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Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson.bsky.social

Idea to rebuild the Democratic Party in rural America: a program of free fake internet girlfriends that hires therapists catfish losers and help them get their shit together. -OS

jul 31, 2025, 10:48 pm • 49 6

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Pennamite Patriot @pennamitepatriot.bsky.social

I know you're playing it off as a joke, but honestly the impression that I get from a lot of MAGA people is that they could genuinely benefit from getting help. I mean, no shit right. These people take pleasure in cruelty and dig themselves deeper into holes of cringe. Help would be good for them.

aug 1, 2025, 1:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social

Democrats 2026: A Girlfriend in Every Pot

jul 31, 2025, 10:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nathan from Michigan @nathanfrommi.bsky.social

So...Failure to Launch at scale?...what? I can't be the only person to remember that movie?

aug 1, 2025, 5:09 am • 2 0 • view
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Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson.bsky.social

"Yeah, baby, I'll send you nudes. But only once you've read three peer reviewed articles on the structural racial bias of American policing..." -OS

jul 31, 2025, 10:51 pm • 23 1 • view
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Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson.bsky.social

"You wanna sex chat baby? First delete the Joe Rogan podcast from your Spotify." -OS

jul 31, 2025, 10:54 pm • 19 1 • view
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RoninMacbeth ☠️🎢 @roninmacbeth.bsky.social

I have wondered for a long time, since Trump I at least, if we would have to trick voters into supporting efforts to improve their lives. Perhaps this time we give it a try.

aug 1, 2025, 4:38 am • 2 0 • view
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factotom 😎 @capeland.net

what if i am into foreign and exotic woman that i befriended during the maga trade wars...i want a 'real' Canadian girlfriend!?!

aug 1, 2025, 6:05 pm • 1 0 • view