I may do a Yule log video in my home this year. It’s lovely.
Well, it probably had State Farm or Allstate insurance. May be easier to claim than if it was hit by a tornado.
Because we're led by donkeys
Won't somebody please think of the BRIDES !
God's punishment for support of slavery by any chance ?
Why would God punish people for something that he not only supported, but endorsed wholesale...?
God wrote those, huh ?
Oh, I'm sorry; was Paul wrong when he said "All Scripture Is God-Breathed"? It's not like there's any indicator which says what was written by men and what was written by God, so by your logic, that means EVERY WORD IN THE BIBLE is suspect. Be careful how you swing that double-edged sword around.
Paul is God ?
Stop deflecting. Either every word in the Bible is from God, or it isn't. Since there's no indicator of which is which, none of it can be trusted to actually be from God. Also, Jesus himself said that not a single letter of The Law would change until the earth itself was gone. That includes Ex 21.
Well, one thing is sure, you believe it all is. I believe men wrote the Bible and finished it in Nicene in 326 ad with some help from Constantine. Oh and his mother.
This is especially significant when you consider the fact that Ex 21 (which immediately follows the 10 Commandments) begins with God himself telling Moses "these are the laws you are to set before them". God is the one speaking in this chapter, following on from chapter 20.
...unless you're saying that the words of God and Jesus found in the Bible are not authentic, of course. Is THAT what you're saying? Are you capable of giving straight answers? Or are these self-serving deflections genuinely the best you can do?
You said "God said*, fact. When questioned, you said "Paul said*, fact. In my logic that's a big leap. It's a leap worth noting before talking in sword metaphors. I'd like to nail that fact down. IF your initial premise stinks you can draw crap conclusions. GIGO !
I said "God said" because Ex 21 says God is the one talking. When you questioned that, I asked you whether another part of the Bible, which claims that ALL of the Bible is God-breathed, was true or not, and expounded on the implications of what you were saying. This isn't complicated.
Paul Who ?
You must not be a very good Christian if you don't know who Paul is. It's no wonder that the contents of your own scriptures seem to come as a surprise to you.
Blah blah blah. I know good and weii who Paul was and I know Paul from God. You seem to miss the basics and just want to hear yourself babble. You seem to care more about justifying slavery than for the slaves themselves or the Jews in CC ! Myself I just don't call that very Christian.
You seem to have a loose relationship with scripture, and a lack of reading comprehension skills. Slavery is a fucking atrocity, and the God Christians worship is a fucking monster. The only way you'd think I was attempting to justify slavery after reading what I said is that you were TRYING to.
Well, I really don't give a good gos damn what bible scripture says. I've read history. I don't consider myself a Christian. I gave it up for lent one year. "Slavery,atrocity,God, monster". Well, agreed . *Trying to" ? So you were being facetious ? With my eyesight, it's hard to judge intent
Then, once again: On what do you base the opinion that God (whatever that entity even IS to you) would want to punish slavers by burning down their plantation houses 200 years after the fact?
Also, you made NINE RESPONSES to my last comment, so miss me with that "yOu JuSt LiKe To HeAr YoUrSelF bAbBlE" bullshit. It's bad enough that you straight-up lack the intellectual integrity necessary to fill a thimble, so you really don't need to add 'projection' to the list of your nonsense.
He's very very late on it then. Several hundred thousand years late.
Better late than never ?
Yeah that's how your several thoughts years argument landed. 👍
Only if the slavers had died in the fire
Maybe he got tired of waiting for humanity to do the right thing According to AP "All four of Pope Leo XIV’s maternal great-grandparents were 'free people of color' in Louisiana based on 19th-century census records." Now this blood-soaked moral stain still glorying slavery in Louisiana burns.
Damn right I am.
Good news everyone!
More of this.
Fuck yeah I am!
🤣
May everyone who was ever married here or who wanted to be married here have the absolutely fucking cursed (not violent, but cursed) marriage they deserve
His truth is marching on
Chat, I can't tell if they're serious or not 😂
When I say hot girl summer, this is what I mean. Let them all burn.
😭🤣 I'm down
I hope those firefighters didn't break a sweat.
'Frankly my dear ...'
Underrated reply
Shame on me, I guess.
1 down
Yes, yes I am. Thanks for noticing.
Too right I am. If you listen carefully from the east you'll hear me cackling from Australia.
Are you kidding me? The depression is hitting hard and this is one of the few things that's genuinely putting a smile on my face! Hmmm, nice and warm. Anyone want some marshmellows?
If they hurry, they could probably get Trablinka at a fair price.
Oh ... the caucacity!
lmao yep, you bet I am
Best fire ever! 10/10!!!
Bless their hearts. 🔥
Sometimes it takes a while for KARMA to do her work.... but eventually she's on it.
No worries Trump will replace it
This is a perfect album cover 👌🏻
there's precendence
[ffs; "precedence" ]
Now I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying!
My wretched parents were married at this place and I hope my father sees this as a metaphor
Yes, I am laughing. I brought popcorn too.
I hope whoever did it lives a long life free of guilt.
I had to quote this. Thanks. myferretsatepepethefrog.blogspot.com/2025/05/burn...
I'm sure there's plenty of other places they can absorb poisoned spiritual energy these days. Also, LOL.
After playing left 4 dead 2 in one of these manors i say fuck them houses bro those tanks were a pain in the ass☠️
Burn baby burn
I think part of the funny is that the haunted doll from that one haunted museum is on tour & that city was their first stop. For a haunted doll if they do this at every stop to slavery monuments and plantations then I'm down with that doll. I won't go see or fuck with the doll but it's cool with me
Seriously??? 😳 If that’s true, then I’m so for it! 😁
Yup~ from a 'oh hell no' perspective I don't think they should have the doll at all but if it's going to do the Lord's work 🤷♀️ ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/130546034.html
I heard she was “on tour” and at a haunted prison, and I was like… 😑 with everything going on, can we not? But if she wants to take her angry spirit energy out of her system by righting a few wrongs…well then who am I to judge her therapy methods… 😂
Those movies scared the crap out of me. Love them. This fact makes this story even more glorious.
Yeah it’s gonna be a hard no from me. I am not even going to click on the link thank you very much. That’s just enough evil for one day. I am glad it’s burning down. One day it would. Thousands of voices are being freed. Dont put out the flames.
It's JD Vance, but for plantation houses instead of popes
Can they please take that damn doll to DC? She’s needed there.
Mar-a-largo too!
It's in San Antonio RN, someone needs to check on The Alamo.
Good now do the hermitage next
I mourn - for the slave labor who built and served in it.
It's worth remembering, as a secondary thing, that the planter class was also an enemy to everyone outside their class. The book "Bitterly Divided" describes how they forced secession through legislatures by violence and let people go hungry while they raised cash crops.
The governing class in Louisiana was torn about secession. (I should note they were not so torn about slavery itself.)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Frankly, this was long overdue
from the bottom of my heart, and the pity of those who cannot stand to lose... down it goes you rich bastards 🔥
Went to a lovely southern wedding where we enjoyed a beautiful meal in what was once the slave quarters. The chitterlings were divine.
lol lmao
lol. lmao even uwu
Rubbing my paws together hoping it's the 1st of many
I told y’all not to build an entire country on cursed Native American burial grounds, but noooooooooo you just had to do it here!! Now look what you done.
hell yeah
Yes. Yes I am.
It's 2025. I am laughing at american nazi stuff burning. It's 1865. I am laughing at american nazi stu...
I'm sorry for the brides. But tell me, WTF were they thinking?
I don't know, but now they're thinking "When can I get my deposit back?" and "Are there any other plantations available?" And nothing else.
i literally can't believe this is a thing i was like. there's no way it's what it sounds like it has to be some kind of lost in translation metaphor or something but no. it literally means pretending to be a slave owner during your wedding
They're all over the South and super popular destinations for weddings and shit like that, my partner is from Louisiana and they were surprised to hear that this is original, meaning the others they've seen in the state must be rebuilt lmao.
Only just heard about it from @blueskye2025.bsky.social Wtaf When was the Emancipation Proclamation? Shouldn't they have been burned down then?
They tried
I have bad news about reconstruction for you lol
Nostalgia for exploitation. Don't get me wrong, I've been to historical renactment places in Oz, and we have a lot to answer for with a perpetuation of the White Australian Policy, but it is an acknowledged atrocity and it is not celebrated. No one would get married at a site of slavery or genocide.
Fully agreed with you. I think there’s a huuuuge difference between living history and whatever that insanity in the American south is lmao
That's where the new brownshirts/shock troops are from Charlottesville? Is that close to the one that burned down?
Nah that’s a few states away, but like I said this is a big thing across the whole south with those plantations
good riddance
I just wish I was there with some marshmallows.
Can you have schadenfreude over real estate?
Uproariously.
Ummmmm, kinda yeah
What sick fuck gets married on a slave plantation?
It’s a thing in the south. It’s not uncommon at all; I know people who have gotten married at Nottoway. I’ve always been a mixture of baffled and angry about it. Thankfully have never been invited to such an event. Or maybe I am sorry I missed the chance to decline.
They mostly look like Trump’s female cabinet. Fraulein’s of the South.
And the grooms?
V1s wishing they were V2s
Blake lively and Ryan Reynolds’s lmao
The same kind of person who takes happy selfies at concentration camps.
Touche
This is actually a classical problem. Objectively terrible systems like to dress up with good designs and artwork The Autobahn was designed to show off the beauty of the German countryside. The movie 'Birth of a Nation' was frightfully effective propaganda since it was just a well made movie
Or watch them burn!
Fun fact the Autobahn being"hitler's achievement/project"is ... Nazi propaganda turned "common knowledge". The project was first imagined in the mid 20's and the first segment (now the 555)was inaugurated in 32. Hitler and Todt also failled to build the 20000km planed(they did a little under 4000)
So when someone is a vapid person that mainly values style over substance, it is pretty easy to divorce a work from its context and just enjoy the grand designs of antebellum estates.
Lol Lmao
gone with…
"Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a Klan."
The firemen who were called to put that out…
As my best friend and Financial Advisor Wario once said, "WWWWWWONDERFUL! HAVE A ROTTEN DAY! AH-HAHAHAHAHHAAH!"
Rename it to General Sherman Memorial Plantation.
Good riddance.
Yes.
Frankly Scarlette, I don't give a damn
I just grinned ear to ear
And now I’m laughing EVEN HARDER.
Pearls will not clutch themselves, you see.
I am
💋 🤌 Dale: “Hopefully” the fire was caused by a gas leak. Hank: Not Just any gas leak dale, A Good ole clean burning, propane leak, I tell ya whhhhhhat. Bill: Has Anyone seen buckley? Boomhauer: ah man i tell ya what man……dang ole propane strikes again man, its real sneaky like ssssskaboom!
Are we supposed to be sad Bigot BBQ burned to the ground?
I wish I could’ve been the match…
Yup
To be fair, I'm also pointing.
We seem to be letting grooms off the hook here...
It is said that 'evil' often avoids the 'light' because it reveals their true nature and exposes their deeds. "Fire is a powerful thing. It cleanses as it destroys – and it brings light to darkness." .... seems appropriate.
The night they drove old dixie down.... 🤭
They should burned it down and salted the earth over a century ago
Unrelated, but why do I see an outline of a Phoenix at the top?
This will be their Reichstag fire, won’t it
All fires are now being referred to as 'woke.'
RIP the inspiration for the worst final holdout map in l4d2.
and even as a shitty level design, thats still the best use it ever got.
Minorities should be able to go in and purchase the property for 3/5ths the market value
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truly regret that I have only one RT for this post.
Yup!
How sad. There's no setting more romantic for a wedding than a forced labor camp.
And that is the appropriate term. Forced labor camp. Enough with the genteel terms used by the ruling class which masked what really went on at these places
I couldn't laugh harder
Buh-bye.
I'm imagining someone left a box of matches out and ghosts seized the opportunity
Yes. Yes I am. 🤣
not the biggest anymore! lol
Isn't this the end of "Django Unchained"?
Have you ever been to Nottaway? There is nothing "poisoned" about the energy there, and only someone with no connection to Louisiana would believe such a thing.
wow. so human bondage and misery are ducky with you, then?
I hope the plants are okay!
~We didn't start the fire~ ~It was always burning~ ~Since the world's been turning~
Cheering actually for ever human being ever held there against their will. Beaten, raped, force into hard labour and treated as though not human. Fucking cheering.
every human being… forced into…. Typos make me crazy! 🙂
We understood
Told that often. Still a sad state imho. Be well.
This. All of this. ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻
Goddamn right
Bye
😆😀😉
Thanks for noticing
It is how WASPs traditionally fill their venom glands. Very sad.
Thoughts n prayers. Anyway...
Hahahahahahahaa fuck them brides.
Lol
He usually looks so grim, this was fun to see 😆
Yer fucking right I'm laughing
Now I’m laughing harder. Thank you.
😂
Sweet
Ngl I wanna see Trumps reaction to this considering his weird championing of “Gone with the Wind” after Parasite won at the Oscars
So we should burn down all these old plantation homes? Just get rid of the history? Doesn’t seem like a good idea.
And the interesting architecture. If we want to burn down every place where awful things happened, then include most prisons, police stations, homes where confederates (other than plantation owners) lived, etc.
I wonder why they didn't burn all the castles in Europe. And the Aztec sacrifice pyramids.
They are not tied to ongoing cruelties, nor does anyone try to ignore that they are sites of cruelty. When we talk about castles, we talk about dungeons. When we talk about Aztecs, we talk about sacrifices. When we talk about plantation houses, some people talk about weddings.
I went to a wedding at one. The bride was Black.
And your point?
I made my point.
I don't see your point in the idea that a black person had a wedding at a plantation isn't really a point, especially in response to my point that the US tries to ignore the history of plantation houses as sites of oppression. Unless I am missing something - could you please clarify?
Cannot talk for him, but I assume that if the back people have weddings there, they are no longer symbols of cruelty to black people. One symbol of how times have changed is that black people can own houses like this or former plantations. Btw. what do You mean by "US tries"? You are the US.
I'm weighing one black person having a wedding against the much larger number of black voices I am hearing right now. There's no such thing as 100% agreement. Just like my own statements disprove nothing about parts of the US whitewashing our history.
And if you burn physical evidence, will they stop? The answer is to buy those places and make them your own. Make them signs of black people's emancipation.
Maybe we could NOT make them wedding venues?
Why not? I went to a wedding at one. And oh, the bride was Black.
Seems kinda like having a $40,000 destination wedding at a prison. Or Auschwitz. People complaining about oh my God history seem to be then making light of that history.
They didn’t feel that way. Maybe it’s not for you to say? Rather paternalistic.
Ok so once Jared Kushner gets his Gaza resort up and running that'll be fine because the people who go there "didn't feel that way?"
Doesn’t seem like much of a parallel.
Yeah Clyde. Because we'll still have books and photographs.
Not the same
Turn them into memorials of the crimes that took place there, like the Germans did with concentration camps.
The history will still have happened, whether or not we celebrate the death camps where it happened as though they were treasured sites of beauty and opulence.
That’s not how history gets erased. But if you are worried about history being erased, your time would be better spent opposing the current regime than being a scold to progressives online: www.yahoo.com/news/opinion...
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We should burn down any place treated as a monument to slavers. How does that sound? If someone wants to maintain something like this as a MEMORIAL, the way Auschwitz is maintained, that's good and proper and fine. It should not host weddings or be used as an example of beauty.
Then you should burn most historic places. Especially all the beautiful ones.
Seems hyperbolic. Most historic places were deliberately erected for the purpose of slavery? Doubtful.
More than the rich houses of the south. Castles' purpose were the oppression of the land. Palaces of the kings. Monuments of cruel empires. Even some cities like Sankt Petersburg were built on the bones of hundreds of thousands of slaves who died during its construction. History is washed in blood.
Do... do you know what plantations were, and how the operated? I... I don't think you know much US History, here.
Do you honestly think human cruelty is something unique to the U.S.?
I honestly think you're not a serious person worth my time.
Just what MAGA would say. Talking to Americans is very similar, no matter if it is "left" or "right". Have a nice day.
Details don't matter you're just not allowed to talk back to me 😤
yeah fuck castles too. do you think we like kings around here? you just gave us a perfectly valid list of burn targets, so really thank you for that i guess
Yes.
Let them burn - Ruins are more appropriate
That’s why The Whitney Plantation in Louisiana tells the story of their agricultural wealth through slavery’s pov. So no, don’t get rid of history but make sure you tell it from many points of view, especially those who suffered there. Honor the rightful dead.
No one is trying to erase the history that the plantations existed. They are erasing the cruelties of slavery. Maybe that part will be more visible if we don't have the distraction of the pretty house and fine china.
Silly
Seems fine to me.
The history is what white people did to the enslaved people at these demonic places. That house was a symbol of oppression & it’s just that it’s gone but the evil that was perpetrated there is well documented and won’t ever be gotten rid of or lost no matter how whites folks try to.
It’s amazing the level of reverence white people hold for symbols of oppression while creating laws banning the history of it being taught & telling us to just get over it
Yes but the fact that they are wedding venues rather than memorials days a lot
Did you know you can laugh at something without being responsible for it? It's amazing what modern science can teach us
Ok sure. There you go.
Please pass the marshmallows!
You mean they won't get to experience their Scarlett O'Hara "Gone With the Wind" wedding?
Well fiddle dee dee
Extra movie accurate
This is a good time to remind everyone of this classic (Content warning for uncensored slurs) imgur.com/gallery/comp... Wife and I are attending a "period appropriate" work Halloween costume party, on an old plantation in Alabama. There aren't many options for someone like me...
Wait, did you do this? It's absolutely brilliant. My God.
No, not me. As far as I know the person who posted that was the one who did it. There was a whole reddit thread at the time too, but I no longer have an account there so I can't search it up.
There has been some link rot, but here is an AMA with the legend himself. www.reddit.com/r/AMA/commen...
Thanks for sending me this…This has to go down in history as the most clever satire ever done on the fly. It’s truly inspiring
Happy to share. Inspiring then. Inspiring now.
God I cannot believe there was an actual corporate retreat on a plantation! And he’s the only one that had objections????
What made me laugh hardest was that the hoopskirted dress the woman on the stairs wore was only "period appropriate" from the waist down, unless she was cosplaying a "lady of dubious virtue," as the saying went
She looks, to me, like a prostitute in a Western movie. :)
Yes, it's an incredibly tacky dress.
And she's just a bit too flabby for it. :)
Freudian anachronism? Baring her shoulders but showing her whole ass.
A fine old Southern saying FTW!
Omfg I'm dying. He got the CEO to cancel lol
As a fellow imgurian what can I say other than, amazing, the look on her face. And that the party got cancelled. Glorious. You are a fucking legend
Jesus, I remember when this thread was new. It's aged so well.
Oh, no
😳😳😳
Yup.
Fire is such a cleansing force.
They should have let Sherman do this 160 years ago
Sadly, Sherman never got that far SW.
Is there still time to get the marshmallows?
Yes, hello, amazon? 1 pallet of marshmallows, a box of 4 foot bamboo skewers and 1 new pizzabella approved exorcist, thanks.
I would play the devil’s advocate and say the loss of a historic landmark, good or bad, is a tragedy. But clearly this one isn’t being missed by anyone anyways, so oh well 😆
Django at work again
i am not laughing, I would have to be able to breathe to laugh, and I can't from having used it all up laughing
A befitting end.
Yes, yes I am.
🎵And when it was all over I said to myself Is that all there is to a fire? Is that all there is Is that all there is? If that's all there is my friends Then let's keep dancing Let's break out the booze and have a ball🎶
I'm Spartacus
Spartacus does not contract his verbs /s
Dammit, did I do it wrong?
Apparently not
The wikitron does says Kirk Douglas’s book was called “I am Spartacus” though
I am so relieved
Needed big smudging processions through house & grounds. Needed to be an education hub; a school, dedicated to the people who built & maintained it. Needed to teach how hubris always calls out to nemesis. No matter its context, spiritual arrogance & obliviousness burns its carriers in the end.
YES! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHSSS!!!!!!!
Damn straight I'm laughing. I only wish it was burned down ans rebuilt, only to burn down again.
there's always the Kentucky Derby
Tomorrow is another day, We will always hare TARA !
--Louisiana Lieutenant Governor Billy Nungesser called the fire a "gut punch," telling WVUE Fox 8: "We had just started talking about new restoration grants for sites like Nottoway. To see it reduced to rubble before we could help is heartbreaking." www.newsweek.com/largest-ante...
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Makes me proud that my country never had slavery. 👍
You. Are. Australian!
No, but Aussie settlers sure did do a genocide on the Indigenous population. Canadian here - we did the same. (We also had slavery but pretend we didn’t)
British settlers. And yes, they wiped out whole tribes. In Tasmania, they caused the extinction of the entire indigenous population.
There was a little bit, a few of the people on the First Fleet were African slaves. It just wasn't anywhere near to the extent that it was done in the US.
I'll tell him the same thing I tell every Confederate apologist: So rebuild it. Make new statues after the old ones get pulled down. Build a museum and collect them all and put them inside. And pay for it with money you raised from willing donors. But they don't do that.
Sure am.
This is gonna be one of those things they overlook 'God must be angry at you guys' for isn't it.
Was there a health insurance ceo inside?
An Australian health insurance billionaire was the person who turned it into a “resort,” though.
we can't have EVERYTHING, come on now
I'm laughing because there was Nottoway to extinguish the fire.
😂👍🏻 perfect!
🤣🏆
Nicely done
The only thing better if it would have happened during one of those racist 2 doll Donny Magatt loving couples nuptials
And right after South of Midnight came out WOOHOO!
Only thing I'm sad about is that it's a pretty house and it's historical. Otherwise, let it burn
It IS funny…
A slaver's plantation house burning down? Oh I'd love to see s'more of this
"The Shining" prequel idea right there.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
Yes.