Heroin and colloidal silver!

Hmmm, I've had fentanyl precisely once in my life, and yeah it definitely felt like the cure to everything.

I'm jealous. I had it for an endoscopy procedure on my stomach and it was like I was immune to any positive effects. They couldn't give me enough to dull the pain for the procedure without risking overdose, I just kept choking on the endoscope so they decided to cancel the procedure.

I know someone who found out that it didn't work well for him when he woke up to some nurses trying to make him breathe again.

Morphine, same.

Oh, I'm sure. Like floating away from all your problems on little golden wings.

You can definitely take enough fentanyl to ensure you will no longer be bothered by infectious disease

Oh, there's no way a Dutch colonoscopy nurse would make a mistake like that. They're very big on keeping you alive. It's a whole thing.

So Holland is definitely the place to do your colonoscopy I guess.

And all the rest of the healtbcare you need

Although usually not with fentanyl. They're generally pretty conservative with heavy pain medicine because there was a big heroin epidemic in the 80s and a lot of people died.

Sounds wise. There’s probably even a way to do this that doesn’t hang everyone out to dry and become very weird but you’d need a system that is concerned to protect everyone that respects patients and doctors and we don’t do that here.

Well, you need to not have any fucking Sacklers, that's for sure.

Yeah, that whole thing is our Achilles’ heel—socially and in terms of our healthcare system.

Netherlands/Nether regions

I'm so glad I didn't think of that when the fentanyl kicked in. Might have laughed too hard to breathe.

Is it a problem thay dutch nurses in other fields arent lol

Apparently after I came out of my knee surgery they had given me some when it got bad and my response was "oh now I see why people like this" 😸 it absolutely is a godsend in some situations

Heroin and roadkill puree

At this point I'll take anything that numbs out reality even if it kills me