yeah but they weren’t. they were just regular animals

this is speciesism

maybe the name was intended to convey that they all had youthful spirits and a naively optimistic approach to the world?

or that they were huge babies, emotionally speaking

the bean to baby ratios were all fucked up

in an alternate universe i would teach a college course on this interpretation of beanie babies in this universe i merely don’t know what you mean

ngl i am INEBRIATED

next time lie

i can’t promise anything

Same thing as Cabbage Patch Kids - they came with tags that did a whole character backstory complete with birthday etc