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Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson.bsky.social

The Dream Team conquered Europe in a single summer. Eat your heart out, Hitler. -OS

sep 1, 2025, 6:35 am • 19 3

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Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson.bsky.social

Hitler never got to North America's shores, but we invaded Germany with Pam Anderson's rack squeezed into a red one-piece and David Hasselhof jaws-of-lifed into a banana hammock. -OS

sep 1, 2025, 6:37 am • 20 0 • view
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timoconnorbl.bsky.social @timoconnorbl.bsky.social

[Three. Sicily and Italy started in 1943.]

sep 1, 2025, 7:00 am • 0 0 • view
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timoconnorbl.bsky.social @timoconnorbl.bsky.social

[You lot aren’t pretending away that idiot Mark Clark that easily.]

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