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Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson.bsky.social

Yes, Texas is playing the Buckeyes week 1, and that's tasty as hell, but honestly the best overall Texas CFB schedule is UH's. Making Ralphie die of heat stroke when its still 4000° at 7pm in September? Love it. Closing out against TCU and Baylor? *Chef's kiss.* -OS

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aug 27, 2025, 5:02 am • 10 0

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Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson.bsky.social

Oregon State on the schedule? That's how you cater to the college football perverts, people. The only way it could've been kinkier is if it was Wazoo. -OS

aug 27, 2025, 5:03 am • 5 0 • view
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Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson.bsky.social

And even your turd games are in places like Orlando, where you might literally see someone get eaten by a gator. -OS

aug 27, 2025, 5:18 am • 7 0 • view
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Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson.bsky.social

The Texas schedule is a'ihgt. The in state patty cake games with Sam and UTEP are a nice touch, but that's a Heartbreak Hill of "who cares?" in October and November between OU and Arkansas. Georgia only a good game if they're good. If not? Who cares? -OS

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aug 27, 2025, 5:31 am • 6 1 • view
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MGB @mgbustillo.bsky.social

Hey sir looking forward to Horns and Aggies for Thanksgiving?

aug 27, 2025, 5:53 am • 0 0 • view
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MGB @mgbustillo.bsky.social

Did ya catch the travesty of Whataburger selling out to Carolina Panthers? Let’s hope Luby’s stays loyal however long they last. 🧐

aug 27, 2025, 5:56 am • 0 0 • view