyer got her to do it

Is this real?

The fact that she can tilt her head like that after all the surgery is unexpected.

Looking forward to her new Bravo series, Fascist Housewives of ICE.

What am I missing here? Why will black paint make the wall harder to climb? Will people not be able to see it or something? I'm so confused.

The irony is that painting iron in black will reduce its service life. They will need a new wall soon.

Did Mexico pay for the paint?

😂😁

Is she painting over rust? 🤔

Yep no primer at all. 😂

Brunette Barbie is a total fool

Looks like Noem forgot to put on her painter’s suit in the latest episode of “Paint the wall black”.

We finally have a job ICE Barbie is qualified to do.

Gag

She cosplays everything she visits... except when she went to the prison. She did not dress as a prisoner. We will fix that soon enough.

Doesn't everyone paint in a Rolex?

Heat resistant to 540f

I love the fact they won't tell you how much this is costing the American people..reporters keep asking and she keeps changing the subject

Where is DOGE? We found some waste, fraud and abuse

Border Barbie has a wide variety of outfits.

OMG! Are they seriously using tiny rollers for that massive job? Shouldn’t they be spraying that paint on using a cherry picker. Surprised Homeland Security is involved in a job that could be better handled by Army corps of engineers or department of transportation.

This is just for Kristi norms photo opp. I hear she is making a coffee table book to give her maga base of all her cosplay shoots she goes on!

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Partly, I want to understand how it is not fraud waste & abuse to spend my fuckin' tax dollars sending her ass down there and paying her salary to operate a paint roller. Partly, I want Border Patrol to be equitable and arrest her, because she's doing manual labor and therefore must be illegal.

But hey, she's becoming more honest. Finally put on a brown shirt.

Um…that’s a no. 🙄

🤣🤣🤣 I hear that heat is hell on face fillers.

It'd be a damn shame if that Rolex fell in a 5-gallon bucket of paint. Hilarious, too.

Nothing but photo ops. Does she even do anything else?

This was in New Mexico, a predominantly Democratic state. 🖕🖕🖕🖕 this botox cosplayer and her hateful ICE.

The last time they painted the wall black, the paint overheated and peeled off in a year.

🤣

So, how does that work at night?

Just paint right over the rust - that will last. But of course, it’s just a pathetic stunt to distract from Epstein. Not enough black paint in the world to cover that one up.

She is made of plastic.

Narrator: that’s a hard no. ⛔️

They are using house paint, not metal paint...duh...

They did this before. It cost a fortune to paint, had to be repainted frequently. And wearing heavy work gloves lets people climb ot without burning their hands. The paint runoff/ chips may also not be emvironment friendly.

They'd be better off greasing it up like philly does to street light poles before parades.

Shhhh…don’t give her any ideas. 😉

Not only is that a bad paint job, but they're not even using something proper like Rustoleum on that rusty old fence. But then again, Miss Cosplay works for President Cheapo Default, so maybe I shouldn't be surprised.

So now they will bring gloves.

sawzalls cut through paint

She'll get plenty of painting photo ops. That black paint's going to peel off in just days in that sun.

It’s a metal fucking fence in Arizona. It’s gonna be hot nine months out of the year without having to paint it black such ridiculousness.

They are just trying to add 1 more layer of pain!

Except at night. These people are so bright.

Just pray she never goes to a "woke" strip club

What a vain and shallow bitch.

🎼🎶 "I look inside myself And see my heart is black I see my red door I must have it painted black" 🎵 The Rolling Stones

Great song 🎵

So let me get this straight. There painting rust metal without priming it first. 🤔😂

And, I imagine, they're painting the northern side of the wall. When, in the Northern hemisphere, the sun would be coming from (checks notes) the south 🤔

How long did she paint?

2 minutes is my bet.

I hope she didn’t get any paint on her

do any of them Not till then end when they'll mouth: "we were only following orders"

How much are we paying her to play dress up?

Absolutely no self awareness

Actually, she is imitating Zelenskiy wearing military garb in her official capacity because they consider themselves at war against you and me

Don’t think any MAGAs have any self awareness at all.

Now she’s a painter

She is just prepping for the big announcement of her “No One Wants to Be a Fan” debut… That way she can post her BTS content on how to look even more absurd than the biggest clown show (no disrespect to true clowns)

If you can't do anything, fake doing everything . . . . . just like that Dotard, #PedophilePOTUS

If she didn't have this gig, she'd be posing for men's garage calendars.

Puppy killer! 72 hour delayed rapid River response so little girl killer! ICE Custody deaths… Immigrant killer!

C'mon, this'll work great at night, in Fall, in Winter, in Spring, etc.

The homeland must be pretty damn secure if she's got time for that bullshit.