Uwu translation is necessary

Coup as praxis

So we’re cool now right everybody?

It's not a mistake if you learn from the experience ☝️

who among us hasn't accidentally attempted to overthrow the state

oopsie daisy.

At least he apologised! Incredibly rare from leaders these days :)

presidents only do this when they're very stressed

God it's like none of you have ever fucked up at work

Same energy

I said "stew," I was just ordering lunch!

I pushed a change to prod without testing it.

One of my coworkers got one of our trucks stolen while he was parked in his rig next to the rig that got stolen and it still wasn't as bad as Yoon. The guy who backed his forklift into the tower of dishwashers that then hit the next tower over and so forth... Possibly as bad.

He literally got out and walked off. I'd be afraid of criminal action personally

Look, it wasn't my intention to go to DEFCON One, but can't we all accept that people make mistakes?

We’ve all accidentally pushed the big door that says “emergency exit push here to enact marital law”.

I did accidentally start a hostage situation at work once because I was hangry so I get it

he's just trying to keep a growth mindset

I mean, who among us hasn’t tried to lead the occasional coup?

let he who has not hastily declared martial law in a coup attempt and then tried to oopsie out of it throw the first stone

“Why would we fire him now, when we just taught him a lesson that cost 250 billion won?”

my worst fuckup led to police and fire units being sent to each others' calls for a few hours before I fixed it I didn't launch a 6 hour coup. play big stakes, make big mistakes, I guess

So we’re just shutting the door on personal growth now, is that it??

Dammit, I keep telling you the raccoon was dead when I found it

Homer Simpson voice: it’s my first day!

i didn’t say “Simon Says”

Just doing a quick democracy check, you guys. You passed!

🫰

"i was just on a roll"

In finland we call this kännissä ja läpällä. Whomst amongst us, etc.

Who among us…

It was a joke, c’mon guys

In America, the Democrats would say time to heal and let’s move forward. Hopefully Koreans have more moral fiber.

The Koreans should select a member of the president's own party to prosecute him. So it appears fair to no one and but psychos and pisses everyone else off.

Ooopsie! Could happen to anyone, ya know?

pobody's nerfect

Official statement "lol Sowwy * smiling loveheart emoji"

Sorry about the soft coup, guys! That's on me, dawg! Won't happen again! Pinky promise!

it all started with a bad translation of “enact the Marshall plan”

Bygones.

We all have bad hair days 😞

He was haveing a accident

"You thought I called for martial law? I said partial thaw! The roast wasn't quite thawed yet!"

Oh no, not martial law - MARITAL law

Bro, happens to the best of us.

“I’m sorry you got upset”

"I promise if you let me stay I won't declare martial law again" 😒

Boy. Do I have egg on my face, huh?

Time to move on

He said he intended to declare a martial art but his clerk was hard of hearing.

oopsie doodle.

It’s like when you try to start a slow clap and no one joins in

“Listen, I was a bit cranky and drunk”

a little oopsie-doopsie

I have such mixed feelings about public apologies, but it is absolutely cultural. I personally, as a north american, do not believe a word of it because I have grown up with disingenuous apologies. BUT this is different. It IS an expected ritual. Whereas here, we don't expect it and mock it.

Our "there was an accident at the factory and people died" press conferences do not generally include apologies from CEOs. Theirs do. Always. As do political press conferences when something like this happens. And it always comes off weird when westerners report on it because we don't understand.