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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† FINISH THIS SENTENCE: You know he's dead because...

sep 1, 2025, 5:26 pm β€’ 8 3

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imdiannef.bsky.social @imdiannef.bsky.social

Because the whole GOP and all of its voters are scattered like ants who lost their nest.

sep 1, 2025, 5:29 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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End The Idiocracy @endtheidiocracy.bsky.social

And to your point, the power vacuum created will be something to watch with JV Dunce assuming power and everyone else trying to undermine him. Game of Thrones in real life.

sep 2, 2025, 9:37 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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American Book DragonπŸ“š @americanbookdragon.bsky.social

Because AI can't render him playing golf realistically?

sep 1, 2025, 6:19 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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unicornshartsparkles @unicrnshrtsprkles.bsky.social

…the entire world will look like the celebration scene in Return of the Jedi after the Death Star is explodes.

sep 1, 2025, 9:00 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Duncan Jones (aka Merrion) (he/him) @duncanjonesmerrion.bsky.social

...he is surrounded by vultures

sep 2, 2025, 9:49 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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M3T4TR0N @m3t4tr0n.bsky.social

When the McRib shortage ended. That’s how we’ll know for sure. πŸ€”

sep 1, 2025, 5:29 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Gina @cissybgood67.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 5:29 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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FromRightField @fromrightfield.bsky.social

He’s not lying.

sep 2, 2025, 10:46 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Flipturns πŸŠβ€β™€οΈπŸ¦‹πŸŒˆπŸπŸˆπŸ“·πŸ€³πŸ’πŸ‡πŸ’πŸŒžπŸ˜ŽπŸŽΈπŸŽΉπŸŽΆβœ‚οΈπŸŽ¨πŸ–ΌπŸŽπŸ΄πŸ“²β˜ŽοΈπŸ“–πŸ‘’β›°οΈπŸŒ‹β›ΊοΈπŸ¦’πŸ§πŸ“»πŸŒ‚ ⛱️ 🐟🏰πŸͺ£πŸ’©πŸš½πŸš—πŸš£β€β™‚οΈ β›΅οΈπŸ“ΊπŸ¦‰πŸŒ™πŸ„ πŸ”πŸ¦‰ @flipturns.bsky.social

His smell has left the world and the birds are happier again.

sep 2, 2025, 9:30 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view