it's what it's aw aboot

Irn Bru is peak. I think I had a transcendental experience after a long day mountainbiking in Scotland, going to the fish and chip shop walking out with a large dinner and a 1.5l Irn Bro glass bottle. Food wankers talk about pairings? That's a pairing.

Chips, crispy batter on your fish, salt and vinegar. Then feeling the cold glass against your lips before the crisp tang of ginger. It's an experience that can't be beaten.

The fact I'd been roasted all day long in the sun just drinking water and the odd isotonic drink, starving and in need of sustenance just added to the experience tbh.