I hope everyone feels safer knowing the AG is personally devoting her attention to prosecuting a guy who thew a sandwich at police. [I suspect she may have started a movement, though] x.com/gtconway3d/s...
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Anything to give MarALardo cover and distract from his pedo past #Epsteinfiles Epstein was a spy. Thread: bsky.app/profile/idio... #WhoControlsTrump?
aug 14, 2025, 10:14 pm • 3 1 • view
Didn't Epstein's dad work for the Russians? All paths lead to Putin.
aug 14, 2025, 11:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Ghislaine's Dad worked for Israel. bsky.app/profile/idio...
aug 14, 2025, 11:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes and yes, I want a sandwich.
aug 14, 2025, 10:19 pm • 1 0 • view
The South Park material writes itself.
aug 14, 2025, 10:12 pm • 27 0 • view
Pam Bondi made her values crystal clear: prosecute a man for tossing a sandwich at a cop, but look the other way when a pedophile assaults children. Justice isn’t blind—it’s been bribed with power and served with a side of moral rot.
aug 14, 2025, 10:59 pm • 16 4 • view
Cold Hard Cuts!
aug 15, 2025, 11:45 am • 1 0 • view
Where do we start getting sandwiches?
aug 14, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m thinking a Subway promotion for smaller, messier, tighter wrapped subs designed specifically for tossing at ICE.
aug 15, 2025, 3:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Well, someone failed their loyalty test 😜
aug 15, 2025, 11:40 am • 1 0 • view
Those meatballs are small at subway they can break your wrist if you don’t eat them, woo never felt more safe ga e my dogs the week off just in case.
aug 15, 2025, 4:34 am • 0 0 • view
We the fraternal order of beloved samich throwers Unite.
aug 15, 2025, 2:20 am • 0 0 • view
Well Noem said videotaping and live streaming ICE was equal with a Molotov cocktail!!!
aug 14, 2025, 11:11 pm • 0 0 • view
This afternoon, the judge at the arraignment hearing threw out the felony charge as "excessive" and release Sean Paul on his own recognizance.
aug 15, 2025, 5:35 am • 0 0 • view
That sandwich could have been a biological weapon. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
aug 15, 2025, 12:14 am • 2 0 • view
Looks to me like he simply exercised his right to “stand your ground” with his concealed-carry sandwich.
aug 14, 2025, 10:09 pm • 5 1 • view
New aristocratic title: “The Hurl of Sandwich.”
aug 15, 2025, 3:55 am • 1 0 • view
We Canadians will be throwing poutine.
aug 15, 2025, 2:30 am • 0 0 • view
Does Congress still give away those Pocket Constitutions? We should get those and throw them at the MAGA Goons in our streets. Include a copy of the Oath they took to Protect it not the Crook occupying the White House.
aug 14, 2025, 11:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Throw a sandwich: "Assault on an officer. Fullest extent of the law!" Rape a child if you're rich and white: "We got your back. You'll be home by dinner."
aug 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 26 3 • view
Bondi claims she will NOT TOLERATE touching police. Does she NOT see the hypocrisy?? After HUNDREDS of violent assaults on police on Jan 6 were pardoned!? Assault with a sandwich = FELONY charges Assault with flag poles, bear spray, police shields, fists, etc = PARDONS
aug 14, 2025, 10:57 pm • 31 5 • view
Also death.
aug 15, 2025, 4:24 am • 1 0 • view
🥪 I STAND WITH SANDWICH GUY!
aug 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 3 0 • view
Tomatoes are a lot more aerodynamic! In the 60’s Vinegar and dish soup Works. though its places protester within arms length .. unless there is a pressure assist device..?
aug 15, 2025, 12:40 pm • 1 0 • view
GET THEM SANDWICHES READY PEOPLE,YEAH IM SURE THEY DO 😆
aug 14, 2025, 10:30 pm • 2 0 • view
It’s #SnackAttack syndrome. Quite deadly, so I’ve heard.
aug 15, 2025, 6:47 am • 0 0 • view
aug 14, 2025, 11:00 pm • 14 5 • view
aug 15, 2025, 12:25 am • 9 0 • view
aug 15, 2025, 12:24 am • 0 0 • view
Man the bread ovens, slicers, veggie shredders, and condiments everyone. We need to arm up for The Great Sandwich War of 2025. The Legacy Media is already assembling teams of oily reporters to provide meaty, cheesy, and spicy reports from the field, while management stands by to rake in the dough.
aug 15, 2025, 1:17 am • 0 0 • view
TEAM SANDWICH! SANDWICH FREEDOM FIGHTERS! FIGHT FASCISTS WITH SANDWICHES!
aug 14, 2025, 11:16 pm • 2 1 • view
That's all she's got. . .
aug 15, 2025, 12:55 am • 0 0 • view
aug 14, 2025, 11:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Was it a pork sandwich?
aug 15, 2025, 3:13 am • 0 0 • view
BIG mistake! In two weeks Americans won't be able to afford a sandwich.
aug 14, 2025, 11:08 pm • 1 0 • view
A sandwich! Hope it was sardines.
aug 15, 2025, 12:16 am • 0 0 • view
In her case, giving her personal attention, only means she’ll talk about it in a press conference.
aug 14, 2025, 10:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Exactly what I was thinking.
aug 15, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
He wasn't trying to hurt them he was distracting them like the classic steak for the guard dogs gag.
aug 14, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
He should have used doughnuts.
aug 14, 2025, 10:29 pm • 1 0 • view
The “best” part is that it was a DOJ employee who threw the sandwich. Granted, it shouldn’t have been done, but for the AG to get involved in such a minor case speaks volumes as to what this DOJ and AG think are “important” matters. Release the #Epstein files, those matter!!
aug 15, 2025, 12:38 pm • 4 0 • view
Sandwich Rebellion.
aug 14, 2025, 11:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Every one should send a gyro to the DOJ
aug 14, 2025, 10:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Why the hell should we pay to feed tasty sandwiches to Blondie's bitches?
aug 14, 2025, 10:13 pm • 0 0 • view
It was an assault on a law enforcement officer. Spitting on a LEO is also a felony.
aug 15, 2025, 8:43 pm • 0 0 • view
It's literally watching our government be run by the worst bullies we were in junior high with.
aug 14, 2025, 10:09 pm • 7 1 • view
Sandwichgate
aug 15, 2025, 12:27 am • 1 0 • view
What if it weren't a whole sandwich, and more people just walked around armed with baloney, a sort of label to affix as needed? I mean, that's a terrible idea and I would never do it.
aug 15, 2025, 7:43 am • 1 0 • view
Well, giving ICE a sammich with some iceberg lettuce and fixings sounds mighty neighborly to me. If iceboy couldn't catch it, that's on him.
aug 14, 2025, 10:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Evidently the sandwich was not to her liking. Perhaps too much mayo?
aug 15, 2025, 5:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Sure. Why not. There may as well be a sandwich nazi in this fascist circus.
aug 15, 2025, 12:47 am • 0 0 • view
Meanwhile Jared Wise- FBI then employee- damn Jan6, felon, screaming outside capital “kill the cops” while they were getting brutally beat and PARDONED Gets a goddamn job in DOJ!!!! www.npr.org/2025/08/07/n...
aug 15, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 1 • view
Revolutions start from within!! Resistance comes in many forms...
aug 15, 2025, 3:02 pm • 1 0 • view
The Democratic congressman gunned down in their homes got less attention from the AG than a guy who threw a sandwich.
aug 15, 2025, 12:56 am • 0 0 • view
Maybe somebody could ask the USAG how that search for the DC Pipe Bomber is going 🤔 They got all that manpower in DC standing around taking sandwich deliveries. Put 'em to work. (was it the 'one armed man'?/snark)
aug 14, 2025, 11:22 pm • 7 3 • view
To paraphrase words from the first intifada, "the sandwich is holy, throw it will all your might."
aug 15, 2025, 8:25 am • 0 0 • view
aug 15, 2025, 11:30 am • 1 0 • view
We are all sandwich guy.
aug 14, 2025, 10:14 pm • 11 1 • view
Seriously it’s now a weekly thing, amount of pedophiles, sex offenders, rapists, human traffickers in Trump’s Republican Party. No wonder Republicans are so afraid to release the Epstein files. I’m glad AG Bondi is out there arresting dangerous sandwich throwers. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
aug 15, 2025, 12:28 am • 2 1 • view
Unfortunately Subway is a privately owned company. If not U would be buying their stock. Sales might go through the roof as sandwiches fly through the air. 😎
aug 15, 2025, 1:58 am • 0 0 • view
Hmm, hero sandwich!
aug 14, 2025, 10:50 pm • 0 0 • view
After the pardoning of J6ers for far worse. A felony charge & facing a year in prison for this?? Bondo is ridiculous. Should be a fine. At the very worst, DC, suspended sentence, first offender's program. These ridiculous, thin-skinned clowns are going to take everything over the top. Ugghhh.
aug 15, 2025, 12:33 am • 4 1 • view
Someone has to ask her point blank where the #EpsteinFiles are???
aug 15, 2025, 12:13 am • 0 0 • view
Assault by bread! Lol, lol
aug 15, 2025, 2:47 am • 0 0 • view
America is on it's way ... to hell. Our top law enforcement is now focusing on sandwich throwers. And our modern day hero is a fed employee throwing a "Subway" sandwich at a US sanctioned NAZI. PS: We've gone from invading Greenland to giving Alaska back to the Russians. We're "great".
aug 15, 2025, 9:57 pm • 1 0 • view
I did see him yelling at police officers before the throwing of the sandwich. 🗽🇪🇺🇺🇦🌻
aug 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Assault with a footlong", Is that a thing now? I suspect Subway is going to have a run on their footlongs, I suggest tuna as it will smell for a while and might cause the "stained" person to have to rush home and change. Can you imagine the trial?
aug 14, 2025, 10:09 pm • 0 0 • view
I wonder if they will introduce the sandwich as Exhibit A. Did they sweep the crime scene for errant lettuce? I had an arbitration years ago where my client was fired for stealing a small bag of dog food. They introduced the bag of chow. Arbitrator laughed.
aug 14, 2025, 10:34 pm • 0 0 • view
She should be prosecuting the pedophiles in the GOP.
aug 14, 2025, 11:38 pm • 4 1 • view
Well it makes sense when you realize her Mar a Lago make-over left her with an irrational fear of carbs.
aug 15, 2025, 9:13 am • 2 0 • view
Should this go to trial he must demand a jury of his peers in DC. And let’s see if they can get a conviction.
aug 14, 2025, 11:19 pm • 2 0 • view
That won’t be the point. The point of this is to bankrupt defendant with legal fees. They will, too. That’s always the plan. And in Trump’s DC, the charge is a federal felony.
aug 14, 2025, 11:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Willing to bet there will be multiple public defenders willing to take his case. Still gets a jury trial even if it’s a Federal case. Just need one juror to say I’m not going along with this.
aug 14, 2025, 11:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Excellent observation and I agree about the jury. I used to live in DC, back in Nixon’s era. No one in their right minds much cared for the DOJ then, and I suspect even less now.
aug 15, 2025, 12:16 am • 1 0 • view
This case gets more interesting since the Hoagie Hurler apparently was a DOJ employee, at least until today when Pam #Blondi fired him. He probably was a civil servant, and there are rules and procedures.
aug 15, 2025, 12:16 am • 1 0 • view
Rules and procedures are for “little people” not the rapists, insurrectionsits, pedo protectors and the Blondis of the world.
aug 15, 2025, 12:16 am • 1 0 • view
As with all things Epstein, this entire event will be blown up to suck the air out of Trumpstein-Gate. (It won’t work on me: I survived Nixon, Vietnam, and Watergate, also the Iraq war. I won’t get distracted: Epstein was still a pedo, and Trump is still a convicted rapist.
aug 15, 2025, 12:16 am • 1 0 • view
IF Hoagie Hurler snags someone from the DC Public Defenders Service (and since he just got fired he probably will have to) he may be a lucky guy. PDS has been around for decades, is said to be absolutely top notch, first rate,very serious,and seriously competent.
aug 15, 2025, 12:16 am • 1 0 • view
As a side note: I was around and paying attention when Nixon’s DOJ pulled similar tricks, and they were light years ahead of this lot in terms of legal smarts. As for their criminality, this lot makes them look like amateurs.
aug 15, 2025, 12:16 am • 1 0 • view
After dragging this thing out endlessly, DOJ will probably drop all charges, called nolle prosequi (often shortened to nol pros).
aug 15, 2025, 12:16 am • 0 0 • view
Oh, I see. "You're the fun one at the rallies." 👍😁🇺🇸
aug 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Good for him! I’d love to throw a sandwich at a few people.
aug 14, 2025, 10:11 pm • 1 0 • view
People in other countries are laughing at us.
aug 14, 2025, 10:10 pm • 3 0 • view
Nah, mate, we’re mortified by all the heavily armed imbeciles across the pond.
aug 14, 2025, 11:33 pm • 3 0 • view
Everyone knows the police prefer donuts 🍩🍩🍩
aug 15, 2025, 1:34 am • 0 0 • view
Are the police snowflakes now?
aug 14, 2025, 11:42 pm • 1 0 • view
🥖 has friends everywhere
aug 14, 2025, 11:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Potato cannon would launch a sub or two if anyone is interested. Costs about $50 to make one.
aug 14, 2025, 10:13 pm • 3 1 • view
It’s HAMmer time
aug 15, 2025, 12:00 am • 1 0 • view
all that has done is BEGIN THE SANDWICH PROTEST MOVEMENT
aug 14, 2025, 10:06 pm • 17 1 • view
p.s. i have no sponsorship to any of the sandwich makers (cries)
aug 14, 2025, 10:09 pm • 6 0 • view
ADS It's in the US code Assault with a Deadly Sandwich
aug 14, 2025, 11:40 pm • 0 0 • view
NEVER NEVER NEVER FORGET J6
aug 15, 2025, 1:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Bigger than Epstein?! More to follow.
aug 14, 2025, 10:41 pm • 0 0 • view
It was the hoagie heard around the world. Let the revolution begin! 😂
aug 15, 2025, 1:32 am • 1 0 • view
OMG! When I first saw the "sandwich video" I thought that guy looked like he might be more than just a guy on the street, and I was hoping he was able to outrun the fascist goons. Guess he didn't but he is a hero for #democracy!
aug 14, 2025, 11:01 pm • 0 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/brid... More ways for people to be democracy heroes in #DC👇
aug 14, 2025, 11:09 pm • 0 0 • view
There is something really appealing about the thought of throwing a sandwich…at Trump, at ICE, at all the unwanted unwarranted extra police. I would choose bologna on white bread.
aug 15, 2025, 9:12 am • 1 0 • view
Lol
aug 14, 2025, 10:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Yet she turns a blind eye to the pedo in thr oval office...disgusting
aug 14, 2025, 11:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Yup
aug 15, 2025, 12:27 am • 0 0 • view
Will the penalty be as severe for petite fours? 🤔
aug 14, 2025, 11:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Dunn was the ‘first guy to dance’. Who will be the next? share.google/g7sO4zCD16Aq...
aug 15, 2025, 6:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Insane DOJ wants to convert a sandwich toss into 8 felony counts
aug 15, 2025, 3:43 am • 0 0 • view
There are countless twisted criminals in DC. Dunn is not one of them. I actually think he might have chosen a more productive way to make a point but idk
aug 15, 2025, 2:52 am • 0 0 • view
Well. She’s not a legal powerhouse. So this is skill and intellect appropriate.
aug 15, 2025, 4:22 am • 0 0 • view
He should have said thank you 🤣 I realize he shouldn't have done that but seriously don't they have worse things to prosecute?
aug 14, 2025, 10:31 pm • 0 0 • view
I can't believe the way she was talking about this guy. That seemed so unprofessional. She's obvs the mouthpiece of the fascist leadership of our fascist idiocracy. I see she still wears a cross. Not a Christian cross, obvs, but represents her crucifixion kink. You know, the sexy, kinky stuff.
aug 15, 2025, 1:31 am • 0 0 • view
But no beter not make it a Food fight. Doesn’t go well with starvation in the world. Tempting though. Maybe make a movement of tossing Some other harmless things? Floorcloth
aug 15, 2025, 6:56 am • 0 0 • view
Boy, do I! Mayo stings
aug 14, 2025, 10:07 pm • 2 0 • view
These are unserious people. Didn't Kamala say that sometime?
aug 15, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 0 • view
Yeah but something about egg prices 🙄
aug 15, 2025, 1:39 pm • 1 0 • view
They fight with masked goons who club and punch women and children. We fight with sandwiches. I think we need to renegotiate the rules of warfare.
aug 14, 2025, 10:12 pm • 5 1 • view
Sandwich throwers.. UNITE; with hard crusts! #sandwiches #justice #subway
aug 15, 2025, 2:55 am • 0 0 • view
Yes, because getting a sandwich thrown at you is dangerous and they may add pickles to it next. 🤦🏻♀️🥒
aug 15, 2025, 6:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Same on Bluesky. 🦋 Not that POS. bsky.app/profile/gtco...
aug 14, 2025, 10:54 pm • 3 0 • view
We should all go to Subway for more ammo.
aug 15, 2025, 6:11 am • 0 0 • view
New occupation: sandwich artist.
aug 15, 2025, 4:33 am • 0 0 • view
Piss off with the X stuff on here. We came here to get away from that.
aug 15, 2025, 3:45 am • 0 0 • view
Pies😁
aug 15, 2025, 3:22 am • 0 0 • view
It’s so damn ridiculous
aug 15, 2025, 12:03 am • 1 1 • view
Hats off to the Hoagie Hurler. He's a Gyro to us all! He's part of the Meatball Mafia, Muffaletta Militia & the Po'Boys He was trained on Panini in Monte Christo by Sloppy Joe No condiments thrown...(checks Epstein Files) Except by the Perverted Prez
aug 15, 2025, 12:05 am • 1 0 • view
The same administration that ignores assassination of sitting state member, her husband & their pet dog, attempted assassination of another. Firebombing of the house if a Democrat Governor gets its knickers in a twist about someone throwing a sandwich. Everything Trump touches! it’s ludicrous
aug 14, 2025, 11:27 pm • 1 0 • view
What I keep wondering is WHY are elected officials, lawyers, pundits etc STILL POSTING ON X? It's like 4xhan over there, use Blue Sky or something else instead of X, people. They need to become obsolete, not still the go-to place to post important info. Sheesh.
aug 15, 2025, 1:17 am • 2 1 • view
Meanwhile he’s stealing honors reserved for exceptionally talented people and bribing world leaders with threatening the world economy if he doesn’t get a Nobel prize as if assaulting us all with his grievances and his appearance isn’t disqualifying enough from all honors of any kind. Grotesque.
aug 15, 2025, 12:06 am • 0 0 • view
Use this energy A.G B, and release the Epstein files. Epstein Epstein oy oy oy.
aug 14, 2025, 10:44 pm • 3 0 • view
Release the Epstein list
aug 15, 2025, 10:25 am • 1 0 • view
Can we only throw Subway sandwiches, or can we toss Whoppers and Big Macs?
aug 15, 2025, 11:28 am • 1 0 • view
This may be one time I have faith in the jury system to hang or not convict or nullify the charges.
aug 14, 2025, 10:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Prosecuting obviously retaliatory charges often results in jury nullification. So there's that to look forward to.
aug 14, 2025, 10:43 pm • 8 0 • view
I think the judge will toss it. Prosecutorial overreach. Total theater. Charges do not match the crime.
aug 15, 2025, 4:29 am • 2 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/leah...
aug 15, 2025, 5:40 am • 3 0 • view
I feel so much safer now
aug 15, 2025, 12:05 am • 1 0 • view
Mic drop Joyce
aug 15, 2025, 1:40 am • 0 0 • view
I threw some jello in a food fight in high school. What’s the statute of limitations on that?
aug 15, 2025, 12:30 am • 0 0 • view
The disingenuous is amazing
aug 15, 2025, 5:16 pm • 0 0 • view
He will do time for that sandwich. Kyle Rittenhouse shot 3 people, killing 2. Just something to ponder.
aug 15, 2025, 12:32 am • 1 0 • view
How long before Baghdad Barbie tells us it was "sub" attack, and therefore Trump has deployed the Navy?
aug 14, 2025, 10:47 pm • 47 3 • view
Went with her upper lip.
aug 15, 2025, 4:23 am • 1 0 • view
What happened to the rest of your nose, Karo-lyin? You turning into a crypt keeper?
aug 14, 2025, 11:03 pm • 6 0 • view
They do tend to get whittled down during their time with Trump, don't they?
aug 14, 2025, 11:27 pm • 5 0 • view
It's all the shaving of the excess growth caused by their continual telling of lies.
aug 15, 2025, 6:36 am • 1 0 • view
Allows it to slip up Li'l Donnie's rectum with less lube That stuff is EXPENSIVE!!
aug 15, 2025, 4:42 pm • 2 0 • view
Get TF off of Xitter Get TF off of Meta Stay TF off of Amazon, out of whole foods, and Bezos businesses Stay TF out of Target Stay TF out of Walmart STOP FUNDING YOUR OPPRESSORS!
aug 14, 2025, 10:25 pm • 9 3 • view
What is a cell phone service that is clean politically or does one exist?
aug 14, 2025, 10:49 pm • 1 0 • view
The CEO of tmobile is very liberal. Their parent company is Deutsche Telecom - German. They utilize GDPR privacy protections here as a rule to not have confusion internationally. They are very safe.
aug 15, 2025, 4:30 am • 1 0 • view
T-mobile in the U.S.: they are in partnership with Elon Musk’s Starlink.
aug 15, 2025, 11:05 am • 1 0 • view
Hell no.
aug 15, 2025, 12:56 pm • 0 0 • view
That's a really good question. I'm going to look into that. I have used T-MOBILE since before they were T-MOBILE because of the superior customer service. I will be very sad if they turn out to be one of the bad guys
aug 14, 2025, 10:55 pm • 0 0 • view
There’s a pretty good rural satellite service out west. It covers a good deal of Wa snd Oregon. I think Viasat. thenetworkinstallers.com/blog/best-sa...
aug 15, 2025, 4:39 am • 0 0 • view
www.pcmag.com/comparisons/...
aug 15, 2025, 4:39 am • 0 0 • view
I think they are.
aug 14, 2025, 11:00 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm thinking they all are probably
aug 14, 2025, 11:04 pm • 2 0 • view
They use Starlink. I am searching for another carrier in my area, which will be difficult. Sigh.
aug 14, 2025, 11:08 pm • 2 0 • view
They only are trialing starlink and its only if youre in an area that you lose ALL service. You can turn off the “sos” setting that defaults to satellite if you don’t want to link to it. I’ve told them off about it. They told me its a trial partnership then walked me through disabling.
aug 15, 2025, 4:34 am • 0 0 • view
I didn't know that. 😡
aug 14, 2025, 11:27 pm • 0 0 • view
I didn't either, until recently. They've been using Starlink, initially as a beta, since 2022.
aug 14, 2025, 11:37 pm • 2 0 • view
T-Shit cannons would be, in my estimation, ideal for launching sub sandwiches at high velocity from a safe distance.
aug 14, 2025, 10:38 pm • 6 1 • view
What else does she do but service Donald Trump? 🤢🤢🤢🤢
aug 14, 2025, 11:54 pm • 1 0 • view
KEEP REPEATING: THE PRESIDENT IS A SEXUAL PREDATOR! DO IT AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE EVERY DAY!
aug 14, 2025, 10:46 pm • 11 1 • view
He may have thrown a sub, but he’s the real hero.🫡
aug 14, 2025, 10:34 pm • 38 4 • view
Points!
aug 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 10 1 • view
Time to empty your veggie bins and toss that liquified crap into their faces! That will get their mask off! 📷
aug 15, 2025, 2:15 am • 0 0 • view
If Sub shop sales go up, the cops better get some napkins. Choose the meat lover’s. They are heavier.
aug 14, 2025, 11:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Meatball would be the messiest though. 🤷♂️
aug 14, 2025, 11:54 pm • 1 0 • view
It's ridiculous that our money is going to prosecute a guy who threw a sandwich. I'm really pissed how they are spending our money. When do we stop paying taxes?
aug 14, 2025, 11:05 pm • 2 0 • view
Subwaygate is getting more attention by the media than DonaldTrumpChildRaperGate. DONALD!! .... RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES NOW!!
aug 15, 2025, 2:41 am • 0 0 • view
This is what needs to be done, throwing sandwiches at ICE thugs.
aug 14, 2025, 11:03 pm • 2 0 • view
I like it! Ham on rye.
aug 14, 2025, 11:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Well, I hope he files for unemployment.
aug 15, 2025, 3:21 am • 0 0 • view
The sandwich thrower is a hero
aug 15, 2025, 1:11 am • 0 0 • view
I'm looking for memes of sandwiches being thrown like footballs.
aug 15, 2025, 12:18 am • 0 0 • view
But what about the Epstein files?
aug 15, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
I wish it was a club sandwich.
aug 15, 2025, 12:09 am • 0 0 • view
And that was a stretch for her intelligence. The whole administration together has an IQ of about 10. The have to meet every morning to discuss who will use the incompetent brain for the day.
aug 15, 2025, 4:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Love the idea, but feels like a waste of a good sandwich. Can I use pimento cheese on white bread?
aug 15, 2025, 2:59 am • 1 0 • view
The FOP apparently supports her actions. The FOP has made real, trained police less safe.
aug 15, 2025, 11:27 am • 1 0 • view
there's a town in Massachusetts called Sandwich and they have Sandwich Police.
aug 15, 2025, 5:32 pm • 0 0 • view
mayonnaise stains are a yuge deal
aug 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 15, 2025, 1:18 am • 5 1 • view
The foot-long sandwich felony?
aug 15, 2025, 4:20 am • 0 0 • view
aug 15, 2025, 12:46 pm • 1 0 • view
don't throw good sandwiches! buy the convenience store ones. their harder anyway.
aug 15, 2025, 1:36 am • 1 0 • view
Assault with a deadly hoagie.
aug 14, 2025, 11:20 pm • 9 0 • view
Damn. Wish it had been a sandwich shop I could get behind. Subway swings heavy MAGA on political donations.
aug 15, 2025, 3:31 am • 0 0 • view
Hmmm, maybe Subway will make a comeback now?
aug 15, 2025, 12:10 am • 0 0 • view
They (this Administration) should be arrested and charged with felonies!!
aug 14, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
"Enjoy every sandwich." --W. Zevon
aug 14, 2025, 10:17 pm • 5 0 • view
It would be just comical except that the taxpayers are paying for all of this B.S.
aug 15, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
"What is the charge? Throwing a meal? A succulent footlong meal?"
aug 14, 2025, 11:48 pm • 1 0 • view
I doubt the dumb bitch can indict a ham sandwich so hopefully this guy is not indicted & she has some of the bullshit she dishes all over her face. The grand jury should return indictment of her👍
aug 14, 2025, 10:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Really building his resume I would say
aug 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Where’s his GoFundMe?
aug 14, 2025, 10:09 pm • 7 1 • view
Seriously! He needs a deadly, high-powered law firm to take the case pro bono and refuse to plea bargain... make the DoJ drag him in front of a jury of his peers and dare them to convict him of a felony!
aug 14, 2025, 10:16 pm • 12 2 • view
He needs Williams & Connolly!! They are the best and handle significant civil and criminal matters in courts across the country and forums around the world. Someone put this guy in touch with them.
aug 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 4 0 • view
And after Sandwich Guy's acquittal, W&C can turn around and launch a nice civil suit and make it all worth their while!
aug 14, 2025, 11:14 pm • 2 0 • view
He won’t get indicted. But she might be. I would love to be on that grand jury.
aug 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 6 0 • view
By "she" you mean Blondie, right? Trump had better emerge the victorious strongman and his successors the permanent dictators of what used to be America with the Constitution, or Pammy is definitely in a world of shit. She is not going to like the prison shower.
aug 14, 2025, 10:46 pm • 2 0 • view
Yep. She is dumb Bondi.
aug 14, 2025, 10:47 pm • 3 0 • view
Exactly!
aug 14, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Because if they don't allow the DoJ to weasel it down to a misdemeanor before they enter a courtroom (bet the firstborn they would definitely do that! This is performance art), it will be the easiest "jury nullification" in history. And an acquittal by smirking jurors will NOT make Trump happy. Aww
aug 14, 2025, 10:25 pm • 2 0 • view
Love the way you’re thinking!
aug 14, 2025, 11:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Are you sure it’s not”GoFeedMe”?
aug 15, 2025, 6:59 am • 1 0 • view
😂
aug 15, 2025, 4:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Felony of the sandwich man. Absurd. Definitely want to read that indictment and sit on the grand jury.🤮
aug 15, 2025, 12:36 am • 0 0 • view
Ooh, such violent criminal behavior,...DC is a real deli..ghtful place. 😂
aug 15, 2025, 3:29 am • 0 0 • view
🥪
aug 14, 2025, 11:17 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 15, 2025, 12:07 am • 0 0 • view
We should all be taking sandwiches to protests but instead of throwing them we can eat them in front of the ICE agents. If they then attack us, they could get egg salad on their faces.
aug 15, 2025, 12:39 am • 2 0 • view
If there is ever another Dem Prez, this guy better be pardoned by 5 PM on January 20th.
aug 14, 2025, 11:54 pm • 1 1 • view
That dude was a DOJ employee???? Nice!!!
aug 14, 2025, 11:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Assault with a messy weapon? Not feeling safer until this administration is gone.
aug 14, 2025, 11:33 pm • 1 0 • view
We need more like him
aug 15, 2025, 12:07 am • 0 0 • view
Well, the Feds twice failed to indict a woman for similar alleged interference, proving that thus DOJ is so incompetent it can't even indict a ham sandwich.
aug 15, 2025, 3:09 am • 1 0 • view
Assault with a deli weapon? Sorry, it’s not original 😉
aug 14, 2025, 11:02 pm • 5 0 • view
It may be time to buy stock in subway if the protestors start copy catting we can all make some “dough”
aug 15, 2025, 12:12 am • 0 0 • view
Good trouble
aug 14, 2025, 10:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Did they gather the sandwich as evidence? 🤣
aug 14, 2025, 10:28 pm • 1 0 • view
He confessed. "I did it. I threw the sandwich." OMG, this should be a thing, throwing sandwiches at them. So great!
aug 14, 2025, 10:26 pm • 6 0 • view
That guy here screwed himself big time. For what?
aug 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Marked safe from sandwiches 🥪
aug 14, 2025, 10:34 pm • 0 0 • view
😂😂
aug 14, 2025, 11:00 pm • 1 0 • view
By throwing a sandwich Dunn illustrated how corrupt Bondi and Homan are.
aug 15, 2025, 6:31 am • 0 0 • view
Maybe Subway brings back the $5 footlong in an act of patriotism.
aug 15, 2025, 6:08 am • 1 0 • view
Somewhere, the shoe throwing guy is watching tv nodding his head. “Well played, young man. Well played.”
aug 15, 2025, 10:04 am • 2 0 • view
...wait til she hears about all the people that had Ketchup thrown at them
aug 15, 2025, 3:31 pm • 1 0 • view
He who throws the ham n cheese gets cuffed! Maybe the cop looked hangry. Would tossing donuts have been more acceptable?
aug 15, 2025, 2:36 am • 0 0 • view
Priorities, right?🤦🏻♀️
aug 15, 2025, 12:02 am • 0 0 • view
Personally, I think it’s bologna
aug 14, 2025, 11:47 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 15, 2025, 12:33 am • 1 0 • view
Shroedinger's protestor. Simultaneously showing bad judgment and achieving semi-legendary status.
aug 14, 2025, 11:53 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 14, 2025, 10:34 pm • 44 4 • view
We need penguins throwing heros!
aug 14, 2025, 11:22 pm • 2 0 • view
Terrorist!!
aug 15, 2025, 4:38 am • 0 0 • view
🎵But I did not throw the condiment.🎵
aug 15, 2025, 1:00 am • 24 1 • view
😹😹😹
aug 15, 2025, 6:02 am • 1 0 • view
Does Pam Bondi have the legal skills and acumen to prosecute a "ham sandwich" ? Pam Bondi and her team of mediocres at the DOJ are being challenged Can they indict a "ham sandwich" ? If they fail -- they will never be able to get real jobs in the legal profession after Trump
aug 15, 2025, 12:59 am • 1 0 • view
Yes! Quick, invest in peanut butter and jelly stocks!
aug 15, 2025, 12:25 am • 0 0 • view
Get your sandwiches and start throwing. Let's see it they arrest us all.
aug 15, 2025, 1:45 am • 0 0 • view
There's s Jared punchline lurking here.
aug 15, 2025, 6:11 am • 0 0 • view
Of only the J6ers had been armed with sub sandwiches they’d still be in jail.
aug 14, 2025, 10:10 pm • 31 5 • view
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣classic
aug 14, 2025, 10:31 pm • 2 0 • view
An untold story, lost in the chaos. Buried under manufactured misery. Buried with malice. Buried with the Cruel Historical Rhymes, of experimentation on de-humanized populations. Our Fellow African-American's personal history(s) is a documented testament of the same Horror's. ZillionaireAbuse #Solve
aug 15, 2025, 8:57 am • 1 0 • view
An untold story, lost in the chaos. Buried under manufactured misery. Buried with malice. Buried with the Cruel Historical Rhymes, of experimentation on de-humanized populations. Our Fellow African-American's personal history(s) is a documented testament of the same Horror's. ZillionaireAbuse #Solve
aug 15, 2025, 8:57 am • 0 0 • view
Epstein List?
aug 15, 2025, 12:13 am • 1 0 • view
No one is safe in the US when there are different standards.
aug 14, 2025, 10:20 pm • 79 24 • view
Jury nullification needs to be explained to jurors. We need to nullify this and every drug case
aug 14, 2025, 11:15 pm • 23 3 • view
Every sandwich place in America should name one after this hero. Make mine on rye.
aug 15, 2025, 12:20 am • 0 0 • view
Well….what else IS SHE DOING..?
aug 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 1 0 • view
We all knew she got her brains from a bottle of hair dye.
aug 15, 2025, 7:23 am • 0 0 • view
I thought Subways are to soggy/floppy to be considered weapon grade.
aug 15, 2025, 9:47 am • 0 0 • view