Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social)
The combination of overweight and unfit is really hitting hard on my first visit to the bouldering centre in weeks.
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The combination of overweight and unfit is really hitting hard on my first visit to the bouldering centre in weeks.
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It's the manner as much as the players themselves for me. Obviously if this lot were gathered early there'd be a definite sense of underwhelment, but I'm not sure there would be the anger we're now seeing. It feels like this won't be forgotten regardless of future results.
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The first way potentially avoids bruising the fruit. I wouldn't bother personally.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
It was believable enough for you not to check, and that's damning all by itself.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the best gigs I've been to and one of the few that I can still picture in my mind.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Brendan and CalMac live just up the road. I might nip round with some tinnies and help them drown their sorrows.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, so incitement to attack minorities isn't serious enough. Mind you it fits with appeasing the flag shaggers.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
"Since you're here anyway, why not move these boxes. It'll stop you getting bored." "Will you be paid? I'm afraid not, asylum seekers aren't allowed to work."
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
I hadn't listened to that Tom Brosseau for ages. Just did, it's a lovely slice of Americana. He came to my attention supporting Cat Power, any time I check he's neither been back recently nor coming in the near future, so he drops off my radar again.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been moaning about the risk averse strategy since CQN first started, although I'm not on there now. I think the real concern now is that anything bar CL is loss making, and I don't think they ever trust a manager to get us there, even with signings, so they don't risk it. Utter shambles.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Everybody's baffled by the cash horde. We all know the board move based on TRFC. Are they just waiting on them getting they're act together. Then they eg expand the stadium to keep ahead? It's odd. It's not fattening for sale, cash in the bank isn't really that useful for that tbh.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently he's now a free agent. This looks like it's happening.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Can I just imagine it and him having to endure it in silence. That's more enjoyable.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd rather go with what we have and give youth a chance if necessary.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social)
Confession: I'm not that bothered by what #Celtic do or don't do in transfer windows. As long as there's a team to watch, and they try their best.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
I will now try to polish a turd. If at the end of last season they'd said Maeda up top with new cover, plus two new wingers and a left back. People probably wouldn't be in a rage.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
404 for me.
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A curious mix of BritNats and blood and soil ScotNats. All Under One Banner.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
dey
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
It's poor isn't it. I can get my head round the idea that Dolberg was an unexpected option - we would have assumed Anderlecht into Europe - but that's all the more reason to make a big offer and get him 1st time. Fannying about just opens these doors to others.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Those didn't require instant response type infrastructure etc. A lot cheaper to run.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
We should hijack the French Eddie move to Lens. He's only 3.5M.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
To expand this further, I've just read that Chasni was also invented in Glasgow by Balbir Singh, who was a family friend.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
It is, and it was definitely invented in the Shish Mahal in Glasgow 🤣
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
So proud of who they are they have to mask up.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you talk about how increasingly ineffectual CalMac is?
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
And KT is raising serious questions too.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Engels is my other bugbear. For every incisive pass he makes there's a really sloppy, lazy one. I'd happily give Nygren, McCowan and Bernardo a run.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
It's definitely the only way you're going to get a warm, fuzzy feeling out of this derby day.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social)
@raymondmc.bsky.social prime example of what I was talking about re CslMac just there.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
TBF neither team is playing defensively. It's just that both of them are shite.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social)
Clearly offside.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
A quick scan of their social media would suggest their fans are a bit nonplussed about it too.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
I think only half of the listed B squad are still there. It must be mostly youths.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that some kind of joke.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
This week I have mostly been eating bar nuts.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Donald Glover definitely the latter.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
So we're agreed the right wing press will jump on the tiniest thing to stir the pot? Once again I'm suggesting the optics aren't ideal and in general political figures need to work harder to avoid these situations. We've seen it all before.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
5yrs after the event, and just before the Hove purchase. That's what creates the story. Is it also normal in such cases that you still spend a lot of time in the house you lost as part of the divorce?
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
You'll recall the part where I said that the optics weren't great regardless of the rights and wrongs. Most people aren't in a position to juggle settings on two homes.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
In a sense it won't matter. He's opened the door to what can be done without any real push back. Should the Dems ever get back in power will they take steps to ensure those doors are firmly closed? I have my doubts.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
So she pays nothing to live somewhere frequently enough that it can be stated as her main residence? That's convenient. Tbh I don't really care, I'm just being an arse while I decide what to do today. We can stop now.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
When mine stopped working, I was bereft.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok. Presumably she rents her constituency residence? She only owns the Hove one, right?
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Well it was more a general comment but actually legal or not, I'm not sure the optics of prominent left figures exploiting tax loopholes (if that's what she did) are that great.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
I never understand why political figures think they'll get away with stuff like this. Surely they know there's always somebody raking up muck.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
If you don't your brain will just nag, nag, nag at you until do.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
www.instagram.com/coldowoldo/ is Colin Walker's insta
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Except it appears Anderlecht were reluctant to sell until they went out of Europe.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Lovely isn't it?
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
For pity's sake, who's the Muppet fannying about with the balls?
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social)
Just draw the teams! Enough of the broo ha haa. #celtic
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Upshot - he actually thought it was about speed climbing in the Alps.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Not much to disagree with there. I think our risk averse strategy has always been based around 'cover 2 seasons out the CL', and it used to broadly be CL = profit, EL = break even. I think EL is now loss territory, and that's a bit worrying going forward.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Terrible self promotion there. We need a link.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a good listen. I'd quite like a deeper dive into effective transfer spend - there's £26m on 3 players that aren't guaranteed starters.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd argue that would be now. Over the last couple of seasons I think he's been sloppy on a number of occasions and not necessarily when trying something high risk/high gain.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social)
Hot take: once players reach testimonial stage they should retire or be sold. I'm a bit bored of CalMac and Forrest. Maybe even 4 seasons max, keep it fresh #celtic
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I've just remembered Fuzz from Silverfish giving me a beer after he accidentally clocked me with his guitar. At the old Cathouse on Brown Street.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
There are less teams where you'd think it's a guaranteed 3pts than in the CL imo. Less glamorous but actually more competitive.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
I've always thought he needed played in a two with a mobile striker. So he was never really going to fit us.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
In fairness that would be a bright spot but even without it we'd have 3 teams in Europe.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Nirvana at the QM? Mogwai in pubs? Tom Waits? The God Machine at King Tuts. Lord knows.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
You're wasted in that beat combo.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Personally I'd go risotto but in your scenario kedgeree.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
You can almost always instantly tell who's a dancer and who isn't. Keir Starmer isn't a dancer.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
He's more likely to send the focus group team to try and understand their legitimate concerns.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social)
#celtic given our descent into the Europa League, and the apparent lack of a real SPL challenger, I'd really like the club to give Murray, Donovan and any other former academy players on the 1st team fringes (Bonnard?) some appearances. We need to create that pathway and trust it.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the reasons the govt is so unpopular is the slide to the right. Staying quiet will merely compound that. If they feel it's a damned if you do scenario, then all the more reason to be seen to do the right thing.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's talk about the class war of removing headphone sockets from mobile phones.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
You'd think they might at least point out it would collapse the economy.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
As I see it, the only way we negotiate qualifiers with the current recruitment strategy is by significantly improving our 'project' recruitment. So that be end of season 1 they're ready. Engels, Idah and Yang should have been worthy of a 1st choice pick by now.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
It did indeed. Ta.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Correct but we've seen the complacent attitude against teams we should be beating many times before.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
We got the result out play deserved. We weren't unlucky, or confounded by world class saves.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social)
Don't worry lads. Europa League final on the horizon.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social)
I'm open to believing we're throwing this at this stage.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social)
I refuse to accept that the loss of Kyogo, and Kuhn both of whom were underperforming have caused this much of a regression.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social)
The fact I've put off my dinner to watch this isn't aiding my mood.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly UEFA should ban both teams for bringing the competition into disrepute.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
100% of the opportunities.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social)
Idah can trap the ball further than I can pass it.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social)
There's a laziness to Celtic's play in terms of the precision and pace of passing that's really quite annoying.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
The 2nd team from the weekend would have done better.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
That said, I was slightly worried we'd fly out the blocks and lose a sloppy goal, so there's that.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Two teams desperate not to lose a goal.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's a contentious question. How much longer until we start questioning whether KT < Taylor? Because he's not looking like a huge improvement at the moment.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Chips, crispy batter on your fish, salt and vinegar. Then feeling the cold glass against your lips before the crisp tang of ginger. It's an experience that can't be beaten.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
A lot more needs to be said about the acidity of coke and irn bru cutting through greasy food.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Monster Raving Lefty Party.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
I was going to say popbitch.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
The evidence is all there: 1. He's spoken about breaking the 2 term rule 2. His curiosity at Zelensky suspending elections while at war 3. His desire to change Dept of Defence to Dept of War The city occupations are preempting martial law.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
As well as noting all the sitting around watching, pay lots of attention to what they don't roll back when (if is a real possibility) they return to the White House.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social)
Very late to Big Little Lies, season 2 is wiping out all the good of season 1. It's annoying me.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social)
Yeah, you wouldn't know these Europeans. I met them at my grandma's this summer.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social)
It's got a cd playa, playa, playa, playa! If I'm cursed with that in my head, you can be too. Blame the builder's radio next door.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't realise liking lumpen pub rock was a working class requirement.
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
What am I like?
Adrian Burns (@lightingmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Next you guys will be trying to convince me Phil Oakey is responsible for B*Witched.