What in the holy hell is this???? Radio Silence for a week basically and then he posts this??? It’s the equivalent of your boyfriend ghosting you for a month & then asking you to marry him.
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What in the holy hell is this???? Radio Silence for a week basically and then he posts this??? It’s the equivalent of your boyfriend ghosting you for a month & then asking you to marry him.
Great job!!!
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Ya'll he's turning into the painting he hated. I don't know what kind of f'd up Dorian Gray shit this is, but I'm here for it.
When I noticed the resemblance it was like HOLY SHIT!!! 😆
Did Trump tell us GOOD NIGHT!! yet? 🤡
Father Knows Best 🙄
NOT FOR WHAT HE DID FOR NYC RE 9/11, BUT FOR PUSHING ELECTION CONSPIRACIES FOR A TRAITOR!
ooohhh... So the Rose Garden redo was his HEADSTONE
actually- NOW- it's HILARIOUS 😆
NOW SUSAN SHOULD BE CONCERNED!!!!
Like everything else he's "posted" today, it's in response to what people are saying about how weird his dissapearance is. No statement about Giuliani, oh here's one 🙄
What happens when it's the VPs turn to take over, but he's a couch fucker???? Asking for America.
😆😆😆😆😆😆 FINISH THIS SENTENCE: You know he's dead because...
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DON'T TELL ME KARMA DOESN'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR 😆 Enhanced photo from @cwebbonline.com
BREAKING NEWS: Trump makes a statement on his health
Totally called this at the time! Trump's additional hand bruise showed up right after!
Where’s Donald “Never felt better in my life” Trump’s Labor Day Message???
This photo is what finally did Trump in... Putin loves another 💔
THIS POST IS NOT TRUMP! Like everything else he's "posted" today, it's in response to what people are saying about how weird this is. No statement about Giuliani, oh here's one 🙄
Whoever is running the Voodoo Doll right now, keep it up, you're doing GREAT! 🙌
Who ever is working the Voodoo doll right now, You're doing great!!!
Well, did she???? 🤡
*documented* 🥴
Unsure who’s working the Voodoo Doll right now, but you’re doing great!!!! 🙌
He was always a crook! Now he’s an unAmerican crook!
Where’s Donald “Never felt better in my life” Trump’s Labor Day Message???
Medical Waste 💯
Guess he’s not the only thing that’s dying 🤡
Its hilarious that Trump is SUCH A BAD GOLFER that even when he's likely ailing with something fatal you can't even tell the difference!
Is anyone giving Joni props for predicting his demise????
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Is it normal for your brain to try to escape from your skull?!?!
Don’t worry RFK Jr. examined him & said he’s “NEVER LOOKED BETTER” 🙄
At least Russia is acknowledging it. It’s crickets on the MSM
Jake Tapper better get to typing! 🤣
No they were just burning all his unused make up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Is anyone giving Joni props for predicting his demise????
😆😆😆😆😆😆 FINISH THIS SENTENCE: You know he's dead because...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OHHH…so this is how Trump died
Come on in, the water is boiling 😮💨
Bet that aint all he lost 😆
oooh even better & champagne!
Its hilarious that Trump is SUCH A BAD GOLFER that even when he's likely ailing with something fatal you can't even tell the difference!
Maybe it will happen on 9/11! That would be some Karmic Justice!
Fake nose, it probably fell off 😆
👋👋👋 Hey Congress… How was your summer? Sounds relaxing lots of letter writing & angry threats. Oh our summer? Okay, except some maniac destroyed the economy, sent troops & masked kidnappers into our cities, invited a war criminal to have lunch & named The Kennedy Center after his prostitute wife
Maybe this...
No they should go- and give middle fingers the whole time.
I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT for Biden to be sitting front & center with the other past presidents at his funeral
It would be JUST LIKE HIM to be dead or dying & NOT LET US ENJOY IT!
I’ve been waiting since 2010!!!!
I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT for Biden to be sitting front & center with the other past presidents at his funeral
Maybe this is the pic that finally did him in... Putin loves another 😆
he looks like a beached whale driving a golf cart
OH! All his posts so far today are FAKE! Who's writing them? Why? If he's "NEVER FELT BETTER IN HIS LIFE" 🧐
It would be JUST LIKE HIM to be dead or dying & NOT LET US ENJOY IT!
Orderlies no doubt!
It would be JUST LIKE HIM to be dead or dying & NOT LET US ENJOY IT!
Hey Trump, Care to make a statement??? Too busy pretending to be alive 🙄
Happy Labor Day! 🥴
Well Trump is busy, pretending he's not dying. 🤷♀️
MAYBE ASK THEIR PARENTS????
If you're Trump you've never worked an honest day in your life...🤡
Those dudes behind them look like they are waiting to catch Trump if he falls. What are they orderlies???
A TOTAL FUCKING LIE!
It would be JUST LIKE HIM to be dead or dying & NOT LET US ENJOY IT!
Yep, too many complete sentences...
This is like the Kate Middleton photo controversy, except we wanted her to be alive.
HE DID NOT WRITE THIS🕵️♀️ But why someone felt the need to, is interesting.
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I heard Trump's organizing a Get Well Soon party for him at Four Seasons Total Landscaping
But at least we haven't had to hear his stupid fucking voice!
Can we call out sick to work if it’s really true???
Satan did 🤡
If he died BEFORE these women could bring him down… oh who am i kidding—he can fuck all the way off!
Donnie sez….
Rudy already booked Four Seasons Landscaping so 😛
Is it a GOOD NIGHT???? 🥳🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
Is it a GOOD NIGHT???? 🥳🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
Considering how shitty Donald usually looks in public, he must look like literal death for his handlers to be keeping him away from cameras
Yep checking in every 5 hours 🤣
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 This is so weird… BUT His regime IS stupid enough to think this “see I’m alive right now” post would work.
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 This is so weird… am I wrong? His regime IS stupid enough to think this “see I’m alive right now” post would work????
Considering how shitty Donald usually looks in public, he must look like literal death for his handlers to be keeping him away from cameras
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