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Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson.bsky.social

I don't know how Dallas has so many churches, because I don't know how you could pull for the Cowboys and believe there is a God.

aug 29, 2025, 5:09 am • 33 2

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Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson.bsky.social

Being a Mets fan and Jewish makes perfect sense. G-d is against you and doesn't want you to be happy. But how could you believe any of the shit that's said from pulpit of a Dallas superchurch and watch 17 Sundays of Cowboys football? -OS

aug 29, 2025, 5:25 am • 19 1 • view
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Dave Fortin @davidwfortin.bsky.social

For those of who still remember the two division NL when the Cards and Mets had a crazy rivalry, the Mets are pond scum.

aug 30, 2025, 1:06 am • 2 0 • view
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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social

oh, i dunno..."God has already chosen you, so you can be as mediocre and directionless as you want with no repercussions" seems pretty on-point for the Dallas Cowboys

aug 29, 2025, 5:41 am • 0 0 • view
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timoconnorbl.bsky.social @timoconnorbl.bsky.social

Laying off the bet? Or, given some of those heresy-bowl “churches” - going all-in on picking a side?

aug 29, 2025, 5:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Rd bacon @doublechinner.bsky.social

The god worshipped by white Dallasites, at least, has always been mammon.

aug 29, 2025, 5:18 am • 2 0 • view
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csmac25.bsky.social @csmac25.bsky.social

Two things that should not be believed in….God and the Dallas Cowboys

aug 29, 2025, 5:44 am • 0 0 • view