A mustard splash could have caused the officer to cry-baby! Geez, how obvious that the death penalty should apply! Trump better damn well Executive Order recidivist indictments for 'assault by deadly condiment'.
A mustard splash could have caused the officer to cry-baby! Geez, how obvious that the death penalty should apply! Trump better damn well Executive Order recidivist indictments for 'assault by deadly condiment'.
Sounds like a spicy take—hope it doesn't lead to condiment chaos!